Sunday, October 11, 2009

Lies, fraud and felonies in Bend Real Estate

OK, I saw just about the worst thing I've ever seen in my life the other day.

Was it:

2 al Quaeda terrorists shooting a baby deer in the head, cutting off the head, and then skull-fucking the head while screaming their crazy-ass Allah whailings?

No. It was worse.

Was it:

Me attending my dear grandmothers funeral, and during the viewing with the grieving grandpa, yanking out the old ladies crusty used tampon, seeping it in some hot water, and telling the old bastard, "Gramps, it tastes like this smelly old twat fucked 100 guys... no... no, it was worse... 100 BLACK GUYS FUCKED HER IN THE ASS, before she died of cum poisoning!"

Nope, it was much worse.

No, what I saw was so atrocious it turned my stomach.

This is what I saw:

A GOOD LOOKING WHITE WOMAN WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT CHINESE BUFFETT

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDD!

PLEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE! MY EYESSSSS!

OK. Sit down, relax, and try to recover. I know, that shit is harsh for a Sunday morning.

I felt awful for this poor gal. Working as a waitress was bad enough. Cuz you could tell she was used to better. But a waitress in a Chinese Buffett? Fuck... this poor thing looked sucidal.

And what's worse, is ahead of me in line, there was YET ANOTHER WHITE GIRL applying for a job. This girl was young, and still hadn't grown used to the finer things in life, but she was standing with something in her hand that almost made me throw up.

It was heinous.

It was...

a RESUME!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY GAHD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!SUNNUFFA FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yes, you read that right. There was what had to be a 18 year old good looking young white virgin applying for a job at a Chinese Buffet with a fucking resume.

Dude, that is why Hitler made Eva Braun kill herself; otherwise she would be forced to make FILTHY JUZE GANG-BANG PORN for the rest of her life.

THAT, my friends, is what this town is CUMMING TO.

Now, let me be clear; I DO NOT blame the husband of that white hotness serving me water while I slopped at a trough of Chinese mixed-meat shit (yes, she had a ring). No.

I am saying that THIS is what we will have to endure in this place. White women working for motherfucking LING CHOW or some shit. Dude, Ling Chow, is worse than a Gat Damn Niggra when he gots a White Woman under his thumb. Mother fuck!

THIS is why Bend will fall. Some things can be tolerated: Get ass-fucked by a donkey and drinking it's cum from your own ass? Fuck, ask Bledsoe, that's easy.

But a fucking MILFy hot white woman working for fucking Ling Chow at a Chinese Buffett? No. This cannot stand. I mean, last time one of the MONGREL RACES got their mits on a fine white Piece of A, we ended up with fucking OJ.

No, this is what Bend is coming to. WHITE WOMEN marry WHITE MEN and live in nice WHITE PICKET FENCED homes, with WHITE DOGS.

But that shit is NOT going to happen here anymore. The NATURAL ORDER of things is getting butt-reamed, and God's Plan For Whitey is getting turned on it's head. And fucked.

I don't know about you, but I don't even want to live in a World where a hot, white P-of-A has to work at a Chinese Buffett. Fuck that. I mean, my God, that shit is for the Jethro Bodines, the Todd Bridges', and the Tooties of the fucking World. Fucking losers.

Bend is becoming a perversion of all that is good in the World. White women working in a Chinese Buffett? Fuck that. That's bad enough to clean out at least half this town. That shit is the saddest shit I've ever seen.

OK, moving on from that sad, sad shit...

There was a good piece in the Oregonian yesterday, here's some highlights:

Life after the bubble: From American dream to American nightmare

Kevin and Annette Martin celebrated their 15th anniversary by getting foreclosed out of their Newberg house. Kevin's homebuilding business collapsed in the recession, and they couldn't pay the mortgage.

Their bank, JPMorgan Chase, rejected the Martins' request for a mortgage modification and took legal possession of the house Aug. 19.
On their anniversary two days later, the Martins and their two young children moved in with Kevin's aunt in her small condominium in Charbonneau.

They're broke, unemployed and visibly stunned at their rapid plunge from the middle class to the newly poor.
A bomb of debt vaporized the Martins' once-comfortable life.

The heavy load of leverage they had assumed in hopes of grabbing their piece of the pie proved their undoing.
"I believe in the American dream, the white picket fence and the whole thing," said Kevin, 38.

"But now, we're just in survival mode. For 14 months, it's been survival mode."


[... lot's of stats...]


The Martins now number among the grim statistics of the painful financial realignment.
Maximum leverage was the norm in the high-stakes residential construction business when Kevin Martin started his company early this decade.

He and Annette first borrowed $120,000 in 2003 to buy land north of Newberg and build their own 2,600-square-foot house. Kevin went to work remodeling a historic home in Tigard and building spec houses in Yamhill and Washington counties.


But building the business required money. As their house gained in value, they refinanced their home loan multiple times. Kevin's grandmother and father co-signed on loans he took out to build homes in Tigard and McMinnville.

In the most recent home refinancing, the Martins took out a so-called negatively amortizing loan from Washington Mutual, one of those lending industry "innovations" that Lansing wrote of.

The loan was structured so that the amount they owed actually increased each month.
By 2008, the Martins owed $512,000 on their house. They also owed $563,000 on a construction loan from Liberty Bank.

OnPoint Community Credit Union repossessed their three cars after the Martins stopped making payments on Kevin's 2008 Dodge truck. They didn't realize until afterward that their car loans were cross-collateralized: If they defaulted on one, the lender could seize all three.

OK, so these poor fuckers OWE over $1 million, own three vehicles, at least one of which is BRAND NEW. What I just love is the simpy-ass VICTIM SOB STORY here.

These fuckers, times several MILLION, are WHY this country is in the fix it's in. They borrowed a fucking million dollars, and LOST. And now the Oregonian is doing a VICTIM story on them. Here's a comment at the bottom of the piece:

Posted by beattlejuice
October 10, 2009, 8:47AM

WOW, SORRY, but very little sympathy here for one half the the interviewees. you borrowed a over a million dollars!? and your homebuilding bisiness went kaput and you bought a 2008 new truck? I could never do that.

It is because I have always lived within my means. I never even bought a kayak 20 years ago because i could not pay for it in full in 3 months or less with credit cards. I am one of those poor smucks who does not owe a dime to anyone and i have never "walked away from a debt or financial responsibility"...so please, please stop this "where is the american dream crap" because the dream is not stupidity.

I cannot relate, however, you have my sympathy or your troubles...trust me. The other interviewees are more sympathetic, but still 2500 to 3500 per month on a mortage, what were you thinking and where were you living and i could never afford that luxury; how could you? oh yes, your different.

