Sunday, October 11, 2009

Lies, fraud and felonies in Bend Real Estate

OK, I saw just about the worst thing I've ever seen in my life the other day.

Was it:

2 al Quaeda terrorists shooting a baby deer in the head, cutting off the head, and then skull-fucking the head while screaming their crazy-ass Allah whailings?

No. It was worse.

Was it:

Me attending my dear grandmothers funeral, and during the viewing with the grieving grandpa, yanking out the old ladies crusty used tampon, seeping it in some hot water, and telling the old bastard, "Gramps, it tastes like this smelly old twat fucked 100 guys... no... no, it was worse... 100 BLACK GUYS FUCKED HER IN THE ASS, before she died of cum poisoning!"

Nope, it was much worse.

No, what I saw was so atrocious it turned my stomach.

This is what I saw:

A GOOD LOOKING WHITE WOMAN WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT CHINESE BUFFETT

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDD!

PLEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE! MY EYESSSSS!

OK. Sit down, relax, and try to recover. I know, that shit is harsh for a Sunday morning.

I felt awful for this poor gal. Working as a waitress was bad enough. Cuz you could tell she was used to better. But a waitress in a Chinese Buffett? Fuck... this poor thing looked sucidal.

And what's worse, is ahead of me in line, there was YET ANOTHER WHITE GIRL applying for a job. This girl was young, and still hadn't grown used to the finer things in life, but she was standing with something in her hand that almost made me throw up.

It was heinous.

It was...

a RESUME!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY GAHD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!SUNNUFFA FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yes, you read that right. There was what had to be a 18 year old good looking young white virgin applying for a job at a Chinese Buffet with a fucking resume.

Dude, that is why Hitler made Eva Braun kill herself; otherwise she would be forced to make FILTHY JUZE GANG-BANG PORN for the rest of her life.

THAT, my friends, is what this town is CUMMING TO.

Now, let me be clear; I DO NOT blame the husband of that white hotness serving me water while I slopped at a trough of Chinese mixed-meat shit (yes, she had a ring). No.

I am saying that THIS is what we will have to endure in this place. White women working for motherfucking LING CHOW or some shit. Dude, Ling Chow, is worse than a Gat Damn Niggra when he gots a White Woman under his thumb. Mother fuck!

THIS is why Bend will fall. Some things can be tolerated: Get ass-fucked by a donkey and drinking it's cum from your own ass? Fuck, ask Bledsoe, that's easy.

But a fucking MILFy hot white woman working for fucking Ling Chow at a Chinese Buffett? No. This cannot stand. I mean, last time one of the MONGREL RACES got their mits on a fine white Piece of A, we ended up with fucking OJ.

No, this is what Bend is coming to. WHITE WOMEN marry WHITE MEN and live in nice WHITE PICKET FENCED homes, with WHITE DOGS.

But that shit is NOT going to happen here anymore. The NATURAL ORDER of things is getting butt-reamed, and God's Plan For Whitey is getting turned on it's head. And fucked.

I don't know about you, but I don't even want to live in a World where a hot, white P-of-A has to work at a Chinese Buffett. Fuck that. I mean, my God, that shit is for the Jethro Bodines, the Todd Bridges', and the Tooties of the fucking World. Fucking losers.

Bend is becoming a perversion of all that is good in the World. White women working in a Chinese Buffett? Fuck that. That's bad enough to clean out at least half this town. That shit is the saddest shit I've ever seen.

OK, moving on from that sad, sad shit...

There was a good piece in the Oregonian yesterday, here's some highlights:

Life after the bubble: From American dream to American nightmare

Kevin and Annette Martin celebrated their 15th anniversary by getting foreclosed out of their Newberg house. Kevin's homebuilding business collapsed in the recession, and they couldn't pay the mortgage.

Their bank, JPMorgan Chase, rejected the Martins' request for a mortgage modification and took legal possession of the house Aug. 19.
On their anniversary two days later, the Martins and their two young children moved in with Kevin's aunt in her small condominium in Charbonneau.

They're broke, unemployed and visibly stunned at their rapid plunge from the middle class to the newly poor.
A bomb of debt vaporized the Martins' once-comfortable life.

The heavy load of leverage they had assumed in hopes of grabbing their piece of the pie proved their undoing.
"I believe in the American dream, the white picket fence and the whole thing," said Kevin, 38.

"But now, we're just in survival mode. For 14 months, it's been survival mode."


[... lot's of stats...]


The Martins now number among the grim statistics of the painful financial realignment.
Maximum leverage was the norm in the high-stakes residential construction business when Kevin Martin started his company early this decade.

He and Annette first borrowed $120,000 in 2003 to buy land north of Newberg and build their own 2,600-square-foot house. Kevin went to work remodeling a historic home in Tigard and building spec houses in Yamhill and Washington counties.


But building the business required money. As their house gained in value, they refinanced their home loan multiple times. Kevin's grandmother and father co-signed on loans he took out to build homes in Tigard and McMinnville.

In the most recent home refinancing, the Martins took out a so-called negatively amortizing loan from Washington Mutual, one of those lending industry "innovations" that Lansing wrote of.

The loan was structured so that the amount they owed actually increased each month.
By 2008, the Martins owed $512,000 on their house. They also owed $563,000 on a construction loan from Liberty Bank.

OnPoint Community Credit Union repossessed their three cars after the Martins stopped making payments on Kevin's 2008 Dodge truck. They didn't realize until afterward that their car loans were cross-collateralized: If they defaulted on one, the lender could seize all three.

OK, so these poor fuckers OWE over $1 million, own three vehicles, at least one of which is BRAND NEW. What I just love is the simpy-ass VICTIM SOB STORY here.

These fuckers, times several MILLION, are WHY this country is in the fix it's in. They borrowed a fucking million dollars, and LOST. And now the Oregonian is doing a VICTIM story on them. Here's a comment at the bottom of the piece:

Posted by beattlejuice
October 10, 2009, 8:47AM

WOW, SORRY, but very little sympathy here for one half the the interviewees. you borrowed a over a million dollars!? and your homebuilding bisiness went kaput and you bought a 2008 new truck? I could never do that.

It is because I have always lived within my means. I never even bought a kayak 20 years ago because i could not pay for it in full in 3 months or less with credit cards. I am one of those poor smucks who does not owe a dime to anyone and i have never "walked away from a debt or financial responsibility"...so please, please stop this "where is the american dream crap" because the dream is not stupidity.

I cannot relate, however, you have my sympathy or your troubles...trust me. The other interviewees are more sympathetic, but still 2500 to 3500 per month on a mortage, what were you thinking and where were you living and i could never afford that luxury; how could you? oh yes, your different.

I agree with Portowick here, some of you have a sense of entitlement that I never had, maybe it was upbringing, but I never thought i was entitled to anything. I worked. and when i was not working and unemployed i really worked double time searching for any job. I can see that our forefathers principles have eroded over time. Still, i feel your pain, but cannot relate.

I have to agree with this bastard. Here's another pissed off cunt:

Posted by jory
October 10, 2009, 10:53AM

Message to America: When you borrow money, you're taking on a big risk and you have to pay it back. Why is this concept so hard to sink in?

Plan for the unexpected. It is not if but when you get sick, when you get laid off, when the economy goes into recession. These are no unforeseen events. They happen all the time and for those caught unprepared it is disastrous to them. Tough luck. Learn from your mistakes and stop asking for handouts.

This is going to happen... and really already IS HAPPENING... by the MILLIONS.

VICTIM MENTALITY.

It's NOT MY FAULT. I just got caught up in something beyond my control. Couldn't stop it. Not My Fault.

This is probably WHY we have a shrieking pack of liberals in control... RePugs tell you that shit is YOUR FAULT. The Obaminator tells you Everything Will Be OK, I won the Nobel Peace Prize, so I oughtta know, right?

This whole country is losing it's sense of ACCOUNTABILITY. Do you know what that means? That means CONTRACTS RE-WRITTEN. That means NO TRUST. That means CONSTANT RENEGGING. No hbm, I didn't say "reniggering" or some such. But being a rePug Nazi, I was probably thinking it....

It means that we are NOT being forced to learn our lessons over this fiasco. All the PAIN will be papered over, and the gubmint will take care of it.

But I can tell you right now, that this shit will end BADLY. When the people lose accountability, the government loses accountability. And when the government loses accountability you end up with COMPLETE CHAOS.

There is some whacky shit going on in the World economies. Little irritating upstarts, are starting to bypass economic giants. China is going to make more fucking cars than Japan next year! I mean, WTF?

White women are working for Chinese fuckers...WTF!

NO ACCOUNTABILITY. This is our legacy to our kids. It has consequences on all levels from one-on-one dealings to global economic implications. It means YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.

OK, I'm going to reprint the Atlantic Monthly piece in it's entirety, primarily because bend Media has it's head firmly in the sand and WILL NEVER address or even acknowledge that Bend is thick with thieves in RE, and that this is one of the most corrupt and sinister towns in the World:

Robust Oregon Real Estate Market Poisoned by Fraud

"People have tried to bribe me. I've been threatened, both verbally and with a gun," real estate appraiser Richard Hagar tells me, recounting the heady days of the Pacific Northwest's housing boom, when unscrupulous loan originators in places like Bend, Oregon would aggressively demand his work confirm a dictated appraisal value, often many tens of thousands above the actual market value.

In Hagar's view, "This recession we're in was triggered by loan fraud. That's the end of it."
Situated on the northern tip of the Great Basin at the foothills of the Cascades, with lush evergreen forests to the west and high desert grasslands to the east, the small central Oregon city enjoyed a population boom through the last decade. Retirees flocked to Bend for its clean mountain air and slow pace of life, while moneyed adventurers--mostly from California--came for winter skiing and summer outdoor fun.

Ranked the sixth fastest-growing metropolitan area in the country by the US Census Bureau in 2005, Bend's population increased from 50,000 residents in 2000 to nearly 80,000 today.


Now that population is contracting slightly, largely as a result of the rampant wave of foreclosures.

In a community with such rapid growth, the bursting bubble reverberates powerful shock waves.

By this writing, the number of mortgage defaults had more than tripled from their 2007 end-of-year total. Roughly half the properties currently on the market in Bend are either bank-owned or going through the short sell process, in which the owners close deals for less than their mortgage's value.


So much discussion about the real estate boom and bust focuses on irresponsible buyers, who overextended themselves in purchasing homes they couldn't actually afford, often with dreams of re-selling and making fortune off ever-increasing market values. But during a seminar Richard Hagar gave in Bend Tuesday evening, he pointed his expert finger at one insidious culprit: fraud.


Hagar expounded on this theme for me in a two-hour phone interview last night, after which I hung up somewhat disillusioned that most of the crooks who created the housing bubble would likely escape punishment, while their victims will struggle for years to regain footing after foreclosure, bankruptcy, and complete emotional and financial destitution.


Hagar has more than three decades of experience in the real estate industry, starting out as an agent in the mid-1970s, then becoming an appraiser in the 1980s, eventually earning the highly-prestigious SRA designation by the Appraiser's Institute. He holds real estate investments and still works as an appraiser, though much of his time over the past decade has been occupied by advising government officials on legislative efforts to regulate the mortgage industry, assisting law enforcement with fraud investigations, consulting on related legal cases, and conducting lecture tours to educate industry professionals and the public on how to identify and avoid engaging in fraud.


Real estate and mortgage fraud can manifest in various forms, but the particular variety that significantly infected the market in Bend involved mortgage brokers pressuring appraisers to overvalue properties for sale.

According to Hagar, in the early 2000s he first started hearing from his law enforcement contacts about this kind of problem popping up with increasing frequency in Bend. The corruption seemed to grow a little more pervasive with each passing year, until 2004 when it accelerated rapidly.

"The definition of market value is a matter of federal law," he says. "If appraisers had been following that definition throughout this growth, we would not have created the problems we now see."


"It's almost unheard of for an appraisal to 'make value,'" Hagar asserts, but throughout the housing boom in Bend, that seemed to be the norm. For the Bend appraisers, "They'd have an order coming in with a 'minimum value needed,' and if you couldn't make the value, the mortgage broker would just go down the street. He wouldn't hire you again, or wouldn't pay you."

In Hagar's view, "Almost all the bubble is related to them."


"There were people here forcing monstrous" overvalued loans, Hagar says. Once buyers signed paperwork on a loan larger than the value of their new home, they entered into the new purchase already completely stripped of equity, owing more on their mortgage than the house was worth.

Even before the market started to dive, these people couldn't sell their house for the amount they'd paid. At this stage, it's difficult to estimate what percentage of Bend's real estate bubble would be more appropriately described an illusion created by false valuation of properties.

In an environment plagued by an inflation deliberately orchestrated by a loose conspiracy of those profiting from higher prices, the term 'fair market value' becomes almost meaningless.

According to a 2007 report from the financial service companies National City Corp and Global Insight, Bend, Oregon overtook Naples, Florida to earn a dubious distinction as the metro area with the most overvalued real estate in the nation.

The median single-family house price had nearly doubled to $324,000 over the previous four years. Overall, the report estimated Bend real estate listings to run 78.7 percent over the survey's valuation price.


