Citi, Bank of the West to keep taking IOUs
Citibank and Bank of the West will continue accepting California IOUs, State Treasurer Bill Lockyer’s office said late Friday. Citi (NYSE: C) agreed to accept the notes for another week -- to July 17.
Bank of the West, which initially told the Treasurer’s office that it would no longer accept the notes, changed its mind and will now do so “indefinitely,” according to the Treasurer’s office, which had urged all the state’s major banks to continue taking the IOUs.
More than 60 credit unions will accept the IOUs, according to the California League of Credit Unions. Some community banks said they’ll also accept the notes from existing customers.
Major banks which rejected Lockyer’s request include Bank of America, (NYSE: BAC) Wells Fargo, (NYSE: WFC) J.P. Morgan Chase, (NYSE: JPM) and Union Bank. Lockyer’s office said U.S. Bank (NYSE: USB) did not provide a “definite answer” on whether it will continue accepting the IOUs.
Most major banks in California had originally said they would accept California IOUs only through July 10. “Citi made a difficult but responsible decision, both from a customer and taxpayer perspective,” Lockyer said. “As for the other banks, their refusal to continue accepting IOUs is disappointing. I understand their position, but I don’t agree with it. “I continue to believe they would better serve their customers and the taxpayers of California if they continued to accept the IOUs,” Lockyer said.
“Hopefully, they will have a change of heart.”
I don't exactly know what to make of a situation where Government & Banks begin to exchange IOU's.
And these aren't traditional government "IOU's" (ie bonds), with a legally binding agreement to pay back the amounts, collateralized by some thing. No, these are just straight unsecured IOU's, like you'd get from your deadbeat brother.
I assumed that Government would only accept IOU's, NOT issue them. Strange Day's, folks, strange fucking day's.
I just wonder what's next? Because issuing IOU's starts to blur the line of just what "debt" is, and how trustworthy our governments promises are. The whole edifice is starting to blur... who is dependable, who needs money, who will go out of business?
Seems Cali would have issued bonds or something before this happened. That they didn't seems to indicate they couldn't.
And you can tell from the article that accepting them is a dicey business. Banks are in a precarious position themselves. They are supposed to owe Real Money to the US Government.
This gels with my thesis of Keep Your Money, and segue's into the local hilarity surrounding the failed establishment of Crown Point Bank.
Folks, Keep Your Money! When a snake oil salesman comes and tells you that they have the latest & greatest perpetual motion machine, for the love of God, don't buy it!
Here is Gerlicher & Costa's initial attempt to fleece the masses:
A new player in local finance?
Investors plan to start nationally chartered bank in Bend
Pending regulatory approval, Bend could soon be home to a new nationally chartered bank.
A group of investors led by Sisters resident Elijah Aldinger has proposed creating a full-service commercial bank that would be headquartered in downtown Bend with a branch in Portland.
The proposed bank, which would be called Crown Point National Bank, would specialize in servicing the banking needs of small businesses, said the bank’s president and CEO, Andrew Gerlicher.
“This is a great place to open a bank,” Gerlicher said. “People are discovering Bend, have been and continue to, and the opportunities are real and, we think, dependable.”
Gerlicher said the bank has 43 founders who have pooled more than $4 million to fund the bank’s organization, and that additional capital would likely come from a public stock offering sometime after the bank gains regulatory approval.
Gerlicher estimates the bank will open by the first quarter of 2009. Despite the current economic climate, Gerlicher said, it’s a great time to open a bank.
While many banks have slashed their lending in the wake of the housing and credit fallout, falling real estate prices have created demand for loans, which presents opportunities for banks with clean balance sheets, he said.
Gerlicher said the bank is not being created to take advantage of the current situation but because it believes in the long-term potential of the Bend and Portland markets. “The things we’re hearing in the news are temporary things ... cycles tend to work their way through issues, so you really want to look beyond that and not hang the whole prospectus of the enterprise on a point of time,” Gerlicher said.
“It’s the overall demographic changes, the continued growth and the people moving in, and, really, in Oregon in general. The same trends can be seen in the Portland market, so this is a long-term business that has a long-term view.”