I agree with Portowick here, some of you have a sense of entitlement that I never had, maybe it was upbringing, but I never thought i was entitled to anything. I worked. and when i was not working and unemployed i really worked double time searching for any job. I can see that our forefathers principles have eroded over time. Still, i feel your pain, but cannot relate.

I have to agree with this bastard. Here's another pissed off cunt:

Posted by jory
October 10, 2009, 10:53AM

Message to America: When you borrow money, you're taking on a big risk and you have to pay it back. Why is this concept so hard to sink in?

Plan for the unexpected. It is not if but when you get sick, when you get laid off, when the economy goes into recession. These are no unforeseen events. They happen all the time and for those caught unprepared it is disastrous to them. Tough luck. Learn from your mistakes and stop asking for handouts.

This is going to happen... and really already IS HAPPENING... by the MILLIONS.

VICTIM MENTALITY.

It's NOT MY FAULT. I just got caught up in something beyond my control. Couldn't stop it. Not My Fault.

This is probably WHY we have a shrieking pack of liberals in control... RePugs tell you that shit is YOUR FAULT. The Obaminator tells you Everything Will Be OK, I won the Nobel Peace Prize, so I oughtta know, right?

This whole country is losing it's sense of ACCOUNTABILITY. Do you know what that means? That means CONTRACTS RE-WRITTEN. That means NO TRUST. That means CONSTANT RENEGGING. No hbm, I didn't say "reniggering" or some such. But being a rePug Nazi, I was probably thinking it....

It means that we are NOT being forced to learn our lessons over this fiasco. All the PAIN will be papered over, and the gubmint will take care of it.

But I can tell you right now, that this shit will end BADLY. When the people lose accountability, the government loses accountability. And when the government loses accountability you end up with COMPLETE CHAOS.

There is some whacky shit going on in the World economies. Little irritating upstarts, are starting to bypass economic giants. China is going to make more fucking cars than Japan next year! I mean, WTF?

White women are working for Chinese fuckers...WTF!

NO ACCOUNTABILITY. This is our legacy to our kids. It has consequences on all levels from one-on-one dealings to global economic implications. It means YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.

OK, I'm going to reprint the Atlantic Monthly piece in it's entirety, primarily because bend Media has it's head firmly in the sand and WILL NEVER address or even acknowledge that Bend is thick with thieves in RE, and that this is one of the most corrupt and sinister towns in the World:

Robust Oregon Real Estate Market Poisoned by Fraud

"People have tried to bribe me. I've been threatened, both verbally and with a gun," real estate appraiser Richard Hagar tells me, recounting the heady days of the Pacific Northwest's housing boom, when unscrupulous loan originators in places like Bend, Oregon would aggressively demand his work confirm a dictated appraisal value, often many tens of thousands above the actual market value.

In Hagar's view, "This recession we're in was triggered by loan fraud. That's the end of it."
Situated on the northern tip of the Great Basin at the foothills of the Cascades, with lush evergreen forests to the west and high desert grasslands to the east, the small central Oregon city enjoyed a population boom through the last decade. Retirees flocked to Bend for its clean mountain air and slow pace of life, while moneyed adventurers--mostly from California--came for winter skiing and summer outdoor fun.

Ranked the sixth fastest-growing metropolitan area in the country by the US Census Bureau in 2005, Bend's population increased from 50,000 residents in 2000 to nearly 80,000 today.


Now that population is contracting slightly, largely as a result of the rampant wave of foreclosures.

In a community with such rapid growth, the bursting bubble reverberates powerful shock waves.

By this writing, the number of mortgage defaults had more than tripled from their 2007 end-of-year total. Roughly half the properties currently on the market in Bend are either bank-owned or going through the short sell process, in which the owners close deals for less than their mortgage's value.


So much discussion about the real estate boom and bust focuses on irresponsible buyers, who overextended themselves in purchasing homes they couldn't actually afford, often with dreams of re-selling and making fortune off ever-increasing market values. But during a seminar Richard Hagar gave in Bend Tuesday evening, he pointed his expert finger at one insidious culprit: fraud.


Hagar expounded on this theme for me in a two-hour phone interview last night, after which I hung up somewhat disillusioned that most of the crooks who created the housing bubble would likely escape punishment, while their victims will struggle for years to regain footing after foreclosure, bankruptcy, and complete emotional and financial destitution.


Hagar has more than three decades of experience in the real estate industry, starting out as an agent in the mid-1970s, then becoming an appraiser in the 1980s, eventually earning the highly-prestigious SRA designation by the Appraiser's Institute. He holds real estate investments and still works as an appraiser, though much of his time over the past decade has been occupied by advising government officials on legislative efforts to regulate the mortgage industry, assisting law enforcement with fraud investigations, consulting on related legal cases, and conducting lecture tours to educate industry professionals and the public on how to identify and avoid engaging in fraud.


Real estate and mortgage fraud can manifest in various forms, but the particular variety that significantly infected the market in Bend involved mortgage brokers pressuring appraisers to overvalue properties for sale.

According to Hagar, in the early 2000s he first started hearing from his law enforcement contacts about this kind of problem popping up with increasing frequency in Bend. The corruption seemed to grow a little more pervasive with each passing year, until 2004 when it accelerated rapidly.

"The definition of market value is a matter of federal law," he says. "If appraisers had been following that definition throughout this growth, we would not have created the problems we now see."


"It's almost unheard of for an appraisal to 'make value,'" Hagar asserts, but throughout the housing boom in Bend, that seemed to be the norm. For the Bend appraisers, "They'd have an order coming in with a 'minimum value needed,' and if you couldn't make the value, the mortgage broker would just go down the street. He wouldn't hire you again, or wouldn't pay you."

In Hagar's view, "Almost all the bubble is related to them."


"There were people here forcing monstrous" overvalued loans, Hagar says. Once buyers signed paperwork on a loan larger than the value of their new home, they entered into the new purchase already completely stripped of equity, owing more on their mortgage than the house was worth.

Even before the market started to dive, these people couldn't sell their house for the amount they'd paid. At this stage, it's difficult to estimate what percentage of Bend's real estate bubble would be more appropriately described an illusion created by false valuation of properties.

In an environment plagued by an inflation deliberately orchestrated by a loose conspiracy of those profiting from higher prices, the term 'fair market value' becomes almost meaningless.

According to a 2007 report from the financial service companies National City Corp and Global Insight, Bend, Oregon overtook Naples, Florida to earn a dubious distinction as the metro area with the most overvalued real estate in the nation.

The median single-family house price had nearly doubled to $324,000 over the previous four years. Overall, the report estimated Bend real estate listings to run 78.7 percent over the survey's valuation price.