Mortgage brokers originated 70-90 percent of the loans, so Hagar places the largest share of blame on the unscrupulous in their ranks, though also points out many had to be complicit in order for the bubble to reach such extremes.

A modicum of vigilance would have immediately recognized corruption in the process, so the banks allowed it to happen, he says.

Most real estate agents wouldn't have known any better, but if they had figured it out, they wouldn't want to lose the higher commissions they enjoyed from the overvaluation.


At the request of state law enforcement officials, Hagar began making quarterly visits to Bend in 2005, offering his seminar on the basics of mortgage fraud to anyone who would attend. Unsurprisingly, many locals did not like him.


Blog postings and chain emails trying to discredit his work circulated through real estate industry networks. One time in late 2006 or early 2007, a Bend real estate agent reached him on his cellphone, launching into a full-throated tirade as soon as he answered.

"She yelled, 'There's no fraud in Bend. You can't say that. We're not scammers. We wouldn't do that. You'll destroy our real estate market,'"

Hagar recounts, adding his own response: "Hmmm, actually, you're destroying your market."
That real estate agent, it later turned out, was representing a major housing developer (now bankrupt), which had begun offering illegal incentives to help close deals with prospective buyers--not an uncommon practice, but also, technically, a form of fraud.

Hagar guesses the woman didn't even realize she was personally engaged in fraudulent practices, ignorance being one of the primary causes for the crime's prevalence.


A legal team pursuing a mortgage brokerage accused of predatory lending in Bend recently requested Hagar review the company's files for evidence of fraud during the discovery phase of proceedings.

Hagar randomly reached into cabinets and started pulling out stacks of files. He'd found his first clear example of fraud within 15 minutes. By the time he worked his way through the files, Hagar had discovered about 80% of the loans involved some form of fraud, a percentage he says is in line with what the FBI discovered in a national audit of closed loans.


Those cases could represent a wide variety of fraud, but Hagar brings it back around to the role of appraisers, estimating, "There would have been 50-70% less fraud if appraisers had done their job."


Off the top of his head, Hagar can think of at least 30 Bend residents who would deserve to be indicted, tried, and convicted for their role in the fraudulent activities that artificially inflated the local community's housing bubble.

However, he says, "The reality is only about 5% will ever be caught."


"Poisoned by fraud"? Fuck man, that is a damning piece.

"Hagar had discovered about 80% of the loans involved some form of fraud..."

I think I stand corrected on something I said YEARS ago on this blog: That this bubble, in this town, was the result of financial "incentives" gone awry. That we were merely swept up due to "fortuitous" circumstances. That Bend was swept away due to serendipity as much as anything by the housing bubble.

BULL FUCKING SHIT.

We're now finding out something that is becoming clearer EVERY FUCKING DAY: This town is rife with corruption. There are thieves, scoundrels, and grifters in every corner of private commerce, media and local government that wanted this bubble to happen, and MADE IT HAPPEN through FRAUD, LIES, DECEPTION, and almost certainly FELONIES.

This town is RIFE with criminals; they are RUNNING this place. Look at Patty Smelly Cunt Moss: Besides having a cunt that smells like a hobo's boot, she has driven CACB into the ground with liar loans and fraud loans that have brought that bank to it's knees. She'll be gone in weeks, and the whole crumbling structure will fall into the abyss. And I'll cry crocodile tears for the investors who have lost HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS at the hands of this psycho bitch from hell.

And yet... The Bully still Hero Worships this psycho. Here's a nice ironic excerpt where Moss finds religion on credit quality

Businesses, banks alike caught in credit crunch

“Demand is still fairly strong for small-business loans,” said Patricia Moss, president and CEO of Cascade Bancorp, the Bend-based parent company of Bank of the Cascades. “But no matter what level of demand you have, a business still has to qualify. You can mitigate risk with price, but you can’t move away from the basic range of underwriting criteria because that demonstrates whether a bank can be paid back. A bank shouldn’t take an undue risk of not being paid back.”

I like the title... "CAUGHT in the credit crunch". VICTIM MENTALITY. "CAUGHT". Like it's a fucking coyote trap or some shit.

The people in the piece can't get a loan TO STAY ALIVE. Moss pipes up and says she can't give out loans, cuz THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN, the MINSKY MOMENT has arrived, and bullshit loans can't be issued like they once were, and the WHOLE FUCKING PIECE exudes the idea that ALL INVOLVED are VICTIMS, and are blameless for WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM.

If you agree with this, then you my friend, do not understand what it means to at least make a weak attempt at being financially prudent and living within your means.

I get the funny feeling that the financially prudent are actually going to get fisted most of all when this is done.

The government is loaning Corporate America TRILLIONS. They are taking the money at 0%, and buying treasuries making 4%. 4% of each TRILLION is $40 BILLION. THAT $40 billion has to be repaid. BY FUCKING TAXPAYERS! That's US. You & me, who did not Get Rich on this fucking fiasco, are lining the pockets of those who caused it.

I'm telling you folks, there is a transfer of wealth, the likes of which will never be seen again, going on right now. It's from our kids, and grandkids to todays wealthy. They are being decimated. This country is AGAIN mortgaging it's future for the sake of a chosen few to go from rich to ridiculousy rich.

Started under Bush, and is being staunchly perpetuated by the Obaminator. Fuck you if you think different.

That said, I think we're at an inflection point: This "recovery" is being sold like nothing before. To me, it feels like some sort of engineered recovery, so the rich would have one last chance to bail out on an imploding situation. Sounds ridiculous, right? Then I reiterate the fucking TRILLION DOLLAR LOAN SCHEME math again.

Trillions are being transferred to corporations. But this cannot go on forever. This is itself a LAST GASP of liar-loan fraud from the US government to corporate AmeriKKKa, before the whole edifice collapses into a smoldering heap.

So I tell you now: If you got stocks, SELL THEM NOW. If you got a house for sale, MARK IT DOWN AND SELL IT NOW. Got extra cars, PUT THEM ON CRAIGSLIST. SELL YOUR SHIT. BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES. Cuz this "recovery" will soon be exposed for what it is: The biggest FRAUD, LIAR LOAN ever perpetrated in the history of mankind.
hbm, please teach me to be liberal racist motherfucking nerd, like you!
I glad whitey working to fund these mega-jugs!
"Ling Chow? You hire the white bitches! KITTY MAU!"

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Anonymous said...

What??? Ragging on the Chinese, insteade of HBNiggerDawg?

Maybe HBM (H Bruce Miller, Esquirer the Third, to you) is really a chink under all that blackface.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Now THAT, my niggerz, is what I call a nice politically correct post.

You motherfuckin' cunts.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Pink Slips du Jour

By Kathleen Parker
Wednesday, January 14, 2009

NEW YORK -- At Sarabeth's restaurant on Central Park two young old friends are catching up and comparing notes over breakfast.

Anyone seated nearby quickly learns the story. They met in graduate school; both hold MBAs. Both recently joined the swelling ranks of America's unemployed.

Their shared tales, if once unthinkable, are becoming increasingly familiar. First, blue-collar jobs disappeared. Now white collars are fading. The young and briefly affluent, accustomed to earning more than $75,000, suddenly have time on their hands, the latest victims of the economic crunch.

Now what?

The young woman has some consulting work "kind of lined up." Her severance package is too large for her to qualify for unemployment, and she's not sure how long her funds will last. She might head home to visit her dad, whom she hasn't seen in a year -- "too busy." Or, she always wanted to drive cross-country.

Her male companion, similarly laid off, is freelancing real estate development projects but looking for a permanent job.

Something has gone terribly wrong with the American dream. No longer is a college degree -- or even an advanced degree -- a guarantee of employment or job security. Suddenly, there seem to be an awful lot of "consultants" floating around, lingering longer than usual over coffee because there's no office to get back to.

My 28-year-old niece, with whom I am staying (the rate is unbeatable), is similarly and suddenly "consulting" -- mostly through the want ads on Mediabistro and Craigslist these days. The magazine for which she's been a marketing strategist is suffering financial woes and has had to cut several positions, including hers.

"Consulting" and "freelancing" are old euphemisms for a new demographic, the upscale terms for "outta work." Down on their luck, these newbies to the unemployment lines aren't living paycheck to paycheck. "We're living gig to gig," says my niece.

How many consultants can dine on the dime of a tanking economy? A new poll by Tina Brown's Daily Beast and Penn, Schoen & Berland Associates confirms that the Sarabeth's pair and my niece are not isolated anecdotes but are part of a trend no one would have imagined a few years ago. "Gigonomics," Brown calls it.

The poll, conducted online among 500 employed Americans over 18, found that a third are working as freelancers or in two jobs. Of those who call themselves freelancers, 58 percent previously had a staff position with the company for which they're now doing "gigs."

This not-so-rosy scenario raises questions for which there are no ready answers. How long will it last? What if they can't find even temp work?

The Bureau of Labor Statistics' 2008 year-end report shows unemployment increases across the board -- all ages, races and job categories. In December, the number of people involuntarily working part time for economic reasons reached 8 million, a rise of 3.4 million over the past 12 months.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

CONT:

My niece, whose persistence and hard work have produced a résumé suggesting a much older person, figures she has a few weeks before she'll have to give up her studio apartment. The girl who put herself through college waiting tables -- and bought herself a Gucci watch to celebrate her first job in the Big Apple -- now asks herself: "Do I want to spend $2 on the subway or walk 30 minutes?"

It's chilly out there.

On the bright side, the wired generation is dealing with its recession-depression creatively. "Pink Slips Are the New Black" is the name of a blog created in November where visitors are invited to post their pink slips in exchange for "solidarity and support from your fellow laid off professionals." There's a "pink slip party" video on YouTube featuring job recruiters (who wear green glowing bracelets) and job seekers (pink bracelets).

If you gotta be broke, you might as well be cool about it. The newest fashion is "recession chic," which means last year's clothes get recycled. Ramen noodle potlucks served with Two Buck Chuck have replaced pasta and champagne dinners.

Doubtless, less-fortunate, more-experienced members of the unemployed class are dry-eyed as they ponder the travails of laid-off MBAs and magazine marketers. But when that college education no longer pays off -- and the instant-gratification generation is counting change for the train -- we may be in for a longer haul than anyone cares to admit.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

What unemployment really looks like …

If the birth/death ratio is removed, U-6 is in reality 21.3% total US unemployment. The estimate is that 824,000, more jobs may be extracted from the payroll count for the 12-months ended next March. Such a revision would be the biggest since 1991. The BLS is underestimating job losses deliberately and has been for a long time. That would mean September’s loss would be some 300,000 not 263,000.

Such a revision would put job losses not at 4.8 million but 5.6 million jobs.

This is how government has operated for some time and will continue to as long as we allow them too.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

My God, the fact that the Obaminator won the Nobel Price, despite the fact that the nomination phase was terminated just 2 weeks after he was in office, really affirms my belief in the NOT CARRIED AWAY IN A LOVE-FEST OF LIBERAL BULLSHIT, ANTI-BUSH SENTIMENT that I've always known was true about Euro Dumbfucks.

Geez... robbing some truly noteworthy individuals to make a LAME ANTI-BUSH statement. How fucking lame.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

That really diluted and demeaned the meaning of that Prize for all past & future winners.

tim said...

I don't think Obama's Nobel tarnished the prize much. It's already been seen as a political prize.

The only thing that happened is that Oslo has apparently given up even the pretense of it being a prize that has to do with peace.

Anonymous said...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/gore-vidals-united-states-of-fury-1798601.html

Bruce my Malay wife gave me a brief time today at the internet cafe here.

I love Gore Vidal ( 84 yr old fag ), this article is killer, makes Kunstler look lame.

Yes, this is why I'm out of USA for the next ten years. Oregon will explode in population there will be civil war in South Cali. I couldn't agree with Vidal more, the Great Experiment of USA is over.

love you bruce

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/gore-vidals-united-states-of-fury-1798601.html

Anonymous said...

Homer,
Marge is "cheating" on you! Better get a good divorce lawyer. She exposes herself like that to millions to many she is a unfit mother. Thought you had her all to yourself did you-now she will have those teenagers with pimply faces lusting over that centerfold. How dare Marge! She was our vision ofAmerica's Princess Diana! The sky is falling on our countries morality! Chicken Little is aghast! Oh my says I! The morality of America's women hood is now totally shattered! Hugh Hefner you now have gone too far! Even "The Girls Next Door" have left you! Shame.....shame.....shame.

Anonymous said...

Well, it only took 10 posts before the blog got hijacked this week...

Anonymous said...

But I can tell you right now, that this shit will end BADLY. When the people lose accountability, the government loses accountability. And when the government loses accountability you end up with COMPLETE CHAOS.

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The government imitates the people the ironic thing is that it is now common knowledge the the USA is going down and hard, and that in 10-20 years the US dollar will be worthless. Perhaps quicker, but with the Chinese hold 2 Trillion, and Saudi's $1T ... it takes a long time to diversify.

Talked with my CPA last week he said in two years I should sell all, just about the time the current 'recovery' will be peaking for OREO re-election, yes homer after that if your still here or still own shit, you'll be in JAP-ECON forever ... in the toilet for all time.