The bank has applied for a national charter with the federal Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, which requires the applicant to include the word “national” in its name or the abbreviated suffix “N.A.,” which stands for “national association.”
Banks without a federal charter are chartered by states. Gerlicher, an attorney with 25 years of experience working for Umpqua Bank, West Coast Trust Co. and First Interstate Bank, said the bank chose a national charter partly due to his and other Crown Point executives’ experience in dealing with federal regulatory agencies.
Gerlicher said the differences between federally chartered and state-chartered banks are small. The bank’s headquarters will be in the former Washington Mutual Home Loan Center in downtown Bend, at 956 N.W. Bond St. Washington Mutual closed its home loan centers across the country in March, according to Darcy Donahoe-Wilmot, vice president of national public relations, Northwest bureau, for Washington Mutual.
Renovations on the bank’s future home, at the corner of Bond Street and Oregon Avenue, are under way.
Gerlicher said dedication to customer service and a community bank mentality will attract customers in a crowded field of banks downtown.
“Local businesses, I’ve found, prefer to work with people who they can get in touch with in person and who can give them the immediate, intelligent response to their requests,” Gerlicher said.
“We’re going to hire experienced and seasoned bankers, and help these businesses get that level of personal service, to be able to talk to someone on the other end of the line.”
Though it plans to specialize in small-business banking, Crown Point also will offer home and personal loans, and checking and savings accounts, and its deposits will be secured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., Gerlicher said.
The bank expects to finalize a Portland location in coming months. Should it be approved, Crown Point will join the Bank of the Cascades, founded in 1977, and High Desert Bank, founded in 2007, as the only banks with headquarters in Bend.
Linda Navarro, president and CEO of the Oregon Bankers Association, isn’t surprised a new bank is opening in Bend. The region’s demographics make the area attractive, and speak to the fact that there’s a strong future for community banking in Bend and elsewhere, she said.
“Banks continue to provide viable services to their communities ... and even with consolidation in the banking industry, new banks continue to organize because there is a place for community banks, especially in local communities where management and employees are centralized in the community,” Navarro said.
“They truly embody the definition of serving and growing a community.”
Sorry, but the parrellels to earlier hucksters is just amazing.
“Local businesses, I’ve found, prefer to work with people who they can get in touch with in person and who can give them the immediate, intelligent response to their requests,” Gerlicher said. “We’re going to hire experienced and seasoned bankers, and help these businesses get that level of personal service, to be able to talk to someone on the other end of the line.”
OK boys and girls, it's time for NAME THAT HUCKSTER!
What huckster said this?
"They want to live in a custom home," _________ said. "And they don't want to sacrifice quality. They want to be close to walking trails and the mountains. They're really mobile and they have a lot of money," _______ said.
If you guessed BECKY BREEZE, You Win!!!! Who could forget the salad days when articles with titles like Condo-mania appeared in the Bulletin with such regularity, that we didn't even think how preposterous they really were.
And if you just rolled in off the turnip truck, you should know that the "custom home" Breeze is speaking of was her very own Plaza condominiums, a disaster that went down to foreclosure.
OK, on to our next Huckster!!!! Who said the following?
In Franklin Crossing at the corner of Franklin and Bond — the downtown’s first new five-story mixed-use building — buyers lined up to snap up reservations on the buildings eight top-floor condominium units last spring, despite prices that ranged over $1 million, ___________ said.
If you guessed NORMA DUBOIS, you win!!! Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!!!!
Turnip truckster will be happy to know that Franklin Crossing NEVER "Sold Out" and still has cobwebbed units galore available to this day.
OK, our next Huckster is up! It's a toughie, so I'll try to give you more material...
"They told me, start conservatively," he recalled. "I just really didn't want to go there. I wanted to break down the barriers and go with the philosophy of if I build it right, they will come."
"The day we opened the doors, it had the buzz we were looking for," _______ said. "It could have been in Portland or San Francisco."
"Everything is going according to plan," _________ said, "and it feels good."
If you guess JODY DENTON, you WIN!!!!! Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding... well, OK, you get it.
Turnipers, it should be obvious that Bend is all about PR & MARKETING PONZI SCHEME'S TO YOU, dumbfucks who just fell off the meat wagon.