Mortgage brokers originated 70-90 percent of the loans, so Hagar places the largest share of blame on the unscrupulous in their ranks, though also points out many had to be complicit in order for the bubble to reach such extremes.

A modicum of vigilance would have immediately recognized corruption in the process, so the banks allowed it to happen, he says.

Most real estate agents wouldn't have known any better, but if they had figured it out, they wouldn't want to lose the higher commissions they enjoyed from the overvaluation.


At the request of state law enforcement officials, Hagar began making quarterly visits to Bend in 2005, offering his seminar on the basics of mortgage fraud to anyone who would attend. Unsurprisingly, many locals did not like him.


Blog postings and chain emails trying to discredit his work circulated through real estate industry networks. One time in late 2006 or early 2007, a Bend real estate agent reached him on his cellphone, launching into a full-throated tirade as soon as he answered.

"She yelled, 'There's no fraud in Bend. You can't say that. We're not scammers. We wouldn't do that. You'll destroy our real estate market,'"

Hagar recounts, adding his own response: "Hmmm, actually, you're destroying your market."
That real estate agent, it later turned out, was representing a major housing developer (now bankrupt), which had begun offering illegal incentives to help close deals with prospective buyers--not an uncommon practice, but also, technically, a form of fraud.

Hagar guesses the woman didn't even realize she was personally engaged in fraudulent practices, ignorance being one of the primary causes for the crime's prevalence.


A legal team pursuing a mortgage brokerage accused of predatory lending in Bend recently requested Hagar review the company's files for evidence of fraud during the discovery phase of proceedings.

Hagar randomly reached into cabinets and started pulling out stacks of files. He'd found his first clear example of fraud within 15 minutes. By the time he worked his way through the files, Hagar had discovered about 80% of the loans involved some form of fraud, a percentage he says is in line with what the FBI discovered in a national audit of closed loans.


Those cases could represent a wide variety of fraud, but Hagar brings it back around to the role of appraisers, estimating, "There would have been 50-70% less fraud if appraisers had done their job."


Off the top of his head, Hagar can think of at least 30 Bend residents who would deserve to be indicted, tried, and convicted for their role in the fraudulent activities that artificially inflated the local community's housing bubble.

However, he says, "The reality is only about 5% will ever be caught."


"Poisoned by fraud"? Fuck man, that is a damning piece.

"Hagar had discovered about 80% of the loans involved some form of fraud..."

I think I stand corrected on something I said YEARS ago on this blog: That this bubble, in this town, was the result of financial "incentives" gone awry. That we were merely swept up due to "fortuitous" circumstances. That Bend was swept away due to serendipity as much as anything by the housing bubble.

BULL FUCKING SHIT.

We're now finding out something that is becoming clearer EVERY FUCKING DAY: This town is rife with corruption. There are thieves, scoundrels, and grifters in every corner of private commerce, media and local government that wanted this bubble to happen, and MADE IT HAPPEN through FRAUD, LIES, DECEPTION, and almost certainly FELONIES.

This town is RIFE with criminals; they are RUNNING this place. Look at Patty Smelly Cunt Moss: Besides having a cunt that smells like a hobo's boot, she has driven CACB into the ground with liar loans and fraud loans that have brought that bank to it's knees. She'll be gone in weeks, and the whole crumbling structure will fall into the abyss. And I'll cry crocodile tears for the investors who have lost HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS at the hands of this psycho bitch from hell.

And yet... The Bully still Hero Worships this psycho. Here's a nice ironic excerpt where Moss finds religion on credit quality

Businesses, banks alike caught in credit crunch

“Demand is still fairly strong for small-business loans,” said Patricia Moss, president and CEO of Cascade Bancorp, the Bend-based parent company of Bank of the Cascades. “But no matter what level of demand you have, a business still has to qualify. You can mitigate risk with price, but you can’t move away from the basic range of underwriting criteria because that demonstrates whether a bank can be paid back. A bank shouldn’t take an undue risk of not being paid back.”

I like the title... "CAUGHT in the credit crunch". VICTIM MENTALITY. "CAUGHT". Like it's a fucking coyote trap or some shit.

The people in the piece can't get a loan TO STAY ALIVE. Moss pipes up and says she can't give out loans, cuz THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN, the MINSKY MOMENT has arrived, and bullshit loans can't be issued like they once were, and the WHOLE FUCKING PIECE exudes the idea that ALL INVOLVED are VICTIMS, and are blameless for WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM.

If you agree with this, then you my friend, do not understand what it means to at least make a weak attempt at being financially prudent and living within your means.

I get the funny feeling that the financially prudent are actually going to get fisted most of all when this is done.

The government is loaning Corporate America TRILLIONS. They are taking the money at 0%, and buying treasuries making 4%. 4% of each TRILLION is $40 BILLION. THAT $40 billion has to be repaid. BY FUCKING TAXPAYERS! That's US. You & me, who did not Get Rich on this fucking fiasco, are lining the pockets of those who caused it.

I'm telling you folks, there is a transfer of wealth, the likes of which will never be seen again, going on right now. It's from our kids, and grandkids to todays wealthy. They are being decimated. This country is AGAIN mortgaging it's future for the sake of a chosen few to go from rich to ridiculousy rich.

Started under Bush, and is being staunchly perpetuated by the Obaminator. Fuck you if you think different.

That said, I think we're at an inflection point: This "recovery" is being sold like nothing before. To me, it feels like some sort of engineered recovery, so the rich would have one last chance to bail out on an imploding situation. Sounds ridiculous, right? Then I reiterate the fucking TRILLION DOLLAR LOAN SCHEME math again.

Trillions are being transferred to corporations. But this cannot go on forever. This is itself a LAST GASP of liar-loan fraud from the US government to corporate AmeriKKKa, before the whole edifice collapses into a smoldering heap.

So I tell you now: If you got stocks, SELL THEM NOW. If you got a house for sale, MARK IT DOWN AND SELL IT NOW. Got extra cars, PUT THEM ON CRAIGSLIST. SELL YOUR SHIT. BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES. Cuz this "recovery" will soon be exposed for what it is: The biggest FRAUD, LIAR LOAN ever perpetrated in the history of mankind.
hbm, please teach me to be liberal racist motherfucking nerd, like you!
I glad whitey working to fund these mega-jugs!
"Ling Chow? You hire the white bitches! KITTY MAU!"

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Anonymous said...

Short's what is it with short?

Anonymous said...

Ok, Now I'll write about shorts.

It's not really about the shorts in winter, its about what's on the feet and hands, and maybe head.

As a life long climber I always wore shorts, but we wore boots, with socks,and a wool hat, and gloves,

The thing with shorts is its easy to heat the upper body and stash the coat hell like riding a road bike or mtn bike we do that all year round here right?