So I figure in two years there will be a garage sale like never seen before, but after that it will not matter, because following that great sale there will be 10-20 years of civil war, what arises from those ashes who gives a fuck I'll not be in this country.


None of this is news to anyone with their eyes wide open since 1974, the USA is what it is a penal colony of warrior soldiers who will fight wars for corporate power. I see another 20-40 for oil wars, and then after that will be water-wars.

The USA as mentioned above by Gore Vidal will be a third world colony not the kind of place that nice people want to raise their children.

Surprise? Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of Kleptocrats or Perverts, or meglomaniacs, dimwits, Benders, or just old fashion american ass-holes. Long ago Malcolm-X said it was all just a case of the 'chickens coming home to roost'.

GAME-OVER and soon.

Watch the banks, you know BUSH signed a EO when he left saying controlling safe-deposit box assets so the luv-guv could get gold as a national-security issue. With fewer people to rob the government will go after real assets, e.g. if your stupid enough to keep them where the government can find them.

This is why in the next 1-2 years everyone will sell and get their money outside of this fucking Toilet we call "United States of Amnesia" ( courtesy of G-Vidal )

Everyone I know over here in SE-Asia right now is selling ALL their US assets and buying gold. That's why you see the run-up lately, there will be profit taking, and no I'll not buy gold. But its fun to watch the panic.

Anonymous said...

For those that don't get the above, I think that 'marge' is on this months playboy cover.

Not even sure if our homer can get it up any more for our marge?

The guy's got to do what he's got to do to appear normal in Bend, ... but honestly read gore-vidal we're all faggots, but the USA, you know they're causing real problems in the middle east with our soldiers fucking little arab boys.

BB2 is about middle age men fucking each other in the ass, as american as apple pie.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/gore-vidals-united-states-of-fury-1798601.html

Wow, I almost WHALED on you for Yet Again posting that Gore Vidal SHIT....

but it's a pretty damn good piece.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

He was a populist with no faith in the populace – precisely what his grandson has turned into. Gore Vidal shares the populist belief that the people are being shafted by the rich – but he thinks the population is too cretinous and drugged by television and fast food to figure it out. "It is always to be hoped that the people will mysteriously be educated, somehow. Well, that's the link. But the people don't know anything. As soon as we became an empire, we stopped teaching geography in the schools, so nobody would know where anything is. It's not the people's fault – they have been perverted them into imperial ways of thinking so that they would be docile workers and loyal consumers. That was the dream and it has come true."

Sweet.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

He joined the army at the age of 17, glad to escape his mother. He spent the war posted in Italy and, for three years, Alaska. He is not surprised that this "frozen hell" has produced Sarah Palin, "the latest idol in America's long cult of stupidity". Alaska was, he says, "the place where all the crooks in America went to hide. And they produced her."

Priceless.

Anonymous said...

I'll just say this about Nobel and OREO.

Let's remember NOBEL comes from the bastard who invented dynamite, probably the #1 killer in techno-history, in terms of advance in high-explosives.

Sort of an oxymoron to talk peace and dynamite and its founder in same sentence, maybe someday there will be a GW-BUSH peace prize or an Adolf-Hitler peace price, or Ghengis-Kahn ...

Why is this even NEWS?

The OREO was brought in to start WW-III and pack all the niggers and mexicans off to die, because as any rich-white guy knows all SOUTH-CALI and most of US will be in civil-war in 5 years, as shown by KATRINA, ...

The OREO will go down as the #1 meglomaniac in human history, so fucking what, he got a peace prize from the man who invented high-explosives, ...

Ironic? No not at all, this is why the Western world is doomed for total collapse,

HYPOCRISY,

THE US and WEST IS FULL OF HYPOCRITES

Anonymous said...

Re: the Oregonian article on the builder who went bust:
He built a 2,600 sq.foot home for himself- Why not build a 1,500 sq.ft home, and pay it off?

He had to have a NEW pick up truck.
What is wrong with a 5 year old truck? Most construction workers drive 10 to 20 year old trucks.

This mentality, "I DESERVE this" is why many people under 40 are drowning in debt.

No one EVER regretted living BELOW their income. Millions of people now regret trying to live ABOVE their income.

Anonymous said...

Yes, homer I felt an urge to cut&paste the priceless, but as you know this faggot has so much to say, that ALL must be read.

But the shit about PALIN is so fucking true, ...

It's all true, but I concur with G-VIDAL, the USA is without hope, and has been without hope since the 1950's.

Anonymous said...

Gore Vidal shares the populist belief that the people are being shafted by the rich – but he thinks the population is too cretinous and drugged by television and fast food to figure it out.

###

What have I said since day-one here? If you must kill, then kill your TV.

Yes, Bend is a town rotten to the core, and like Alaska we imported them by the boat-load, and the majority of Bend is cretin.

I prefer to use the lord of the rings model, and just call them goblins, and orcs, ... but this is the majority of our Bend, and our USA.

The end is near, and yes the corporations have achieved their goal, a stupid nation, that has placed itself in debt, and now that debt is to be called.

The end is near.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

I read an article yesterday that suggests that because price-cuts on homes are less severe & frequent, that we are nearing the end of the RE collapse.

Ummmmm, no.

It's because the delusional excess is FINALLY being sqeezed out. People are FINALLY abandoning their pie-in-the-sky bullshit dreams of tripling their money overnight on their homes.

RE brokers are FINALLY doing their jobs and telling sellers to FUCK OFF when they walk in with bullshit prices.

It ain't the end of the collapse... people are just waking up to reality.

Anonymous said...

yep, $120k Bend medians are on the horizon

medians don't mean shit

MDHN09 said...

you gotta see this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ti6Cb8LG4&feature=PlayList&p=7FA0E20F94299951&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=14

blackdog said...

"OK, I'm going to reprint the Atlantic Monthly piece in it's entirety, primarily because bend Media has it's head firmly in the sand and WILL NEVER address or even acknowledge that Bend is thick with thieves in RE, and that this is one of the most corrupt and sinister towns in the World:"

Uh, Homeboy, I had a long post about that Atlantic piece in my blog last week.

Nice Asian titty collection BTW.

Anonymous said...

Homer,

Regarding your fear of white Bend HO working in china buffet,

You ain't seen nothing yet, ... as you know asia man only like one thing, and that be gambling and pussy, ok and drinking, and smoking, its all one thing.

I told this group back in 2006, that when Asia took over USA that they're daughter ( think 12 ) would become HO for asian man, and note in SE-ASIA its the mother who sell the daughter, the father just break her in, ...

How far away from this is USA? Maybe five years, maybe less, you know in SE-ASIA the only thing woman have to sell is their body, but what does white bitch have to sell? Asia women are beautiful, with smooth skin, and dark hair, and pleasant heart and personality, and look young for age,

What do mean bitch with white skin, and shitty personality have to offer? I think you will see white woman pull cart like ox for asian man, for food, just my humble opinion.

Now 6am, another day, ... gotta go running on the beach, tell HBM I wish he was here,

Love,

Anonymous said...

HBM did you think that G-Vidal was off mark at all?

I love what he says about your OREO nigger, only one white-man in USA tell truth and that is VIDAL!

blackdog said...

"First, blue-collar jobs disappeared. Now white collars are fading. The young and briefly affluent, accustomed to earning more than $75,000, suddenly have time on their hands, the latest victims of the economic crunch."

The economy is a pyramid and the working class is the foundation of the pyramid. We've been shipping all our blue-collar jobs offshore for 40 years and now we're surprised that the pyramid has toppled over. Who would have known? Who could have guessed?

blackdog said...

"Gore Vidal shares the populist belief that the people are being shafted by the rich – but he thinks the population is too cretinous and drugged by television and fast food to figure it out."

Well, shit, that's obvious.

blackdog said...

I agree that Obama did not deserve the Nobel Peace Prize just for not being as stupid and arrogant as George W. Bush. That's too easy.

blackdog said...

"Now THAT, my niggerz, is what I call a nice politically correct post."

Woulda been perfect but he forgot to insult the gypsies and the JOOZ.

blackdog said...

"I love what he says about your OREO nigger"

I do not own any "niggers." I thought that was not allowed in this country anymore.

Anonymous said...

"I agree that Obama did not deserve the Nobel Peace Prize just for not being as stupid and arrogant as George W. Bush. That's too easy."

I would not be surprised if Obama proves to be more stupid and more arrogant than Bush by the time his term is over.

Anonymous said...

I would not be surprised if Obama proves to be more stupid and more arrogant than Bush by the time his term is over.


##

Could happen, as Gore Vidal say's OREO is smart, but clueless.

Bush at the very least has actually been in ROTC, I agree with VIDAL they have OREO eating shit out of their drawers,

The BUSH ( twisted little shrub ) at least drew a line in the sand and told you whose cock he sucks, the OREO has tried to suck all cock, and yes the OREO is going to have every fucking STD there is, and at the end of the day he's going to go down as one of the biggest fucking jokes in USA history.


Couldn't happen to a nicer country.

Anonymous said...

Obama has already let the financial crisis go to waste...

http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/10092009/watch.html#

Anonymous said...

"When he appeared on the cover of Time magazine years later, she (Al Gore's mother) wrote a long letter to the magazine denouncing him. The magazine headlined it: "A Mother's Love." Vidal seems to have inherited his bitter wit from her. Asked why she didn't marry for a fourth time, she said: "My first husband had three balls, my second two, my third one. Even I know enough not to press my luck."
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Now we REALLY know where the Pussy and HBMNiggerDog came from. A three ball scrotum fertilizing a stark raving lunatic.

Anonymous said...

Not Al Gore's mother. Gore Vidal's mother.

Anonymous said...

"I try to pull him (Al Gore Vidal) back. Yes, it's clearly the case that 9/11 was in part a blow-back response to US crimes in the Middle East, but he goes much further, and says the Bush administration was "probably" in on it. Where is the evidence for this huge claim? "It would certainly fit them to a T, so you can't blame the rest of us for starting to think on slightly conspiratorial grounds. They did steal the great election of the year 2000 and they somehow fixed the Supreme Court of the United States, that sacred place, and got them to go along with it, with the selection, not the election, the selection of George W Bush as president. He wasn't voted for, people didn't want him. And were somewhat mystified that he ended up with it."
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Famous catch phrase from the NYC elites: "How could he have won? I don't know anybody who voted for him."

Anonymous said...

"Not Al Gore's mother. Gore Vidal's mother."
===

Al Gore's mother IS Gore Vidal's too!

It's a genetic thing, when your father has three balls in one scrotum.

They are the same person in two people, Al Gore Vidal are!

Anonymous said...

Little know factoid...

Al Gore's grandfather (Gore Vidal's stepfather) was working in the laboratory of his bastard half brother, Vidal Sassoon, when he was gored by a goat. He dropped a petri dish into the gory mess on the floor, and inadvertently cross pollinated his experiment on edible bulbs, thus creating the Vidalia Onion!

Alexis Jameson said...

Great Information, and well worth reading.
Thanks!! I'll be back to see more.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Go Ahead, Walk Away
By mark.gimein
Created 10/08/2009 - 6:18am
There is nothing immoral about ditching your mortgage.


A solid two years into the housing bust, the national foreclosure wave doesn't show the least signs of abating. Banks that had called a foreclosure moratorium are now back to the business of taking back properties, and the foreclosure numbers are again at record highs [3]. As the foreclosures rise, so too does the criticism of “walkaways” who hand the keys to their drastically devalued houses back to the bank.

Last month a study from the credit reporting agency Experian and consulting outfit Oliver Wyman estimated that close to a fifth of troubled mortgages involved borrowers who were “strategically” defaulting—walking away from mortgages they could pay but decided not to because they owed more than their houses were worth. Self-assigned guardians of financial ethics see the willingness of borrowers to abandon their mortgage debts as a sign of the “erosion of social and moral standards [4].” The aim of these critics is to shame debtors into sticking with their mortgages. That's something [4]debtors should take with a grain of salt. There are [4]many good reasons to keep paying your mortgage and avoid the black mark of foreclosure, but the immorality of sticking the bank with a loss isn't one of them.

Some observers, like Zubin Jelveh of the New Republic, have taken issue [5] with the Experian-Wyman study's methods, arguing that it was too broad in defining “strategic” default. But unlike some other reports [6] that play up the number of deadbeat debtors, this study [7] uses a fairly narrow and defensible definition to arrive at its conclusion that 18 percent of mortgage defaults are “strategic.” (Experian showed the report to The Big Money, but asked that it not be posted.) The study focuses on borrowers who, once they hit 60 days late, roll straight through to foreclosure without ever making another payment and manage to stay current on all their credit cards.

These are pretty good signs that someone could try harder to pay the mortgage—an idea supported by the fact that the borrowers who fit the model often had higher credit scores (and so probably more financial knowledge) and tend to live in states such as California, in which banks can't keep pursuing them for more money after taking their houses.