That's ALL that happens here.
It's why this blog is periodically "written off" in the comments. The grifting crowd really, REALLY hates this motherfucker.
MOST of the failures of Bend are not even acknolwedged. Only the really zingers that are too big to coverup, such as Cessna's Complete Failure with Columbia Air, and others. Most of the small stuff simply closes, and goes out with a whimper.
Who are the Failures of Tomorrow?
Well, it is typically people who start a modest enterprise, in the same spot as something similar that has recently failed. Usually easy to spot because of lines in the Bully like this:
Bend and Redmond to get new restaurants
Longtime Central Oregon restaurateur Axel Hoch and business partner Mark Perry are planning to open a new steakhouse in Bend’s Mill Quarter district. The restaurant, to be called the River Mill Grill, will be in Fireside red’s old location, at 803 S.W. Industrial Way, Suite 202, in Bend. Fireside red closed in May.
So why do these people think they will succeed where others have failed miserably?
Why it's The Doctrine of Bend Exceptionalism, of course. That feeling that makes you want to piss away your life's work because your a Narcissistic Fop who thinks they will always succeed where other mere mortals have crashed & burned.
BUT, you have to appeal to THE NORMALS, and not come off like an asshole, so the Ace In The Hole always comes out:
Hoch, who previously opened Le Bistro, the Old Bend Blacksmith Shop and Barney Prine’s Steakhouse & Saloon, said the location — with its expansive deck and view of the river, The Old Mill District and Les Schwab Amphitheater — was too good to pass up.
Ahhh yes. The Olde Location That Is Too Good To Pass Up. Who has recently succumbed to this load Of Shit?
Let's play Guess That Dupe!!!!
“It is exactly the same food, same menu and the same staff — it’s just a new location,” said ____________, co-owner of __________. “We are excited to be a part of downtown.”
If you guess "Cheri Helt" and "Zydeco", then you win!
But then again, it could be 900 Wall, or a host of other Bend businesses that have frisked the owners CLEAN of all their Worldly possessions. No one says it better than Hot Young Margie:
Marge said...
The Shire shit, was a good one. Bottom? Not for 3-5 years. Their holding time. More Cali-suckers. I say, fleece em and eat em.
All these NOOBS jumping in, just because prices have fallen UNHEARD OF amounts. And their newest, best-est idea is some sort of VALUE-PRICED MENU.
Cessna? Value Priced Menu.
Zydeco? Value Priced Menu.
Crown Point Bank? Value Priced Menu.
The Shire? Value Priced Menu.
Tuscany BUTTPLUGS? Value Priced Menu.
River Mill Grill? Well, let's see:
“It’s a great location, great parking and good timing,” said Hoch, adding that the menu will be “value-oriented.”
Yup, same shit, different day. Everyone buys the infinite river of bullshit sluiced down their gullet by The Eternally Optimistic Bend Media Machine.
Not a single NEW IDEA in sight. Always the same BULLSHIT recycled in exactly the same spot, with exactly the same reason for WILD & ETERNAL SUCCESS: Value Priced Menu.
Same shit, just a little cheaper.
This is exactly the sort of thinking that will keep Bend in an eternal malaise.
Bend has exactly 3 BUSINESS PLANS:
- Subdiv (or Bank or Restaurant or...) with New Value Priced Menu
- Ski Hill
- Perpetual Motion Machine (aka Garbage-Fueled Buttplugs)
Bend's recent success is more indicative of a country that is DYING than anything. What do you do when you don't have a lot of time left?
Well, you gather up what you DO have, and go off and spend it in an orgy of hookers & blow, and basically come out the other side ready to die.
Bend is a community that revolves around HOOKERS & BLOW. Ski hills to find the hookers, homes to snort the blow, and buttplugs when your fucking mind is gone.
Bend is a side-effect of a country in decline. The last gasp of hedonists who implant pump-up cocks & fake titties, and squirt their love juice over anything that moves. Ask Bledsoe: he built the Magnificent Pleasure Palace Xanadu where he swallers donkey cum by the bucket & you can always stuff a 14" inflatable cock-balloon in your best friends wifes ass.
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