Stupidity is when you see the likes of HBM running in his speedo's in winter in the snow barefoot after BP without a hat.

Sure I see kids some winter in shorts and a t-shirt but this is bend-stupid.

I'm sure if you look closely all winter, at someone in shorts you'll see that he/she is wearing a warm coat and has a hat on their head, and so what, they're probably active.

The problem here of course is 99% of this group are couch-potatoe TV watching morons, who can't grasp that if your active you don't need to have your legs covered.

The real thing is heat control, for running and biking, and hiking, its easy to pull a coat or hat for heat control, when you jump out of the car on a winter day, your legs don't care if they're bare, what matters is you got on good boots and socks while standing in the snow.

Hopefully in a few nano-seconds your moving on trail, and getting warmed up, and off comes the coat, and then your fine,

Then moron sees the final picture, and posts 25 comments because he/she saw someone in shorts,

Go figure, this town is fucking retarded.

Your turn.

Anonymous said...

HBM is offended because he's cold and other people aren't. That's why he has to come up with a reason that's there's something wrong with the people who aren't shivering. Simple as that.

Anonymous said...

If you read any of his drivel, you'll soon find that HBM is offended by life.

H. Bruce Miller said...

"The real thing is heat control, for running and biking, and hiking, its easy to pull a coat or hat for heat control, when you jump out of the car on a winter day, your legs don't care if they're bare, what matters is you got on good boots and socks while standing in the snow."

I wasn't talking about people who were running or biking or mountain climbing, I was talking about people in coffee shops and supermarkets wearing shorts and, in one case, flip-flops in 30-degree weather. No hats either BTW.

"HBM is offended because he's cold and other people aren't."

Not offended, just puzzled. Why should I give a shit if they freeze their asses off? I'm wondering why they do it, that's all.

"If you read any of his drivel, you'll soon find that HBM is offended by life."

I'm offended by idiots, especially smug idiots, and I find plenty of them on this site.

Anonymous said...

Bike riders do wear protective covering on their legs when it's sub zero. It's pretty common knowledge that major knee damage can be done while riding in sub zero temps.

H. Bruce Miller said...

"Bike riders do wear protective covering on their legs when it's sub zero."

When I was into road biking I used to wear shorts in the summer and tights in the winter, even when it was considerably above zero. The wind-chill factor can make your legs damned uncomfortable if you ride with them bare when it's cold.

This topic isn't worth all the time we've spent on it, so I'm going to say just one more thing and then drop it:

If you saw people walking around in sweaters, heavy coats and Sorel boots on a 90-degree day in July, wouldn't you think that was rather weird? I would. And I think it's also weird to see people wearing shorts and flip-flops on a 30-degree day in October. That's all I've been saying.

Anonymous said...

Bike riders do wear protective covering on their legs when it's sub zero. It's pretty common knowledge that major knee damage can be done while riding in sub zero temps.

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Yes, and soft rubber tires can fail at such temperatures, so now this stupid fucking topic has reduced to the basis that folks ride road bikes in sub-zero Fairbanks like -40F temp(s)???

That they should cover their fucking knees?

Jeebus christ give these kunts a baby that they can look after, fucking net-nanny's,

Anonymous said...

The world is infatuated with 'balloon boy' an event that never happened.

BB2 is obsessed that somebody may have left their home with their knees exposed to the elements

Neither event ever happened but both theoretical events change consciousness as we know.

I think we should go back to Capstone Buttplugs, cuz we ain't going back to RE, and talking about HBM's phobias is fucking STUPID, BEND-STUPID.

DO you all realize in the last week that HBM wasted about 2-3 pages of SORE print on the subject of CAT licensing??

We KNOW that HBM hates PUSSY, and LOVES assholes (anal kind) but did you know that the god-damn fucking man-pussy hates kittens??????

This town is MORE worse than I ever thought??

I suggest that BB2 fag's run around HBM's house in shorts, dressed like cat's and cause the MOFU to have a fucking heart attack and die, and let us all get back to cornholes, moss, and RE.

Anonymous said...

Next week the SORE-EYE will have a full column on licensing exposed knee caps.

Ton's of good knee's go bad every year because of shorts, something has to be done, ... WHY DOESN'T HBM WRITE SOME REAL FUCKING JOURNALISM(urinalism) about BEND??? WHY?

It's not just good idea its the law!!

Anything is fucking possible in Bend.

H. Bruce Miller said...

"The world is infatuated with 'balloon boy' an event that never happened."

Fuckin-A!! The NY Times had it on their damn FRONT PAGE today! WTF??? Are they trying to compete with the NY Post?

"WHY DOESN'T HBM WRITE SOME REAL FUCKING JOURNALISM(urinalism) about BEND??? WHY?"

They don't pay me enough to do real fucking journalism, i.e. investigative reporting. I just write a blog, same as the cunt who writes this one, only with less obscenity. And no titty pictures, unfortunately.

Speaking of which, that girl talking on the cell phone on the beach is SOOOooooo fucking incredibly hot! Asians and Polynesians have the world's most perfect skin.

H. Bruce Miller said...

"Ton's of good knee's go bad every year because of shorts, something has to be done"

Biking and other forms of outdoor rec are more in Bob Woodward's line. Go to his "Off Piste" (means "Pissed Off" in French) blog and send him an e-mail suggesting a post about "Frozen Knee Syndrome: Bend's Silent Epidemic."

Anonymous said...

"I'm offended by idiots, especially smug idiots, and I find plenty of them on this site."

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Have you looked in the mirror lately, big boy. OUCH!

Anonymous said...

We should make an effort to bring immigrants to Bend. They will fill up the empty houses, and help the economy.

Anonymous said...

"Ton's of good knee's go bad every year because of shorts, something has to be done"

Biking and other forms of outdoor rec are more in Bob Woodward's line. Go to his "Off Piste" (means "Pissed Off" in French) blog and send him an e-mail suggesting a post about "Frozen Knee Syndrome: Bend's Silent Epidemic."

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That's really fucking funny HBM, FYI I hike with his wife all the time, as you know Woodward no longer hikes cuz he fucked his knees.

Small world bitch.

Anonymous said...

Next time I see his wife I'll ask her if lack of shorts is how he fucked up his knees. What fucking inane dribble.

Got to ban kittens now, somewhere there a bird is being killed.

p.s. its ok for assholes in SUV's to run over bicyclists this is Bend.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of which, that girl talking on the cell phone on the beach is SOOOooooo fucking incredibly hot! Asians and Polynesians have the world's most perfect skin.

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I have been saying this for the past year and you have been telling me I was an idiot?