So let's say the Experian/Wyman study is right in its assessment that there are a fair number of strategic defaulters. Those who use this study and others like it to argue that the foreclosure problem is one of moral failure among borrowers are still wrong. Borrowers who walk away from mortgages calculating that they're better off taking the risk of not paying aren't abusing the system. They're using it the way it's designed to be used.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

CONT:

“Strategic default” is generally seen as an issue arising from laws in some states—including California, the reeling giant of the housing bust—that make traditional mortgages “nonrecourse," meaning they don't allow lenders to pursue any shortfall after foreclosing on a house. This is a bit of a simplification, as the actual rules are complicated, especially if multiple mortgages or refinancing is involved. In California, for instance, mortgages that have been refinanced are technically no longer “nonrecourse.” They remain subject, however, to the state's “one-action rule,” which forces banks to choose between a relatively quick nonjudicial foreclosure and a much longer and more involved process of suing for all the money they're due. As a practical matter, walking away from your mortgage is a more involved process than it might seem and not, as the critics sometimes imagine, simply a matter of living in a nonrecourse state.

Still, as the Experian/Wyman study convincingly shows, a meaningful number of debtors do calculate that they are better off walking away from a deep underwater house instead of exhausting their savings in the effort to “fulfill their obligations,” as the mortgage moralists like to put. Some of these, though not the majority, are investors who have mortgages on several properties. Others are ordinary folks, though often reasonably well-off (judging by the credit scores), who are financially savvy and want to protect their other assets.

The most vociferous critics of the walkaway phenomenon paint every debtor who abandons a mortgage before spending every possible dime to repay the bank as an abuser of the system. This is pure nonsense. Folks who lecture debtors pile on the ethical frosting with statements about how a mortgage involves a “promise” to repay and is so somehow inviolable. But one good way of judging whether a contract has the straightforward moral character of a “promise” is to check whether it is accompanied by many pages of fine print. Nonrecourse rules exist in the first place because some states saw more subtle gradations of what makes a promise—and decided that keeping people out of debt slavery was a higher public priority than assuring that banks get repaid.

But if those who are choosing between quitting their homes and flat-out penury are clearly not abusing the system, what of those who don't let it get to that point—the folks who calculate that having a foreclosure on their credit report is a better option than continuing to pay off their debts? In the telling of the moralists, letting these people walk away from mortgages creates a “moral hazard,” rewarding those who are willing to speculate with the bank's money. In real life, things are rarely this clear-cut—when it comes to the house they live in, few have so purely calculating a view. It is to some extent true that home buyers who can't be pursued for all their assets can make riskier choices. But that's not nearly the whole story.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

CONT:

The history of the recent mortgage boom is one of bankers racing to outdo one another in lending more money on the basis of ever-flimsier collateral. This is not a new phenomenon. It is a speculative mania, as has appeared in real estate time and again, and one reason for the restrictions on banks collecting the full face value of busted mortgages is to make it less common. These restrictions on banks are not some newfangled innovation. California's one-action rule, for instance, dates back to 1860, a period during which ranchers bid up the price of land, thanks to easy backing from lenders who encouraged speculation in the hope of quick returns. Even the term walkaway is by no means new—it appears in this nearly 50- [8] [8]year- [8] [8]old (and lecture-free) story [8] from Time, which cautions bankers that if they keep making careless mortgages they'll have to deal with debtors who abandon them.

That old news story has things exactly right. It's banks, not home buyers, that are in the better position to judge the real estate market and how much their collateral is really worth. The bank approves the assessment and decides how much equity a home buyer will be required to put up. All the mechanics of mortgages are designed to let a lender avoid the situation in which it is owed more on a house than it is worth. The limits on banks' ability to collect on badly underwritten mortgages places the responsibility for judging the sanity of real estate loans in the hands of lenders.

Clearly in the last few years all these mechanisms failed utterly. They failed, not because of morally bankrupt borrowers who go back on their “promises,” but because bankers decided to count on a perpetually rising real estate market to absolve them of the necessity of responsible lending. Far from misusing the lending laws, borrowers who use the rights the law gives them to walk away from mortgages merely place the risks of insane lending where the law intends them to lie. What they do is not dishonest; on the contrary, a key reason we give borrowers the ability to do that is to keep bankers honest and responsible.

In periods of market insanity, this doesn't work. But don't blame the walkaways for exercising their rights. Blame the bankers who didn't worry about lending a whole lot more than they could get back in a foreclosure. The lesson of watching debtors walk away is a harsh one (not least for the taxpayers, who now effectively guarantee most mortgages), but the more bankers pay attention to it now, the better their chances of steering clear of the next bubble.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Alexis Jameson said...

Great Information, and well worth reading.
Thanks!! I'll be back to see more.


Are fucking kidding me?

Anonymous said...

I love it when morons on BB2 try to do the 'stupid thing', they do it so fucking well.

I guess just being in Bend makes morons even dumber?

I think Alexis Jameson is a greek-chinese bitch whose father owns a distillery. I think she's trying to be funny homer.

Anonymous said...

These are pretty good signs that someone could try harder to pay the mortgage—an idea supported by the fact that the borrowers who fit the model often had higher credit scores (and so probably more financial knowledge) and tend to live in states such as California, in which banks can't keep pursuing them for more money after taking their houses.

##

Perhaps this is asking too much, but I would like an answer, never having walked and of no intention of doing so, I would like someone to verify if Oregon has such protection as the non-recourse loan where folks can 'walk' and have their other assets protected from the banks?

There is little doubt in my mind that the early walkers will reap reward, and the late walkers will get shafted, and thus you see the folks with high credit scores walking early, and the Bend morons walking late.

Perhaps marge can give us a little lecture about 'walking' in Bend and Oregon law, so that its clear. Not to help this group, as your all fucking loser renters.

Anonymous said...

I remember long ago I wrote of 'debtor prisons' returning, there are already several states doing so.

The 'banks' would like nothing more than to make the outcome of this mess YOUR problem, and not their problem, all the while it can be agreed that if you give a child unlimited candy, there will be a dental problem.

You give a Bend moron unlimited credit and he'll do Bend-Stupid shit, thus I do blame the MOSS for the MESS. ( good pun? )

Now the MOSS wants to im-prison the children for eating the candy that the bitch left on their door-step, so fucking BEND & USA.

See Homer I think the tone of this fucking article you post is to whip up frenzy to 'crack down' on these walker's, and let's be honest. Folks who bought these Bend houses at $600,000 with ZERO-DOWN, and will soon be $120k for years, walking is the smartest fucking thing they can do!

RIGHT HOMER?

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/10092009/watch.html#

Well, anything that starts out w/ Bill Moyers & Michael Moore is only going in one direction.... but this was still worth watching.

Anonymous said...

10:1 the Martins were big Bush supporters, too. And... when things were beginning to crater, in 2008... Oh, let's have another KID. THAT's responsible.

Well, you know what a New Democrat is: a Republican who just got laid off.

Anonymous said...

ST PADDY

Oregon is a "non-recourse" state, on your "first" trust deed that was used for the "original" purchase of your primary residence. Once you go into cash out refi's the rules change. Most of the HELOC's are all enforcable by judgement. It then forces the debtor to file BK. It only forces the guy who truly has the assets to make good on the "promise" to indeed make good. If you are thinking about walking now is the best time in 400 years to walk away on your mortgage in Bend,Oregon.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Read for the hilarity!

* OCTOBER 12, 2009, 9:53 A.M. ET

UPDATE:Blackstone Calls Bottom Of Mkt;Plans IPOs,Sales-Source

LONDON (Dow Jones)--Blackstone Group (BX) has called the bottom of the market and plans to sell several of its portfolio companies, both to the public via IPOs and privately to trade buyers and other private equity companies, a person familiar with the situation told Dow Jones Newswires Monday.

In a letter sent Friday to investors, Blackstone's Chief Executive Steve Schwarzman said the buyout group had slated eight companies for initial public offerings and was in the process of selling five companies it owns.


They're calling the BOTTOM, but the are SELLING.

OK, YOU SELL AT WHAT YOU BELIEVE ARE TOPS.... not bottoms.

These guys think this is the end of the bull mkt... duh.

Anonymous said...

If you are thinking about walking now is the best time in 400 years to walk away on your mortgage in Bend,Oregon.
>>>

Thanks and I hope all here note, it may be the best time in 20 years to buy ( sic cova/coba ), but its the best time in 400 years to run from this shit hole.

Amen.

Run don't walk from Bend.

Anonymous said...

Nice rant, Butter.

####

Story on Goldman and bubbles by Matt Taibi from a couple of months ago:

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/28816321/inside_the_great_american_bubble_machine

Next bubble: cap and trade of carbon credits.

Goldman runs the world. Simple as that. Obama proved when he kept the same guys in charge that Bush put in to help those "to big to fail" walk away from their obligations with millions. Volcker is the only one with a spine.

Goldman is still making hundreds of million slicing and dicing stock trades, forerunning their customers for a tenth here and there.

I hope to fuck Ron Paul gets his Fed audit bill through, but I doubt it. Fire in the House, smoke and mirrors in the Senate.

We're fucked. We will return to tribal ways, trusting only family and proven friends. Hoping we don't get sick. Caught H1N1 early this summer. No insurance, just stayed home and fought it off. Wasn't much fun.

Anonymous said...

I think we always were tribal and just didn't know it,

Here in Malay you wouldn't think trusting anyone but family, and friends? If they're not family they're hardly friends,

I think this kind of think is what help man progress from the cave.

This notion of trust will get you a MADE-OFF everytime,

Yes the FED needs a good audit, but laughable that an ORG created in 1917 and exempt to date could/would allow such an event.

No boys, when you let other change your diapers for four generations, its kind of hard to change your mind,

Out of the ashes of new-tribalism just might arise a new man? But I doubt that, at best the USA will have a racial civil war, and just plug along like the UK, with dirty tubes and ugly people.

Don't be the last to leave, or you will be sorry.

Like Jews who stayed in Germany before it was too late, smart Jews got out by 1938, I think you got another 2-4 years before most USA citizens get black-listed from travel, I mean who the fuck wants these killers and losers?

Anonymous said...

What you say?

Where is the HBNiggerdawg?

Where is the PUSSY?

Where is the cornholing that makes BB2 what it is is?

Anonymous said...

I thought this was very interesting on the INTL news today about the white-house taking off the gloves and going after FOX-NEWS.

While I agree with HBNiggerDawg that FOX is pug-shit, there is a first amendment, what will be next the BIG OREO-NIGGER do a CUBA and shutdown FOX,

I don't listen to FOX or Limbaugh, but I can only guess at this point in time they're telling the truth about the lying sack of shit nigger that jived his way into the PREZ.

You know the OREO GROUP is fucking disparate, even clinton ignored the baboons, ... so the OREO in my humble opinion has completely lost it, and even David Gergen is saying this is fucking crazy.

When you have a hairbrain saying shit you ignore him, you don't buy him air-time, the only thing I can think is the PUG/DEM's are in tandem trying to take peoples minds off the depression.

Folks this country is broke, and fucked, and going down and hard,

I have been watching this shit for 40 years assuming the USA was going into the toilet, the flushing is happening now as we speak,

Even this week GOLD is still going UP, people over here in ASIA are now in a full fucking panic to unload USD and move to GOLD.

We live in interesting times.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Can't believe no one's posted this yet... BAD NEWS IN THE BULLY ABOUT RE!!!! OH NO!!!

Where the housing boom - and the sidewalks - end

By Patrick Cliff / The Bulletin
Published: October 12. 2009 4:00AM PST

There are the mountain views and the rugged one-hole putt-putt course, but when the Roberts family first moved into Fieldstone Crossing in Redmond almost two years ago, they just wanted neighbors.

Like several other developments in Central Oregon, Fieldstone Crossing remains only partially built. Investors and residents bought the homes expecting to own something in a robust neighborhood. Instead, vacant lots dot the developments.

At Fieldstone, some people are hopeful, if worried about the development’s future. Many are wistful about their original expectations when they bought their Craftsman-style homes there.

A 114-lot field behind the Roberts home sits empty, but for utility wires coiling from the weedy ground and streetlights hanging over empty roads. The field is bank owned. Most of the built sections of the subdivision are occupied. A few homes do have “For Sale” signs, some with asking prices about half what current residents paid.

Redmond’s average home sales price peaked in 2006 at $285,134, and it has fallen to 66 percent of that. Some homes in Fieldstone have fallen to about 50 percent of their 2006 price.

One 1,559-square-foot home, for example, is listed by Focus Realty for $125,000. The three-bedroom home is full of amenities, including a fireplace and walk-in closet. In 2006, the same home sold for more than $230,000, according to county property records.

Pahlisch Homes Inc. built about 50 of the 162 homes the company originally planned before voluntarily turning the development over to Bank of the Cascades earlier this year. Residents still pay homeowner association monthly dues of $92, which helps pay for the manicured trails, swimming pool and playground.

Mike Roberts and his family lived near Portland — where they were surrounded by neighbors — before buying their Fieldstone home in February 2008. At the time, about a dozen empty homes sat on the blocks around them, and one couple lived across the street. Nobody could miss the massive piece of empty land next to the homes.

“At first we liked it. Then it got kind of lonely,” Roberts said.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

CONT:

Making do

Other developments have gaps of empty lots. With the economic downturn, builders stopped constructing homes. Canyon Rim, another northwest Redmond development, is about 75 percent built. Residents there have begun to find ways to fill in vacant lots until homes are built, according to resident Kris Rees, who is also a broker with Coldwell Banker — Mayfield Realty in Redmond.

One lot is now a small park where kids often play football or baseball, Rees said. And the residents have proposed building a community garden on another lot.

“It’s certainly going to help if it’s not a trash pile,” Rees said.

At Fieldstone Crossing, the empty field has become a sort of amenity. Some area children have improvised there. Roberts’ daughter Haley, 13, built a one-hole putt-putt golf course behind the family home.

The course, about 20 yards long, is lined by rocks and pieces of wood Haley salvaged from empty lots where they were left behind by construction crews.

“With everybody leaving their scraps, it was easy to find stuff,” Haley said.

Haley said neighborhood children used to have a fort in the field, just north of her backyard, but it was mysteriously dismantled. Haley never found out what happened.

From Rosy Wickramasinghe’s front door, the uninterrupted view across 29th Street is of mountains and the vacant lot. The Wickramasinghes bought there house last year, and the open lots, for them, were actually a benefit, she said. Other than the pool and manicured trails at Fieldstone, the family would have a place to play.

“We see people going for walks,” Wickramasinghe said. “We see kids riding bikes. So that’s a great benefit.”

Roberts also tries to find positives in the empty space.

“Our house is the last house before all the empty spots,” Roberts said. “It’s actually not bad. No one can obstruct our view of the mountains. Now we’re just afraid of what’s going to be built there.”
The boundaries of Fieldstone’s progress are clear, with the development edging up against Redmond’s rural past. To the north and west sit empty fields with a few rickety barns. Immediately south of the development, a single horse grazes in a small field.

Fieldstone was meant to reach from 27th Street to 31st Street. But 29th Street, where Roberts lives, is now the western edge of the development. The manicured lawns on the west side of 29th meet the vacant lots at a clear border, where the deep green lawns meet foot-tall weeds.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

CONT:

The Boots live across from Roberts. Krissy Boot, 17, likes to jog along the vacant streets. Her family, though, worries about what the vacant lots mean to their home’s value. The family, like the neighbors, worries about what homes will eventually be built there. Even if they look the same, Boot asked, what if they’re cheaply made?

“It’s kind of scary,” Boot said. “It’s hard for us to look at.”

Value

That fear is more about the future than the present. It appears that nothing will be built soon. Bank of the Cascades put the 114 lots on sale, but it hasn’t struck any deals.

“We’ve had some interest in the lots, but we haven’t been able to get together with anyone on a serious offer,” said Brian Bergler of the Bank of the Cascades. “They’re up for sale.”

When the bank took over the property, it also held a handful of homes, all of which it has sold, Bergler said.

Retiree Les Banta is one investor who took advantage of the low prices, buying a foreclosed home. Banta plans to rent out the house until the housing market recovers.

He wouldn’t specify how much he paid for the home but said it was about 50 percent of the original sales price. Banta said the deal was so good that he could sell to the family who lost the home and still make a profit.

“I could sell them the house $100,000 cheaper than what they lost,” Banta said.

Other investors bought homes well before the crash.

In 2005, David Childress bought one of the early homes built at Fieldstone. He paid $210,000 for the home, and he doesn’t expect to recover his investment anytime soon. He rents the home for $780 per month, but hasn’t raised that in years.

Childress now worries that he won’t recover his investment.

“Now they’re selling for $123,000. What does that tell you? It wasn’t a very good investment,” Childress said. “I would sell it, but I can’t.”

The sidewalk along 29th stops periodically, interrupted by vacant lots. Donna Roosa lives next to a vacant lot on the street. Behind her family’s home, a full block of vacant lots lines the street.

Like other families, Roosa said hers worries about what will be built once the economy recovers. As she loaded the refrigerator in her garage, she looked toward the 114 vacant lots and said, “I thought this was going to stay Pahlisch. You don’t know what’s going to be built. ... You don’t know what’s going up.”

That uncertainty separates Fieldstone Crossing from other unfinished subdivisions, many of which are still owned by the original developer. The bank isn’t in the business of owning real estate, Roberts said, and so he understands that they want the property off their books.

“They want their money back,” Roberts said.

Roberts had hoped to move into a neighborhood with plenty of children, so that his three kids would have many playmates. The neighbors — with and without kids — are friendly, but there aren’t as many as he’d hoped.

He understood when he bought the home that the economy was slowing down, but had hoped for fewer vacant lots. Now, he said, everything is stalled, and the future of the large field behind his home is uncertain.

His family’s experience has been a mix of fun and un- certainty.

“We pay our dues. We do get to go swimming for four months out of the year,” Roberts said. “It’s just a lot less crowded. We wouldn’t mind more houses with more families.”

tim said...

Would someone please buy that fucking hot tub that's been propped up for sale across from Farewell Bend Park for a year?

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Proof that motherfuckin' BURGLARS work at CACB:

“We’ve had some interest in the lots, but we haven’t been able to get together with anyone on a serious offer,” said Brian Bergler of the Bank of the Cascades. “They’re up for sale.”

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Would someone please buy that fucking hot tub that's been propped up for sale across from Farewell Bend Park for a year?

Uh oh... sounds like someone moved into a trailer park...

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

In 2005, David Childress bought one of the early homes built at Fieldstone. He paid $210,000 for the home, and he doesn’t expect to recover his investment anytime soon. He rents the home for $780 per month, but hasn’t raised that in years.

Childress now worries that he won’t recover his investment.

“Now they’re selling for $123,000. What does that tell you? It wasn’t a very good investment,” Childress said. “I would sell it, but I can’t.”


How fucking perfect is that?

Can't sell.

Can't rent.

Can't do shit, but just keep losing money.

That is what I call BEND FUCKED.

note: "BEND FUCKED" also applies to Redmond. patent pending. name TBD.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Can't rent.

Can't RAISE the rent.

Anonymous said...

I'm bored today. I think I'll give myself a Nobel Peace Prize for the hell of it.

Anonymous said...

“We’ve had some interest in the lots, but we haven’t been able to get together with anyone on a serious offer,” said Brian Bergler of the Bank of the Cascades. “They’re up for sale.”

am I reading that right....Brian Bergler works for BOTC?

He was the first boots Pahlisch had on the ground in Central Oregon. He helped dig the hole for Pahlisch from the get go.

Tell me I am not reading that correctly?

Anonymous said...

Oh, it's right, all right. Brian Bergler! Bruce Ewert is his brother, but Bruce changed his name. It used to be Turd, Turd Bergler.

Anonymous said...

"am I reading that right....Brian Bergler works for BOTC? He was the first boots Pahlisch had on the ground in Central Oregon"


I had the same reaction. Brian was long the spokesman for Pahlisch for the Bulletin, and I was somewhat shocked to see that he had shifted to BOTC.

The irony is that he has now put his Pahlisch-built home up for sale -- for only $299,000:

http://bend.craigslist.org/reb/1401657172.html

Of course, this is about $100,000 more than he can realistically get for it -- but it's a bank short sale -- possible BOTC, the very bank that he works for????

This town never fails to shock.... everyone but the people on this board are perpetual optimists. Actually, I think y'll could lighten up a bit.

I'm not sure shifting resources to SE Asia is the answer. If you think their economies are stable, well you got something to learn yourself.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure shifting resources to SE Asia is the answer. If you think their economies are stable, well you got something to learn yourself.

*

Nobody said SE-ASIA is stable, I could win the game in NAIROBI-KENYA.

It's over for BEND, Bend is fucking DEAD. Bend dead.

SE-ASIA and Asia in general is a new dawn. Take China where the majority have no power or fridge,

Less that 10% of China economy is export, and growth will continue to be phenomenal, same-same for parts of SE-ASIA.

On the other hand the USA is in DEBT and the consumer is loaded with shit, +90% of USA consumer is fucked, and if you all bother to read WSJ the banks are now going to pull the credit-card. USA IS BEND-FUCKED.

On the other hand Asia will continue to grow.

Lastly, I'll say this an idiot can get fucked anywhere, its just as corrupt in Bend as Bangkok. A smart man wins in either place. A fool can lose his money in either place.

But Bend is dead and dying, and Bangkok is alive and growing and will be a financial hub of Asia.

I'm NO fan of Bangkok, and think that 90% of the folks who live in Bend are assholes.

Anonymous said...

“We’ve had some interest in the lots, but we haven’t been able to get together with anyone on a serious offer,” said Brian Bergler of the Bank of the Cascades. “They’re up for sale.”

*

Remember wizard of oz and curtains and toy banks, and Bend builders, and our own little Dorthy who was a bank-teller only ten years ago and today is gathering MOSS.

Then the majority of city debt is looted by Knife-River (MDU) which MOSS is on the board.

Palisch? No folks the more you look behind the curtains of BEND-OZ the more you'll see that DORTHY-MOSS is just a cheap HO, and all the munchkins are just PIMPS driving big cars and smoking big cigars.

Anonymous said...

. If you think their economies are stable, well you got something to learn yourself.


*

What the fuck is a 'stable economy', ok ASS-HOLE of BEND I'll tell you its fucking death.

Asia or (SE) will continue to grow, and the USA is BEND-FUCKED (TM)

I can buy an acre anywhere near strategic airports in SE-ASIA for less than $500. Sure 20 years ago I could buy an acre near Bend for $100.

Guess what? I'll never invest in Bend ever again, it ain't coming back, oh yea it will creep back in 2018 like some kind of near death stability, but as you ass-holes all know with peak-oil, Bend is a boat in a bottle and ain't going fucking no-where, no Bend will revert to ghost-town, and the grifters will be leaving en-masse.

I have been in this fucking town as my BASE-CAMP for over 40+ years, but now its BEND-OVER. This place will be the joke of USA for the next generation like how we talk of florida swamp-lands in the 50's.

The USA growth is FUCKED, because USA people are FUCKED by TV and their own laziness.

Asia will prosper and all those who plan and invest get to go along for the growth ride, while people who invest in Bend will lose their fucking ass for generations.

Places like Bend are a one trick pony, when I came here you could buy on the coast or central Oregon less than $5k for a home, that was the time to 'invest' in this shit-hole, its game-over, time to find a new place to play the game.

Anonymous said...

This town never fails to shock.... everyone but the people on this board are perpetual optimists. Actually, I think y'll could lighten up a bit.

*

Lighten UP?

Why don't you go on the date with our pussy. Sounds like you need a good rectal cleansing.

We have been calling Bend for what it is here since the fall 2006, can't handle then bail.

This rock reeks of piss, but its the only rock in town where you can dump your load and not give a fuck what the next dog thinks.

Can't handle that then go to the poodle parlor and get your nails done, and then go spend the rest of the day laying in front of realtors office where you'll never get kicked.

Anonymous said...

OK,

Here's a thought that we have not entertained,

I remember 3-4 years ago here, I was talking 4X and stayed on the fact that real income in Bend was $40k and medians would go to $160k, and caught living hell,

Well we're there now and falling like a fuck rock,

I can see and home too $120k, shit ain't even selling at that price in the evil SE-20th STD's.

So here's a thought for the new morning for you all, prices in Bend break $100k, but so what?

Why would you move to a place that has no jobs and real 50% un-employment, ... what are you going to do here build?

Bend is Burns!!!

I think that's the best way to explain, if Burn's is the ugly cousin you wouldn't fuck with BP's dick, ... to the rest of this country Bend is Burns. They don't know Burns, but we do. But to the entire USA Bend is Burns, so Burns breaks $100k and I don't see any of you kunts running out there to BUY? and why?

Cuz there are no fucking jobs.

Even for me no jobs means you can't rent a fucking house.

I do agree with perpetual optimist and orifice that those who run this city still believe the dream that Bend is ASS-PEN(aspen), but let's remember that Bend is Burns.

So that's my prediction for today, Bend Medians will break $100k, and NOBODY will come to buy.

Cuz even the oldsters why live here when johnny snot-meth-head can't find a fucking job? ( you know their spawn ), see nobody can retire here? Hell all the costco greeter jobs are gone, and only so many people at Broken-Top can be a cady or greeter, the day of 401k is over, the day of non-working retirement under 75 for MOST of you KUNTS is OVER.

I retired at 35, have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

Childress now worries that he won’t recover his investment.

*

It would be fun to take this apart, does anyone really believe this bitch paid MORE than zero-down?

It's terribly funny to see all these bitches lose their paper profits on their zero-down easy-money game that all played in Bend 2002-2006.

This is the kind of shit that the BULLy can bring the whole town to common TEARS 'losing our investment'.

Who is this WE bitch?

It's ALWAY's been BUY low and SELL high,

If you didn't BUY your land/house in Bend 20+ years ago then you bought high and got fucked.

End of fucking story.

Damn straight this bitch lost his/her investment.

He bought high, and will not see those highs again, ever, for NO other reason than his STD has a five-year life, like all BEND STD's build post 1998.

Anonymous said...

Most famous Amerikkkan quotes.

"I have some swampland to sell you"

"The check is in the mail"

"I will not cum in your mouth"

"They Bend-Fucked(TM) me today"

Today I lost my job, my car, my house, my wife, my children and my sheep, they really gave me the 'Bend'. Hell they even took my boyfriend. I feel like 'Bend'.

Anonymous said...

Enough negative thoughts. Bend still has jobs, for anyone who really wants one.

blackdog said...