I still say the only thing on this fucking planet worth living for is a soft skinned beautiful young asian woman feeding you mango on a tropical beach, while she rides your cock for hours.

You can have BP and all the shit that comes out of his asshole, I concur that those butt hairs are sexy, but most asian women are nearly hairless, so in that department they fail the BP test.

Anonymous said...

We should make an effort to bring immigrants to Bend. They will fill up the empty houses, and help the economy.

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Your a newbie brother,

It was the Mexicans that bought the white-trash housing that let the white trash buy the siberian std's.

No more immigrants are coming to Bend to buy shit-shacks, from now on this whole fucking town is going "SECTION-8". Google that bitch.

Anonymous said...

HBM I know homer said this was abutt&cosco, but to me its more like 3-stooge, where we all bash one another,

Can't we go back to love, and quit the fucking bashin?

Now that you have concurred that Asian women ( I prefer thai-malay they're health conscious ) have nice skin, I'm coming around the fact that your not a bed bound blind paraplegic. Somewhere under the hooked JewTah Nose is a real man?

H. Bruce Miller said...

"I'm coming around the fact that your not a bed bound blind paraplegic."

Uh, no.

"Somewhere under the hooked JewTah Nose is a real man?"

You know that Jews are notoriously oversexed; then you blend in the African strain and you've got a constantly horny sumbitch with an enormous schlong.

H. Bruce Miller said...

"I have been saying this for the past year and you have been telling me I was an idiot?"

I've been calling you an idiot, yes, but not for that reason.

"I still say the only thing on this fucking planet worth living for is a soft skinned beautiful young asian woman feeding you mango on a tropical beach, while she rides your cock for hours."

You mean it takes you hours to get it up, I'm assuming.

Mango is nice, but so is papaya. Don't care much for guava, though.

H. Bruce Miller said...

"as you know Woodward no longer hikes cuz he fucked his knees."

I didn't know that but I can believe it. I don't know any hard-core runner above the age of 50 who hasn't fucked up his knees to some extent. The knee joints didn't evolve (or were not designed, if you prefer) to take that much pounding. And following the "no pain, no gain" philosophy, plus trying to prove how macho they are, they tend to ignore pain and keep running long after they should have stopped.

Two-thirds of these guys will end up needing knee replacement surgery. That's why Bend is such a "paradise" ... for orthopedic surgeons.

Anonymous said...

"The knee joints didn't evolve (or were not designed, if you prefer) to take that much pounding" - blackdog

You are wrong. You are use anecdotal observation in place of scientific fact. Human bodies evolved to run long distances...
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=256348&page=1&page=1

H. Bruce Miller said...

Interesting theory. But if it's true, why do so many runners' knees wear out?

Some of the statements in the story strike me as simply absurd -- such as the one that being good distance runners enabled early humans to get to a carcass before the vultures did. What human can run faster than a bird can fly?

Or maybe we're built to be good distance runners, but our early ancestors didn't live long enough to wear out their joints. And they didn't run on pavement either.

Anonymous said...

Early man only lived about 20 years. Nothing wears out that quickly.

Anonymous said...

Bend reminds me of Juneau, Alaska.
Pretty, but isolated.
Liberal, but in a conservative area.
Dependent on government jobs.
Lot of well educated people, working at jobs that they are overqualified for.

Bewert said...

Re: You are wrong.

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No, the lifespan has simply doubled. And yes, strongly flexing cold knees, which have little blood supply, will hurt them. It's like starting your car and immediately heading up Pilot Butte.

One word: knickers. No, they aren't manly. Yes, they will give your knees more years.

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My bald dome is my radiator. It gets covered or steams dependent on wattage output versus temperature.

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Smooth Asian pussy with their thin line of soft scruff is sweet, I must agree.

Although I've seen some street stuff that didn't have that smooth of skin.

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Did you know you guys are closing in on 3000 NOD's? Remember the days when we argued about 2000?

Bewert said...

OK, before I leave again, I have to share this with you. It's from Jesus General, who is just up the road from me. His blog is hilarious.

The subject is "Helmet Tips: Seducing Your Man":

It's been a long time since I last posted any sex advice, but I was emailed a question this week that was too compelling to pass up. What can a not-man do when her head of household stops plowing the south 40?

Dear General,

My husband stopped drinking about eight months ago and it takes an act of God to get him to have sex with me......

What can I do?

Drying Up in Des Moines...

Dear Drying Up,

You're going to have to pick up a few things to make the experience a little more exotic and exciting. Now, I know what you're thinking, and no, I'm not talking about naughty lingerie or edible panties. There's nothing manly about a lacy teddy or a tiny G-string. Those are lady things. Only a homosexual would be turned on by such frilly foofery.

What you need are things that excite a man. Go to town and get a trapeze, a sheepskin, a tube of carpet adhesive, a bag of pork rinds, a roll of duct tape, a ratchet (preferably a 10 inch flip lever tear drop with an 1/2 in. drive), and a copy of the abridged video version of Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead." Once you've gathered all that, do the following:

1. Attach the trapeze to the ceiling above the bed. Be sure to anchor it into the joists rather than the drywall--you don't want to come crashing down.

2. Attach the sheepskin to your torso using the carpet adhesive.

3. Attach the pork rinds to your not-man chest thingies and inner thighs using the duct tape.

4. Load the video and pause it.

5. Duct tape your tv/dvd/vcr remote and ratchet to a place on your sheepskin where you can easily grab them.

6. Climb onto the trapeze and then flip around so you are upside down.

7. Make bleating noises until he comes within arms' reach.

8. Point out the location of the pork rinds.

9. Quickly lower his pants while he's feeding and jam the handle of the ratchet up his cave of shame and begin stimulating his happy button.

10. Start the abridged video version of Ayn Rand's "The Fountain Head." He'll be all over you the moment he hears Gary Coopers voice.

11. Rewind and replay the video once if needed, but that shouldn't be necessary; it's long enough to bring most men to climax without rewinding.

12. Thank the Lord.

That should do it.

Please write me back and let me know how it went.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

p.s. The video may be hard to find, so I'm enclosing it, here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8fkdBz2bds&feature=player_embedded

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He obviously is a westerner, as us midwesterners prefer our wimmen to be covered in beaver.

Anonymous said...

wear shorts all winter long. It makes life soooo easy. When I need, I just pull them down and then I can take a big old HBM and wipe my BEWERT.
Perfect. And i do mean perfect. Wish I had thought of that.So what does it really mean when we see people wearing shorts when it is so fucking cold outside it does not make sense?Just take a hbm and wipe my bewert. Thank you just thank you .

Anonymous said...

I just took an HBM, and wiped my Bewert.

The funny thing is everybody here gets this, I think this is the first time ever on this site that even the morons know what we're talking about.