"Enough negative thoughts. Bend still has jobs, for anyone who really wants one."

Yes. All you have to do is think positive thoughts, click your heels together three times and sprinkle some magic pixie dust.

We truly have an amazing collection of delusional idiots in this town. Of course anybody who lives here by choice is delusional to begin with.

Anonymous said...

yes, lots of jobs in Bend but think 'blow job' or BJ, as in BRUCE-JOB, ..

Go to craigs-list-escorts and place your picture and get the last nickel from the last Bend idiot, but will the last guy with the last nickel remember to turn off the fucking lights, ...

yes anybody can make a buck in Bend giving head,
...

blackdog said...

"We do get to go swimming for four months out of the year,” Roberts said."

They won't get to do it for long. There won't be enough people in the HOA to pay for maintenance of the pool. It'll end up being a hole in the ground with weeds growing in it. Kind of a metaphor for the Bend economy.

Anonymous said...

Bend is a wonderful place to raise kids.
And when they grow up, they will stay in the area.

blackdog said...

"And when they grow up, they will stay in the area."

Not if they have any brains and ambition.

Anonymous said...

I know many, many people that live in Bend with both brains and ambition. You stupid prick.

Anonymous said...

Re: I know many, many people that live in Bend with both brains and ambition. You stupid prick.

*

Do they feed the beggars? It only seems moral if you are in a decent position financially, especially the ones trying to feed a family.

Anonymous said...

Fuggin HBM..."nobody in Bend knows shit".

Bend is a great place for someone not like you. If you need lots of money, important people, and warm weather to make you happy...Bend ain't for you.

For some of us however...it works great.

There is more to HBM's Bend Hate than he is letting on...which is fine, I don't need personal details.

blackdog said...

"I know many, many people that live in Bend with both brains and ambition."

Nope, I don't believe it. Brains but no ambition, yes. Ambition but no brains, perhaps. But both? No. Because there are so few opportunities here for a person with ambition to satisfy it.

People with brains and ambition may be born in small middle-of-nowhere towns, but at the earliest opportunity they get the hell out.

"You stupid prick."

I love you too.

"If you need lots of money, important people, and warm weather to make you happy...Bend ain't for you."

OTOH if you like freezing your ass off in poverty, Bend is ideal.

Enjoy your fucking "paradise," moron.

Anonymous said...

HBNiggerDawg I 100% agree, I have several graduate degrees and have been a fucking entrepreneur my WHOLE fucking life, made my first million by 20.

I moved to Bend some 40+ years ago to setup a base-camp to play, and other than buying rental houses I never once considered starting a biz here never in a 1,000 fucking years, you would have to be a fucking IDIOT to invest in this town with NO infrastructure, NO FWY, NO INTL airport, and NO fucking employees.

I always ran all my companys out of cali and pdx.

Anybody in BEND that has brains know this TOWN is only about PLAY.

Anybody that thinks this town is about any GIG but real-estate is a fucking idiot.

Rental biz is a long term play, but it helps if you paid on average $10k for the rentals.

Most recently there was the bubble, but same-same or 1980's early, pre 1983.

The WORST fucking thing about BEND is there are no employees being a high-tech entrepreneur I know the back-bone of my companys was CHINESE PHD's, and they don't grow them in BEND nor do they come here even for green-cards, ... SF & PDX & SEA is where you made money, post 911 (Y2K) it was game-over.

BEND is the worst fucking place to live on earth if you have to have a job. Forever I have told people, that BEND only works if you don't have to work.

End of fucking story.

Anonymous said...

Bend is a wonderful place to raise kids.
And when they grow up, they will stay in the area.

*

This person is NOT for real.

Everybody knows that Bend only creates little parasitic spawn that consumes meth.

Everybody knows that kids get the fuck out of this shit-hole and go to Portland as soon as they can, hell even the music scene has bailed from this fucking town.

The person who wrote the above is just talking shit, and most likely a sock-puppet that HBNiggerDawg himself has created.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you HBNiggerDawg

It's too fucking cold in Bend for old folks,

The tropics now suits me fine, going swimming everyday and jogging on the beach is where its at,

Fuck this season shit

Hawaii cost too much, and the assholes there are just as bad as Bend, which is probably why you like the place.

In Malay all my non-white friends call me abnormal, cuz I don't think like white, cuz I think like thai-malay.

Yep, BEND SUCK's when your an old fart.

Sure 30 years ago climbing smith-rocks everyday was a blast, but its not fun anymore. Too many fucking people, and now with rain Phil's Trail will be all mud.

What's the fucking point?

I guess the worst thing about Bend is the people. Years ago there were so few it didn't matter, but now with ROUND-ABOUT HELL this place is un-bearable. The people didn't bother me 30 years ago cuz there were any to speak of, it became un-bearable post 1986.

Life is plus & minus, and today in Bend I only see MINUS, saying that Portland is fucking worse.

Of course LA is worse than Bend also, ...

I used to say IF I have to live in USA then I base-camp in BEND, now I say there is NOTHING in USA worth saving.

blackdog said...

"I have several graduate degrees and have been a fucking entrepreneur my WHOLE fucking life, made my first million by 20."

Yeah, right, Buster. The only way you can make a million by age 20 in this society is (1) be a rock star, (2) be an actor, (3) be a drug dealer, (4) be a pimp. So which was it for you?

Or are we talking about pesos instead of dollars here?

And why did you pick Bend for a "base camp" when you think it's such a shithole (I concur) and you had so many millions that you could have made anywhere in the world your "base camp"?

I mean, if I had megabucks and I was looking for a "base camp" it would probably be Hawaii. Sure as hell not Bend.

Anonymous said...

Do they feed the beggars? It only seems moral if you are in a decent position financially, especially the ones trying to feed a family.

*

No Tell me it ain't true?

There are no beggars in Bend as Aspen.

In PDX last year a WillyWeek reporter dressed up as homeless and begged, in two days pulled in the equiv of $75k/yr tax free, but working part-time.

Begging is BIG biz in Oregon, and has always been this way,

Don't give them a fucking dime.

blackdog said...

"Hawaii cost too much"

But with all your millions what the fuck do you care about cost?

Anonymous said...

I mean, if I had megabucks and I was looking for a "base camp" it would probably be Hawaii. Sure as hell not Bend.


###

HBNig

THere is only one place in those little Islands I like and that is Kalalau on Kahuai, and there you have to hike in 20miles, and there is no consumerism,

Everything else in those little Islands ( twain ) sucks dick,

I can only imagine you as another candy-ass white person sitting in Maui picking your ass.

In my humble opinion the majority of the people other than natives on the hawaiian isl's are no different than BEND refugees.

now the samoan boyz I respect on the big isl, but I woudln't want to live with them,

Give me a Hawaii with NO WHITE people HBNig, then I would move there,

WHITE people suck dick, and bring death to every place they descend just like maggots,

Just look what white people did to Bend.

Anonymous said...

"Hawaii cost too much"

But with all your millions what the fuck do you care about cost?

##

This is why your a pauper and I'm rich. Because I never spend money, never once in my fucking life.

I now live in Malay and spend about $5/day, sure I could spend more, but this is my entire life, and its always drove me friends crazy, but its why everyone I know is now poor, and why I'm rich, cuz while everybody else spent their money I bought cheap Real-Estate,

Also I love to look and act poor, here in Malay everybody thinks I'm poor and I'll keep it this way, ...

You HBNigger are just another nigger-rich nigger where you spend all your money and all you own is the gold-necklace and the nigger ring, nigger car, and nigger kmart suit.

I'm a tight-ass and will die rich, cuz I don't like to spend money

Whether it be Palm Springs or Hawaii you can have it HBNig I like to live with poor people and make them think I'm one of them, ... but all the while I travel and buy land everytime I see a good deal,

I know this is all inconcievable to a loser like you, but if you ask I'll answer,

I love you like I love BP,

What a stupid fucking question, I moved to Bend to hike and not spend money, everything I love to do in life is free. What part of this don't you understand?
Everything about Hawaii is money, just like the NEW BEND.

Anonymous said...

HBNig I'll just say one thing.

My perfect day and life is to fuck a beautiful ( young to me ) 30 year old woman and have her feed me ripe mango on the beach.

This shit is free, if you can give them 2-10 orgasms a day, the cost of comfort. It's hard work, but it don't cost money.

Life is NOT about money HBM, and that is why your still in Bend, and Bend-Fucked.

Think deep about what I write.

Slacker said...

Buster, the most magical creature in all of the land
Spends all of his days with his dick in his hand
Dreaming of sluts with slanty brown eyes
He whacks off nightly while his wife gently cries
He pulls and he tugs but he can't "close the deal"
Maybe he could if his "women" were real

blackdog said...

"This is why your [sic] a pauper and I'm rich. Because I never spend money, never once in my fucking life."

Well, yeah, I guess if I had never spent a dime of all the money I've earned in my whole lifetime I'd be "rich" too. But what'd be the point?

"Life is NOT about money HBM"

It ain't about mangoes and pussy either.

blackdog said...

That's some seriously funny shit, Slacker.

blackdog said...

"I'm a tight-ass and will die rich"

Congratulations; that's a noble goal in life. Hope you enjoy your riches after they shovel the dirt in over you.

But if you really like poor people (other than as cheap fucks, I mean) why not help them out by giving some of your millions to charity?

"A man who dies rich dies disgraced." -- Andrew Carnegie

blackdog said...

"I can only imagine you as another candy-ass white person sitting in Maui picking your ass."

No, I think I'd rather have a nice little place up-country where it's cooler and the tourists don't go.

Bewert said...

Re:
OTOH if you like freezing your ass off in poverty, Bend is ideal.

####

No, it's "OTOH if you like freezing your ass off waiting for Northwest to start up again while living in poverty, Bend is ideal.

Bewert said...

Re: Fuck this season shit.

####

What about typhoon season? I've heard about a couple out that way recently.

Bewert said...

Off topic

An acquaintance whose wife recently lost a long battle with cancer is having a really cool fundraiser for Livestrong. If you like cool bikes, cool rides, and want to ride with the founder of Ibis in a place of your choice, check it out.

Fatty is a good guy:
http://tinyurl.com/yh45c2v

Bewert said...

Re: I mean, if I had megabucks and I was looking for a "base camp" it would probably be Hawaii. Sure as hell not Bend.

####

The guy who founded EBay, Pierre Omidyar, sold out for a billion and moved to Paris.

And Buster moved to Bend?

Slacker said...

Regarding the topic of this post:
I had a bit of a good appraiser/bad broker scenario when I bought my house in Bend awhile back, in 2005. We made an offer,they accepted it, then my mortgage broker ordered the appraisal. A week later, my mortgage broker calls me up and says the appraiser can't make it work.
"He says it just ain't worth what your offering." Which was just shy of full price.
I take this as GOOD news, cuz I figure we can go back to the sellers and haggle the price down. But my own Realtor gets way pissed off, at the appraiser. Threatens to keep business from him, etc...and advises me to get a different appraisal from a guy his agency works with.
Of course, I didn't do that. I went back to the sellers, haggled the price down, and got a better deal.
Realtor's are thieves. And that's all I met when I lived there.

Bewert said...

Although this recent article indicates Pierre may have moved to Hawaii:

http://tinyurl.com/dfna78

Anyway, nice blowing some smoke your way. Back to work.

Bewert said...

Re: Realtor's are thieves. And that's all I met when I lived there.

####

And mortgage brokers.

They make a percentage, meaning the more it sells for the more they make. They have an intrinsic interest in driving the price as high as possible.

Later. Good poem, BTE :)

MDHN09 said...

But my own Realtor gets way pissed off, at the appraiser. Threatens to keep business from him, etc...and advises me to get a different appraisal from a guy his agency works with.


many many realtors have done this..

MDHN09 said...

i think it is funny that this summer i did not believe it when someone said we would end up going to Iran.
also did not believe you when someone said the swine flu would be here in the Fall

i guess thats what you could expect from a calibanger that used to YELL at appraisers.

and of course i also thought that prices would fall a bit and level off

hmmmmmmm

time to move to the east side and grow some veggies... or maybe move

damn bubbleheads piss me off

Anonymous said...

My kid just got over the swine flu...

Anonymous said...

The guy who founded EBay, Pierre Omidyar, sold out for a billion and moved to Paris.

And Buster moved to Bend?

####

Pussy I love you, what I said was that in my 20's I moved to Bend in the early 60's, now I'm an old-fart and I'm cashing out and setting up new base-camp in Malay.

Don't like Paris, but I do own property in Italy.

These days SE-Asia suits my needs just fine. For me Bend was a good base-camp, from 1962 to 1986, after 86 I spent as little time as possible that be the last 20 years. After 2002 this shit-hole became unbearable.

Like HBNig I'm stuck managing rentals for 2 more years, but I can still spend +50% of my time in Malay. Like HBNig I really don't enjoy the cold or the heat anymore, I prefer tropical mornings and spend my hot afternoon in the shade 2-4pm fucking. But I'm always thinking of you.

In my mind Bend is dead, and it isn't coming back. There is NOTHING worth saving. I have it setup with my CPA to be 99% out here by 2012.

Love, buster

p.s. there will always for me only one pussy the HBNig does't even cum close to your groins

Anonymous said...

"Life is NOT about money HBM"

It ain't about mangoes and pussy either.

###

This here is the BIG diff between HBNig & Buster,

Buster says its mango and snatch, and HBN its cucumbers and assholes, ...

Whatever, ..

I would rather eat pussy of beautiful se-asia woman and have her feed me mango, than ram a cuke up my boyfriends ass, to each his own, and this is why Bend is FUCKED.

Anonymous said...

Well its only tuesday and we got this fucking blog moving like the best of the old days.

What's a mother to say?

There's cuke sale today at Newport.

Anonymous said...

I moved to Bend to hike and not spend money, everything I love to do in life is free

afuckinmen...

hiking, fishing, cycling, skiing are the things I do. Sure, there is some upfront costs involved but once you have the equipment, it's relatively cheap. I chose these things over buying a bigger house or buying a new car. Some people like big houses and fancy cars, I like powder days and single track. To each his/her own, that's what makes the world go round. I meet so many people via my job and with at least 50% of them, I wonder..."Why the fuck would you want to live here" People flocked here by the thousands with dreams of a different life, a new beginning only to find that they were still themselves only in a different location.

I grew up in the city and would rather die poor than live in any metro area...fuck that shit!

If I didn't like outdoor activity, I wouldn't live here either...it's fuckin cold...sorta...it ain't Montana or Idaho cold but it's chilly. I thought about wearing longs sleeves today.

Whine on bitches...I liked it better when there was only 20K people here anyway.

blackdog said...

"I thought about wearing longs sleeves today."

Yeah, a lot of people in Bend are like that. I see them wearing shorts and T-shirts when it's 30 degrees and sleeting.

No brain, no pain, I guess.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Pathetic CACB... you can buy a share with a buck & get change back.

$0.99/share

I'd like to say it's cuz the BEAR HUG is coming... but it's probably because CACB got thrown off the S&P Small Cap 600 effective tonight... replaced due to extreme levels of CRAPPINESS.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, a lot of people in Bend are like that. I see them wearing shorts and T-shirts when it's 30 degrees and sleeting.

No brain, no pain, I guess.


It's just not that cold to someone with good circulation...

CACB @ $.99?...the brutal squeeze of reality is headed back to Central Oregon.

Anonymous said...

Lies, fraud and felonies in Bend Real Estate Yeah, a lot of people in Bend are like that. I see them wearing shorts and T-shirts when it's 30 degrees and sleeting.

No brain, no pain, I guess.
.I hate to burst your bubble but doesn't this go hand in hand no brains number 1 Why would these assholes move here in an ice storm and wear shorts? where is the common sense? there is none? These people are so insane they think it is warm outside because the sun is shining kinda? I can understand if it is a 5 year old but not a 50 year postal employee.And that folks is what i saw today? here in bend oregon.Those are the ones who need to be vaccinated not against the swine flu but the dumb ass flu.

Anonymous said...

Yay, Captain Spell Check is back!...and he's making more sense than ever!

blackdog said...

"It's just not that cold to someone with good circulation..."

I think their problem is their circulation stops at the neck.

"Those are the ones who need to be vaccinated not against the swine flu but the dumb ass flu."

True, but unfortunately there is no vaccine for that condition. It is congenital, incurable and virtually untreatable.

blackdog said...

True story: This morning I saw a girl (or young woman) in a coffee shop in Bend wearing shorts (very short shorts) and flip-flops. It was 31 degrees outside.

This isn't a question of "good circulation." It's a question of being such a fucking idiot that you don't have the sense to dress appropriately for the weather.

Or else she just came here from SoCal, believed all the stories about Bend the Land of Perpetual Sunshine and didn't bring along any shoes or long pants.

Anonymous said...

I would have rather seen the girl at the coffee shop than the postal employee. His fat must have made him warm. She was was just young and dumb you know the old saying.

Slacker said...

A family member moved up here a few years ago from San Diego and had trouble adjusting to the cold weather. I looked down at her feet and mentioned she might be more comfortable if she put some fucking socks on.
She declined, because that would "clash with her fashionable clothing ensemble."
While I love her dearly, she's got problems, the least of which is I never turn the heat up for her in the winter when she somes to visit.
She's always hiding under a blanket when she comes to my house in the winter.

Anonymous said...

Perfect environment for spread of the swine flu-stupid people out in the cold with no clothes on?

Anonymous said...

brains and eggs can't eat somthin people been thinkin with

Anonymous said...

"Life is NOT about money HBM"

It ain't about mangoes and pussy either.

*

excuuuuuuuse me HBNiggerDawg, but it is about mango and pussy, and its not about journalism and pimping RE for the SORE.

Anonymous said...

Not to be a cynical ASS-HOLE but the depression is great for the purpose of the USA and that purpose is cannon fodder for the USA being the worlds 3rd world police man, ... and its working just fine ...

What did I say a year ago to date, that the OREO ( OR-BOMB-EO ) would escalate the war and send all the niggars and beaners to die,... all is going according to plan,.. of their own volition, ...



A Historic Success In Military Recruiting
Washington Post - Ann Scott Tyson - ‎1 hour ago‎
For the first time in more than 35 years, the US military has met all of its annual recruiting goals, as hundreds of thousands of young people have enlisted despite the near-certainty that they will go to war.

Military Meets Recruiting Goals New York Times
Bleak U.S. job market boosts military recruitment Reuters

Anonymous said...

"And why did you pick Bend for a "base camp" when you think it's such a shithole (I concur) and you had so many millions that you could have made anywhere in the world your "base camp"?"

Because you can do anything you want when you are a fictional character invented to torment the locals.

Anonymous said...

"And why did you pick Bend for a "base camp" when you think it's such a shithole (I concur) and you had so many millions that you could have made anywhere in the world your "base camp"?"

*

Let's remember that I made Bend my base-camp in 1962, long before most of you KUNTS were born.

Anonymous said...

I love this virtual characters tormenting a phony town of pimps and ho's.

Who could have guessed?

Best time to run a comic store in 20 years.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Yay, Captain Spell Check is back!...and he's making more sense than ever!

He's been promoted to Kernel!

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

"Life is NOT about money HBM"

It ain't about mangoes and pussy either.


I'm just glad you two are back together. The Abbott & Costello of this blog...

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Buster & hbm perform

Anonymous said...

This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college
football game!!!

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

DJIA 10K....80% of economists agree we're in recovery...housing bottoming out...

Perilous times. I've heard all this before...

Anonymous said...

Bend medians at 199k in Bully biz section. Volume increasing as prices come down which is what is supposed to happen until equilibrium is reached - where that will be is the big Q. Almost 50% off the high, and da beat goes on....

blackdog said...

"This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!"

LMAO! Now THAT's funny.

Anonymous said...

"True story: This morning I saw a girl (or young woman) in a coffee shop in Bend wearing shorts (very short shorts) and flip-flops. It was 31 degrees outside."

No, she moved from Portland. We wear shorts year-round.

blackdog said...

"I would have rather seen the girl at the coffee shop than the postal employee."

She wasn't any traffic-stopping beauty, believe me.

Anonymous said...

If it is not any of the above:
So, what is the purpose of life?

Anonymous said...

Salem is much more liveable than Bend.

Anonymous said...

Afghanistan would be a nicer place to live than Salem, Oregon. What a shit hole.

blackdog said...

"So, what is the purpose of life?"

You ask the eternal unanswerable question, Grasshopper. Why should we assume life has any purpose, other than to be lived?

But if it does have a purpose, I'm pretty damn sure it ain't mangoes and pussy.

blackdog said...

Saw a guy in the same coffee shop this morning wearing shorts and a T-shirt. Okay, the temperature was in the 40s instead of the 30s, but still ...

Later in the morning I saw a man, considerably older, wearing shorts and pushing a shopping cart through Fred Meyer.

Is this a display of machismo? A way of denying the existence of winter? Simple stupidity? Inability to afford a pair of pants? We may never know?

blackdog said...

"Afghanistan would be a nicer place to live than Salem, Oregon."

It's a tossup. Salem would be a bit safer. OTOH heroin is really cheap and plentiful in Afghanistan.

blackdog said...

"Bend medians at 199k in Bully biz section. Volume increasing as prices come down which is what is supposed to happen until equilibrium is reached - where that will be is the big Q."

I think we've got sort of a reverse bubble going on now. Three years ago everybody was desperate to buy a Bend home at any price; now everybody's desperate to sell at any price. Bend has become the place to avoid instead of the place to be.

So I think we'll see a bungee cord effect -- the median price dropping below a reasonable level, then bouncing back to a reasonable level. $200K feels just about right for an average Bend home, judging by local income levels and prices in other places. (I've done some research because, as I've mentioned before, we're looking to relocate.) But the median will drop well below $200K before rebounding to settle at or around that point.

blackdog said...

"The Abbott & Costello of this blog..."

Which is which? I'd rather be Costello.

Anonymous said...

"Is this a display of machismo? A way of denying the existence of winter? Simple stupidity? Inability to afford a pair of pants? We may never know?"

Maybe they aren't cold. All the choices in your list assume there's something wrong with them and not you.

Anonymous said...

But if it does have a purpose, I'm pretty damn sure it ain't mangoes and pussy.

*

We all know HBNiggerDawg hasn't had either, and thus he's the blind man with the elephant that thinks the entire world is only assholes ( anus kind ) and cucumbers.

Anonymous said...

Native Oregonians wear shorts year-round. Simple as that.

Anonymous said...

MaBP: Hey buster BP is covered in shit again,

Buster: Fuck you bitch, he ain't my kid, I told you 50+ years ago when I married you I had my tubes cut

MaBP: It ain't his shit

Buster: What's new he's your kid

MaBP: He got your twin brother HP's shit all over himself.

Buster: I told that kid to stay away from HP ( hpussy ) and his fudge-fingers, ...

MaBP: Well I told you if my kid covers himself in his own shit I clean but if your fucking family feeds him shit you clean him up,

Buster: Fuck you bitch, what about trudi?

MaBP: Well after you ran all the hood boyz off with the gun, now shes back sleeping with her brother BP, and he's got her covered in shit.

Buster: What about that house I bought them in Bend last year?

MaBP: They fucking sucked the equity out in a year and now they're living with cousin homer in Utah. But he kicked them out, and now they're back here in Bend covered in HP's shit.

Buster: What about DP ( dunc-pussy )?? He's got comics I mean toilet paper to clean up all of HP's shit?

MaBP: Nope DP has said enuf is enuf

Buster: ok, bitch they ain't my kids

MaBP: If it weren't for your twin brother BP would be in college and made something of himself.

Buster: Yeh, fucking right, and if my capstone buttplug worked I could turn BP into a perpetual source of energy.

MaBP: Please help me buster, clean the shit off these kids, its your twin brothers shit.

Buster: Yes, but its your son who thinks that shit is chocolate.

MaBP: Yes, but its your twin brother HP ( HBNig ) that told him that shit was chocolate, ...

Buster: Fuck you bitch

Anonymous said...

Native oregonians wear shorts year round simple as that? Well first that statement in itself tells me you are from cali. Would you be outside in 25 below zero in shorts? Or you are just a fucking idiot You see I am a native Lived here since 1958, And from my experience all 51 years documented tells me you are talking out your asshole.

Anonymous said...

"80% of economists agree we're in recovery"

Good -- of course that doesn't help us much here.

Reading the history of central Oregon it's amazing the boom/bust nature of this place. It was one of the very last places to be settled by whites. It could take a week to get from Shaniko [last train stop] to Bend if the roads were even slightly muddy.

They used to raise cattle and sheep all over, until they ate all the grass up. During the range wars some cattlemen killed sheepmen because the sheep would sheer off too much. 130 years ago you could sit on the top of Pine Mountain and see the lights of lanterns spread out all over the plains. One by one, those lights vanished as the grass didn't grow back fast enough for the livestock.

Settlers came back again as the railroad opened things up. And timber really got things roaring in 1905, but then of course they cut all the good trees out. Timber started dying a slow death in the 1940s.

They raised wheat like crazy 1910-1930 due to good rains and naivety about how dry it normally is. By the 1930s all the water was sucked out of the ground. Another vast out-migration from the rural desert.

Recreation and tourism started in the 1950s and slowly grew. Timbermen became "destination resort" developers. Easy money in the early 2000s and we see another huge in-migration of people. Now of course that bubble is blown and now we are likely on the cusp of another out-migration.

Did I miss anything?

Anonymous said...

Did I miss anything?

*

Ton's of girly-men that roll in each others shit, never leave.

Alan Alda men like DP, HP, BP, TP, ... make the majority of Bend, and women become man-wives.

Anonymous said...

, I'm pretty damn sure it ain't mangoes and pussy. -hbn ( hp aka hBowelMovement aka HPussy )

*

Mango's and pussy are proof that god loves us.

Anonymous said...

But if it does have a purpose, I'm pretty damn sure it ain't mangoes and pussy. - HBNiggerDawg

*

This is one fucking twisted nigger that don't think pussy is the center of the fucking universe.