Sort of sad that Homer's debate has been reduced to bodily functions.

Anonymous said...

"If you saw people walking around in sweaters, heavy coats and Sorel boots on a 90-degree day in July, wouldn't you think that was rather weird?"

I'd think, "Those poor souls must have circulation even worse than HBM's."

Anonymous said...

Interesting theory. But if it's true, why do so many runners' knees wear out?

*

Thanks, and I have been reminding folks of this tidbit for 4+ years here,

That our own ST-CHARLES ranks the NATION in unnecessary back and knee surgery, and if you know medicine you know that in GENERAL these surgery's make the problem WORSE.

Ok WHY? Lifestyle too many fucking surgeons want to live here, and they all moved here 20+ years ago and they over prescribe surgery, its a fucking NATIONAL joke in the industry ( medical insurance ).

My buds over in the valley laugh their ass off in the insurance biz, if you live in BEND and ever get a surgical referral get the fuck out of here and go to PDX, I'm fond of the COOK clinic at Meridian in Tualatin, they do the Blazers and don't fuck around.

St-Charles KILLS, remember they called MAYOR FREIDMAN HOOKED NOSE and all last year.

Anonymous said...

Who runs the best in the world? Kenyans,

Go there sometime and watch the MASAI, they spend their whole lives running, and none of this shit.

I think it has more to do with the fact that folks in BEND are by definition candy ass, and not real men, and also they're what I call
'HAMSTERS',

They do this HAMSTER cage thing their whole fucking life, you know the KENYANS run uneven ground and never run the same track twice, ... and yet they're the fastest and they're big men to BOOT tall, ...

Nope I think its the fucking food or water, or DIET, you know the Kenyans eat pretty good diet, wild game, root vegetables,

What the fuck does Bend consume? Foie Gra, and wine, .. then you run while you go the GOUT, no fucking wonder? The fucking cartilage in this town is all calcified, ...

Just people killing themselves and waiting to die, but I have written too much about health, none of this is a mystery,

Shit even MR HAMSTER runner killed himself a few months ago and left a widow and five kids, why? Cuz people in Bend don't listen to their fucking body's, ...

Crazy? No, Bend is FUCKED, and it will kill you.

Actually the ground around the Masai tribal areas ain't much different than Madras grassland, ... the escarpments are the same as our Hart Refuge, ... so its not our terrain,

I say its eating poison food, and drinking alcohol, like I say, folks with GOUT shouldn't run.

Anonymous said...

If you saw people walking around in sweaters, heavy coats and Sorel boots on a 90-degree day in July, wouldn't you think that was rather weird?"
Yes i agree we are becoming spectators in a world that in many ways just does not makes sense or what ever the common denominator dictates_ when it is cold wear clothes w hen it is hot wear less. Look I worked in alaska in the late 70's and we all had survival suits. If the boat did sink we had a chance Our minds knew this really important fact and more important it is a common sense thing to survive. When I see pe ople wear shorts when it is cold outside. The first thing I think is this they are on a second to second survival mentality rather than a long term survival plan.So many what if's But this one thing to relate. And a old time saying prepare for the worst but hope for the best.And the really old time saying just use common sense? We are defin atly living in disturbing times and i will add i was trained to use fear as my friend, But this time it is beyond fear

Anonymous said...

MaBP: Hey buster BP is covered in shit again, and he's running around Bend in his shorts, you know he'll get a fucking ticket. The cops will make us pay it.

Buster: Fuck you bitch, he ain't my kid, I told you 50+ years ago when I married you I had my tubes cut

MaBP: It ain't his shit, or his shorts.

Buster: What's new he's your kid

MaBP: He got your twin brother HP's shit all over himself. He's Wearing HP's Speedo's.

Buster: I told that kid to stay away from HP ( hpussy ) and his fudge-fingers, ...

MaBP: Well I told you if my kid covers himself in his own shit I clean but if your fucking family feeds him shit you clean him up,

Buster: Fuck you bitch, what about trudi?

MaBP: Well after you ran all the hood boyz off with the gun, now shes back sleeping with her brother BP, and he's got her covered in shit.

Buster: What about that house I bought them in Bend last year?

MaBP: They fucking sucked the equity out in a year and now they're living with cousin homer in Utah. But he kicked them out, and now they're back here in Bend covered in HP's shit.

Buster: What about DP ( dunc-pussy )?? He's got comics I mean toilet paper to clean up all of HP's shit?

MaBP: Nope DP has said enuf is enuf, besides he's now producing 'winter shorts' made from re-cycled comic books, he's rolling in dough.

Buster: ok, bitch they ain't my kids

MaBP: If it weren't for your twin brother BP would be in college and made something of himself.

Buster: Yeh, fucking right, and if my capstone buttplug worked I could turn BP into a perpetual source of energy.

MaBP: Please help me buster, clean the shit off these kids, its your twin brothers shit.

Buster: Yes, but its your son who thinks that shit is chocolate.

MaBP: Yes, but its your twin brother HP ( HBNig ) that told him that shit was chocolate, ... and that if he wore speedo's around town in the winter his dick would grow.

Buster: Fuck you bitch, the child is over 50, he needs to find himself a fucking man-wife who wears shorts in the winter.

Anonymous said...

Captain SpellCheck is 100% Bend-Fucked(tm) this is time is "Beyond Fear", keep your eyes on your shorts.

Anonymous said...

HBM,

Tell us the truth, what did kittens ever do to you? Why in the fuck, with all the fucking problems in Bend, have you made cat licensing your #1 fantasy in Bend these days?

Surely there is an issue closer to BP's glory-hole?

Did BP's Pussy scratch you?

Anonymous said...

I'd think, "Those poor souls must have circulation even worse than HBM's."

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Having corn cob parked up your ass your entire adult life is hardly 'circulation' but yes, somewhere on the planet is a species with more health defects and phobia's than our own HBM, pray tell where that is the question.

Anonymous said...

Just take a hbm and wipe my bewert. Thank you just thank you .

>>>

Heil Hitler this would be a much better town if more people simply wiped there bewert after their hbm.

I suggest white shorts, so we can easily see who has wiped their bewert and who hasn't.

Anonymous said...

"We should make an effort to bring immigrants to Bend. They will fill up the empty houses, and help the economy"

This is the smartest thing said here in awhile. The value of the dollar is going down. Other countries have more savings. We should give a free residency visa to any foreigner who has the money to buy a house. This would get rid of our bloated inventory, and make this a true tourist town. Foreign buyers [ chinese, indian] would fly here to stay in their second home.

Anonymous said...

Foreign buyers [ chinese, indian] would fly here to stay in their second home.

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Chinese & Indian men only travel for gambling and pussy.