Me thinks that HBN and OREO-OBAMA are same-same, but something tells me OREO like's pussy, he real nigger, but hey he not in Bend, HBN phony nigger cuz in Bend, everything in Bend phony. OK, the hood boyz also say OREO not real nigger. Hard to find a real nigger in white-world.

Got go now and tell hood boyz about this nigger who love cukes and assholes.

HBNiggerDawg if you read, know that the pussy is for the dick, and the bitch she put the mango your mouth, just an FYI.

I know in Bend all life revolves around the asshole ( anal kind ), and shoving vege's imported from elsewhere.

I think HOMER is wrong about this show its way more 'three stooges', than abbot&costelo. :)

Anonymous said...

Can't do shit, but just keep losing money.

That is what I call BEND FUCKED.

note: "BEND FUCKED" also applies to Redmond. patent pending. name TBD.

*

YEP its a new dawn in BEND, where everybody still 'stuck' here realizes they're "BEND-FUCKED"(TM).

It's going to get ugly folks, I predict soon folks will be stealing man-holes for steel, you know anything ... for a buck, and fuck the neighbor.

You all had plenty of time to bail.

There's a lot of anger out there.

Anonymous said...

I'm new to this blog and Bend. Upon reading your material I think the common denominator here is incest.

Just my humble opinion.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Did I miss anything?

Nope... good historical review.

Anonymous said...

"It's going to get ugly folks, I predict soon folks will be stealing man-holes for steel, you know anything ... for a buck, and fuck the neighbor."

Sounds like a great idea if I needed some steel.

blackdog said...

"All the choices in your list assume there's something wrong with them and not you."

Correct. If somebody goes around in shorts in 30-degree weather there's something wrong with him/her. Ipso facto, res ipse loquitur and all that shit.

blackdog said...

Anon. 8:47 -- Excellent summary. Bend's history is one of over-exploiting a resourcs until it's exhausted, then finding another resource to exhaust, then another, and so on. It's all about everybody making a buck as fast as possible and fuck the consequences. Kind of the history of the American West in miniature as far as that goes.

We've trapped out the beaver, cut down the trees, ruined the grazing, and now the only resource we have left to sell is the land itself and the "lifestyle." And people aren't buying anymore.

blackdog said...

"I'm new to this blog and Bend. Upon reading your material I think the common denominator here is incest."

You're right. Many, many generations of it.

Anonymous said...

An oldy, but a goody...

Incest is best, put your sister to the test!

Anonymous said...

"Correct. If somebody goes around in shorts in 30-degree weather there's something wrong with him/her. Ipso facto, res ipse loquitur and all that shit."

I'd agree with you at 10 degrees and probably 20. But in the 30s?

I don't mind if you wear pants (in fact, I prefer that you do). But complaining about other people wearing shorts when the weather is in the 30s or 40s is wimpy.

Some people run hot and some people run cold.

Anonymous said...

Oregon has always had a boom or bust economy. In the early 80's, the population of the entire state went down, as people left for jobs.
Oregon is a good place to come back to, after you have made your career elsewhere.
Not a place to start your career, as you only get ahead when somebody retires or dies.

Anonymous said...

What is so bad about Salem.??
Better weather, good jobs, cheaper housing, 60 minutes from Portland,and great educational opportunities.

Anonymous said...

"I'm new to this blog and Bend. Upon reading your material I think the common denominator here is incest."

Sorry... that would be Vernonia.

Anonymous said...

"What is so bad about Salem.??"

I think this is one of those cases of...if we have to explain it to you, you wouldn't get it.

Anonymous said...

Things are looking up!

http://money.cnn.com/2009/10/15/real_estate/foreclosure_crisis_deepens/?postversion=2009101507

tim said...

"What is so bad about Salem.?"

It smells funny.

Anonymous said...

the only resource we have left to sell is the land itself and the "lifestyle." And people aren't buying anymore.

*

Correction: This 'lifestyle' selling may have continued forever if the Chinese had continued to loan white-trash money for nothing down .... Now that we revert to pay-as-you-go, BEND MUST revert to its true, and real, and former self.

It took a lot of HELOC and easy 'equity' money to haul all these warm body's and their shit to Bend-Orygun. Now they don't even have enough money to haul the shit away, or their own sorry ass.

Anonymous said...

TP ( tim-pussy ) your thinking of Albany, 5 miles South of Salem, that is the place that smells like shit, I think its called Teledyne-Wah-Chang, the most toxic super-fund site in the State.

They don't even call it Albany they call it 'smelly', but its close enough to South-Salem for people on the downside facing south to think that the entire world just smells like death.

Not the kind of smell that warms the appetite. Hey guys the plus side is real-estate near this shit-hole is cheap!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"I'm new to this blog and Bend. Upon reading your material I think the common denominator here is incest."

Sorry... that would be Vernonia.

*

No actually the #1 incest place in Orygun is Sispin (SP?) about 80 miles north of Burns and HWY 395, it used to have population 280, with almost 100 known cases of incest reported. Made the National news about 20 years ago, I can only imagine things have gotten better :) I mean easier, I mean more like Bend.

Anonymous said...

"What is so bad about Salem?"

Drive over to Salem, park your car anywhere in town, get out of the car, and look around. SHITHOLE! Nuff said.

Slacker said...

Cracks me up that all these dumbasses that live in Bend Oregon, Shithole USA, are dissing Salem or any other place. The entire point of this blog, from what I can tell, is to point out the shitty-ness of Bend. Comment after comment about how fucked Bend is. I think its even a new word in the lexicon: Bend-Fucked.
If I were a Bendite, I'd be a little shy about dissing other places. You know, that whole "glass houses" and throwing stones thing...

tim said...

"TP ( tim-pussy ) your thinking of Albany, 5 miles South of Salem..."

OK. I guess I hold my nose through that whole part of I5. I retract my satement. I'm sure Salem smells lovely.

tim said...

"If I were a Bendite, I'd be a little shy about dissing other places. You know, that whole "glass houses" and throwing stones thing..."

Just because Bend sucks doesn't mean every other place is wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Bend-Fucked(tm) is a very special 'fuck'.

Salem has always been a large prison, when legislature is in session the downtown bar's rock on lobby money, sadly 2/3 of the time the city is ghost town, with the exception of women who live in 1 bedroom homes waiting for their husband to get out of prison.

Nightlife in Salem when the legislature is out of session is non-existent, the most interesting thing is black-butte ranch was built just so the poly-tick-ians and lobbyists would have a close-by place to hang when the legislature was closed.

Some of these folks trickle into Bend.

Anybody that has to work in Salem year round lives in PDX.

Thus who exactly lives in Salem? Mostly welfare women waiting for their husband to get out of prison.

What the fuck does this have to do with Bend?

Face it, its been almost 4 long years, and we're all bored out of our fucking minds with this blog.

Anonymous said...

TP, there are places MORE Bend-Fucked than Bend,

But in hell there is a special place for Bend, cuz its where people 'Bend-Fuck' one another.

Salem is a fairly dog let dog lay place,..

Bend is all about Bend-Fucking each other, aka fraud, larceny, extortion, ... In Salem maybe you can buy a poly-tick-ian, but lets be honest no real money is made in that town, well the deals are made, to make money else-where.

Bend is/was #1, well except Prescott,AZ and maybe coral-cables,FL its pretty thrilling to have our BEND to be up there with the best fucking grifting shit-holes on earth, ... You can only imagine how many people in this fucking town are from AZ and FL running the rotation of the best grifts in the USA.

Who knows why Salem came up? We established here 3 yrs ago the at 99% of this group didn't even know where willemette-valley is-was,

We use to argue about the bubble, now a foregone conclusion, now we try to create a strawman that maybe there is a worse place?

Salem is BORING, terribly boring, but it ain't no fucking Bend, its just a normal American town with normal American people, aka fucking idiot losers waiting to die.

Bend on the other hand is a town of sharks without anything to eat.

Anonymous said...

What makes Bend so god damn special?

"OUTLET STORES" and lots of them.

blackdog said...

"But complaining about other people wearing shorts when the weather is in the 30s or 40s is wimpy."

I'm not "complaining"; I'm just mystified.

Anonymous said...

Slacker, if you were a Bendite, you would get the shit beat out of you for being such a queer, dumb ass.

blackdog said...

"Bend on the other hand is a town of sharks without anything to eat."

Very well put. That expresses one of the big reasons I don't want to live here anymore.

25 years ago this was a mellow little town. Now it seems everybody is on the make, everybody's trying to work some hustle.

tim said...

"Bend on the other hand is a town of sharks without anything to eat."

That smells like the truth to me.

Anonymous said...

I'm not "complaining"; I'm just mystified.Blackdog you said it I to am mystified why when it is colder than 25 degrees outside people are still wearing shorts? It does boil down to this. Where is the common sense? And i might add to this people who cannot make ends meet but will still spend that $6:00 every morning on that latte. And on top of that charge it on the credit card. It just does not make sense?Are we a society that is so screwed up when it is cold outside we just don't know to bundle up?

Slacker said...

"Slacker, if you were a Bendite, you would get the shit beat out of you for being such a queer, dumb ass."

Behold, the American idiot. Some folks live their entire lives not coming across the likes of you. You should be a specimen in the local natural history museum,in the Neanderthal exhibit.

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZU7RfqHAXM&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Slacker, if you were a Bendite, you would get the shit beat out of you for being such a queer, dumb ass.

*

But here on BB2 we don't 'beat' folk, for we are all queer, we love all ass, especially the dumb ass.

Some like dumb blond, but we like dumb ass, like BP, but what a piece of ass.

Slacker, want to cum to one of our party's??

'BB2' Bend Butt fuckers it takes 'two'.

Anonymous said...

It just does not make sense?Are we a society that is so screwed up when it is cold outside we just don't know to bundle up? Ok it does make sense if you are from southern cali they are bringing their mystified warmth in the form of everything they are trying to get away from but yet bring it with them. Warmth the sun shineth therfore I will wear shorts.even if it is 25 below zero. Burger I cannot eat if sonic is not here so therfore here is sonic burger so forth and so on. They will never make sense they are a perpetual dilema. and if we (cali) had not moved here you stupid natives would be worse off so on and on it goes with the thinking of someone who wears shorts when it is cold outside.Me I just bundle up?

Anonymous said...

http://cbs5.com/video/?id=56734@kpix.dayport.com

Anonymous said...

To the post above rest my case cali just is not thinkin straight.So again now when you see them wearing shorts when it is really fucking cold outside it all makes sense.

Anonymous said...

well from the newscast i did not see a lot of those people wearing shorts, But again most of them was black and they seem to have better sense than the white people from southern cali, All them whiteys will probley move to bend oregon

Anonymous said...

I saw a guy walking in short's with his dick hanging down to his knee.

Don't people realize they can get frostbite?

Anonymous said...

MaBP: Hey buster BP is covered in shit again, and he's running around Bend in his shorts, you know he'll get a fucking ticket. The cops will make us pay it.

Buster: Fuck you bitch, he ain't my kid, I told you 50+ years ago when I married you I had my tubes cut

MaBP: It ain't his shit, or his shorts.

Buster: What's new he's your kid

MaBP: He got your twin brother HP's shit all over himself. He's Wearing HP's Speedo's.

Buster: I told that kid to stay away from HP ( hpussy ) and his fudge-fingers, ...

MaBP: Well I told you if my kid covers himself in his own shit I clean but if your fucking family feeds him shit you clean him up,

Buster: Fuck you bitch, what about trudi?

MaBP: Well after you ran all the hood boyz off with the gun, now shes back sleeping with her brother BP, and he's got her covered in shit.

Buster: What about that house I bought them in Bend last year?

MaBP: They fucking sucked the equity out in a year and now they're living with cousin homer in Utah. But he kicked them out, and now they're back here in Bend covered in HP's shit.

Buster: What about DP ( dunc-pussy )?? He's got comics I mean toilet paper to clean up all of HP's shit?

MaBP: Nope DP has said enuf is enuf, besides he's now producing 'winter shorts' made from re-cycled comic books, he's rolling in dough.

Buster: ok, bitch they ain't my kids

MaBP: If it weren't for your twin brother BP would be in college and made something of himself.

Buster: Yeh, fucking right, and if my capstone buttplug worked I could turn BP into a perpetual source of energy.

MaBP: Please help me buster, clean the shit off these kids, its your twin brothers shit.

Buster: Yes, but its your son who thinks that shit is chocolate.

MaBP: Yes, but its your twin brother HP ( HBNig ) that told him that shit was chocolate, ... and that if he wore speedo's around town in the winter his dick would grow.

Buster: Fuck you bitch, the child is over 50, he needs to find himself a fucking man-wife who wears shorts in the winter.

Anonymous said...

'Balloon Boy' is proof that the US TV watching public is fucking retards.

That anything can be spoon fed to the USA public.

The end is near, nothing is worth saving.

KILL YOUR TV.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why balloon boy doesn't live in Bend Oregon.

Anonymous said...

I wear shorts all winter long. It makes life soooo easy. When I need, I just pull them down and then I can take a big old HBM and wipe my BEWERT.

Anonymous said...

We had couch boy very near to us in Redmond, and he was media darling for months around the world.

Anonymous said...

ok let's push over 200 for intellectual reasons

Anonymous said...

Who has the tightest butt hole in Bend?

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