Let's see, Bend has no gambling and our pussy is a few meth whores on craigs-list escort.

Maybe this is why Redmond wanted water-slide? Nope, Kaput.

I'll be bluntly honest on this subject, China is now full of beautiful large 5k sq-ft village homes all over China, the trend in the last 20+ years is to go to Shanghai, and Beijing, and make money. On holiday most of these chinese still own their big family mc-mansion back in village, and that the last place they go for 'holiday'. Where they go? Macau or HK, for gambling and pussy.

Now WHY in the fuck would an Asian with money go to Bend-Orygun?

NOT fucking going to happen, the few that do come to SHIT-HOLE aka USA go to Las-Vegas, everyone of these guys LOVE Las-Vegas, now how in the fuck can Bend city-hall turn this Bend-Fucked(tm) shit-hole into vegas?

Of course this takes money, and Bend is already capped by state law on DEBT, and of course the INJUNS already have the gambling game played,

Let's be honest, Asians have the prostitution racket nailed at home, beautiful submissive women fuck for cheap, in Indian a condom will cost you more than a woman. IN USA the whores are notorious for being a 'Bend Bitch' (tm), while in Asia you rent a woman for 24hrs for a few bucks and she be your girl-friend, and she like sex. In USA most whores have timer running, and HATE SEX.

Yes, hold your fucking breath KUNTS for Asians.

Your Bend-Fucked(tm) all of you.

Anonymous said...

Bend would appeal to a lot of Europeans who ski. Since the Euro is strong, houses will look very cheap for anyone from Europe.
In So. Cal. right now, most realtors are marketing to Canadians. Since the US dollar has dropped, Canadians view the US homes as bargains.

Any realtor in Bend try advertising in Canada??

Bewert said...

Re: Bend would appeal to a lot of Europeans who ski. Since the Euro is strong, houses will look very cheap for anyone from Europe.
In So. Cal. right now, most realtors are marketing to Canadians. Since the US dollar has dropped, Canadians view the US homes as bargains.

Any realtor in Bend try advertising in Canada??

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Mt. Bachelor is a fourth-class resort. It is fucking boring. Face it.

Euros can to to Zermatt and Chamonix. If they come to the US they go to Utah, with an international airport less than an hour from where it snows and is steep.

Canadians have places like Kicking Horse and Revelstoke. Why the fuck would they come to Mt. Boring?

Bewert said...

Look, Mt. B is a town hill, like Mt. Rose in Reno. It sucks compared to even Mt. Rose, which has a whole area that is 45-50 degrees steep.

Yet Rose doesn't try to promote herself as some fucking world-class resort because all the real ones, like Squaw Valley, are only a half hour away around Tahoe.

The only people that will travel to Mt. B are in Portland.

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck would any European in his right mind go ski in Jewtah? Where you're just as likely as not to get buggered up the ass by some crazed Morman or some dumb fuck Bend, Oregon ex-pat.

Anonymous said...

let's be honest the future of Bend is buggery, if city-hall could just get off its bewert and promote Bend as such ...

'COVA' could be "COBA" central oregon buggery association

city taxpayer money to be used to promote Bend's most valuable ASSet, ..

It all pencils out!

Anonymous said...

When I first move to Bend, it was called Bachelor Butte, and it was literally a place where guys went to fuck sheep.

What has changed?

Anonymous said...

Well, it is a beautiful day outside, so turn off the computer and get OUT!!

Anonymous said...

We should give a free residency visa to any foreigner who has the money to buy a house.You sir are a traitor does that mean a foreigner who will establish a terrorist network as well? Yes of course as long as they have the money?

Anonymous said...

I am going to file a complaint with the local sheriff

Anonymous said...

Oath keepers is alive and well Please file that complaint

Anonymous said...

We should make an effort to bring immigrants to Bend. They will fill up the empty houses, and help the economy"

This is the smartest thing said here in awhile. The value of the dollar is going down. Other countries have more savings. We should give a free residency visa to any foreigner who has the money to buy a house. This would get rid of our bloated inventory, and make this a true tourist town. Foreign buyers [ chinese, indian] would fly here to stay in their second home.
Unbelievable such a bold statement

Anonymous said...

Well, it is a beautiful day outside, so turn off the computer and get OUT!!

Sorry but i am going to make a stand it is time for all americans who care about the freedoms that our forefathers have fought for so bravely fought for, for someone to undermine all that we stand for means this You have brought it on the local level. Our sheriff is an elected official and i will bring this to national level if need be.

Anonymous said...

In fact I am going to call les stiles former sheriff and gary blankenship of the statement that was previous stated we will stand our ground. Big time.

Anonymous said...

The jews have found our site and filled it full of 'complaint' bullshit.

Who could have guessed? Who could have known?

Hey ASSHOLE this is Bend, love it or leave it!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am fileing a complaint with the sherrifs office and by the way i am a native oregonian I was here before you since 1958

Slacker said...

I am also filing a complaint against the entire city of bend arguing that the city should be thrown into the gaping maw of a volcano so as to protect the rest of the country from the stupidity and ignorance that is spreading from that shithole of a town.
Cheers!

Anonymous said...

I have contacted the sheriffs dept and they will do an investigation on this website.

Anonymous said...

am also filing a complaint against the entire city of bend arguing that the city should be thrown into the gaping maw of a volcano so as to protect the rest of the country from the stupidity and ignorance that is spreading from that shithole of a town. Just move back where you came from and we will all be very happy. did not ask you to come here and when you did you made yourself real clear on your stance.

Anonymous said...

I am fileing a complaint with the sherrifs office and by the way i am a native oregonian I was here before you since 1958

I knew that was you Captain Spellcheck! You've been ranting about your long time status for several years now. I am pretty sure you lived out some cold winters on the high plains of Tumalo. I am pretty sure we heard about that a couple years back on BEBB.

You have such a distinct style of writing but I waited until you busted out with "I've been here since 1958" to confirm it was you.

I can't tell what you're upset about but that's nothing new...your rants are rarely coherent.

Didn't Les Stiles go down on some corruption charges...or was that just Greg Brown?

Anonymous said...

I have contacted the sheriffs dept and they will do an investigation on this website.

>>>>

This sexclub is full we're not taking new members.

Anonymous said...

Stiles Fucks Brown but this is Bend what is there to complain about? Descutes County is a kleptocracy. Fact. A kleptocracy is government ran by common criminals. This blog is ran by common pederasts, so fucking what? Do are fingers not smell like shit?

......

One year after the start of an FBI investigation initiated by Stiles, former Sheriff Brown pleads guilty in federal court to embezzling more than $575,000 from Deschutes County and the Sisters-Camp Sherman Rural Fire Protection District over a period of six years. He was later sentenced to nearly three years in prison. “The true damage in this case is the trust Greg Brown violated at every level,” Stiles said at the time of Brown’s sentencing in 2003. Partially in response to the scandal, Stiles changes his agency’s procedures for handling money and writing checks.

Anonymous said...

While CS is conducting his investigation on the behalf of Deshits-Co-Sheriff, lets not forget that while BB2 is about middle age white guys and buggery, that the Deschutes County Sheriff's office has always been about child fucking. Do you newbies to Bend ( less than 30 years ) realize that virtually everybody holding a public job in Deschutes Co, and Redmond are related by blood?

INCEST FOLK, THE AREA HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT INCEST.
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August 2004: Two former sheriff’s deputies are charged with sex-abuse crimes against minors. Stiles concedes that problems in his agency were more widespread than he had initially thought. Earlier in 2004, former Sheriff Brown was convicted of selling one of the agency’s semi-automatic weapons to a Redmond man and sentenced to three more months in prison.

April 5, 2005: Michael Patrick Malloy, one of two former deputies charged with sex crimes, is sentenced to 17 years in prison. Another former deputy, Mark James Rietmann later pleads guilty to lesser counts in a related case and receives three years of probation.

Anonymous said...

We should give a free residency visa to any foreigner who has the money to buy a house.You sir are a traitor does that mean a foreigner who will establish a terrorist network as well? Yes of course as long as they have the money?

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SHit nobody else will buy BEND RE, so why not sell it to al-queda and make Bend a safe-house for terrorists???
It's probably better than making Bend what it is now a safe-house for criminals.
Most terrorists blow themselves up, so they're actually not as dangerous to the community as say Westside Community Church, aka Bend-Christianity, aka MOSS&CO, aka Bend-1031... et-al

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

I have contacted the sheriffs dept and they will do an investigation on this website.

Now THAT'S Funny!

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

hbm: Cat fanatics’ devotion to their cats’ “freedom” can be so intense that they get completely irrational on the subject.

Substitute "liberal" for "cat", and "bullshit" for "freedom", and you have a new hbm credo!

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

OK, does anyone know what is up with "Mountain Comfort II", or whatever it is that is there now?

Is this the same people, just a new name?

Anonymous said...

I have contacted the sheriffs dept and they will do an investigation on this website.

Now THAT'S Funny!

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Sheesh can you imagine a CO Deschutes sheriff buggering one of our own?

No home it ain't funny, some things even in Bend are sacred.

Anonymous said...

Obviously people are driving drunk on this blog, so I've contacted the highway patrol.

Anonymous said...

I can't even imagine what it would do to our bewert if it were buggered by Co Deschutes Sheriff?

Anonymous said...

Law enforcement and Buggery sort of like Bend and Real Estate!

Anonymous said...

Well 'bubble boy' I mean 'balloon boy' is now in prison for making a false report to law enforcement aka Dept of Buggery, no surprise, I think they wanted the kid all along.

Think twice BB2 gimps about making false reports to the Dept of Buggery, it could be your bewert on the line.

Hide the children for real when the Bugger's come knockin.

H. Bruce Miller said...

WTF is all this shit about reporting this site to the sheriff? For what?

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

WTF is all this shit about reporting this site to the sheriff? For what?

Didn't you hear hbm? This site has brought down CACB, COBA, Bend RE, Juniper Ridge, Costa, The Bully, gays, lezbots, Hollern, The Plaza, The Old Mill, the cops, and capitalism.

If Hitler endorsed a blog, this would be it...

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

We also brought down the thriving Perpetual Motion Industry of Bend...

H. Bruce Miller said...

"Didn't you hear hbm? This site has brought down CACB, COBA, Bend RE, Juniper Ridge, Costa, The Bully, gays, lezbots, Hollern, The Plaza, The Old Mill, the cops, and capitalism."

Oh, okay. As long as they don't make you stop posting the titty pictures.

Anonymous said...

Co Deschutes "Show a titty go to jail" or have bewert investigated by horny cop.

"Show a bewert, good dog, support law enforcement"

"To Protect and Enslave You"

Let cop have sex with minor, good citizen.

Human See, Cop Do.

BB2 is Dead, Bend Dead.

Cop speeding over a 100mph on motorcycle with child, no problem.

Cop DUI, No Problem.

Cop child-fucking, No Problem.

Talk about any of above? BB2 is Dead.

Anonymous said...

HBM rhetorically asks? What is wrong with BB2, why would cop shop City of Bend or County care?

Look at the title of this past two weeks subject: Fraud in Bend.

Look at the cop shop city of Bend and Redmond thick in Real Estate fraud look at the county thick in child-molesting, and sheriff selling weapons.

What part of this don't you fucking KUNTS understand? HBM plays like the dumb fool he is, but the rest have enough sense to get the fuck out of here before its too late.

Bewert is going to look like a genius in 2010.

Bewert said...

Yeah, right.

Only genius move I made was leaving you all six months too late.

Corruption runs deep, though. There was shit I was scared to bring up.

Anonymous said...

I don't care what Bewert does, or when he does it. That stupid queer-bait motherfucker isn't ever going to look like a genius. Well maybe to his dog, if he has one.

Anonymous said...

fraud and felonies in Bend Real Estate ??

Look no farther than Bend or Redmond PD, or Deschutes CO sheriff.

The pussy is right, evil runs deep in this town, ... child fucking, arms running, and drug running are only a minor part of the the government real estate fraud.

Bewert said...

http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/64677772.html

The 98% of us not in the oligarchy are fucked. Cover your own ass, and then those close to you. Capitalism at its finest, with only a Reaganesque safety net.

Anonymous said...

The OREO has gone to Fucking Far, he now makes Raygun and Bush look like Pussy's ( liberals ), how in the fuck can the Bend Pussys ( DP, HP, TP, BP ) defend the below ??

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Whereas every Democratic and Republican president since 1991 has met with exiled Tibetan leader, the Dalai Lama, when he visited the United States, President Obama has decided that he will not do so during the Tibetan leader's visit to the United States. The president does not wish to annoy China's dictators prior to his upcoming visit to Beijing. As US News & World Report reported, "The U.S. decision to postpone the meeting appears to be part of a strategy to improve ties with China that also includes soft-pedaling criticism of China's human rights ..."

This is particularly troubling to Israelis because it means that an American president is placing appeasement of strong dictators above America's traditional defense of embattled small countries. (One assumes that the Taiwanese are equally worried; and the Iranian fighters for liberty have come close to giving up on Obama's America.)

The line between selling out Tibetans and selling out Israelis is a direct one. Even liberal New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd was disturbed by the president's snubbing of the Dalai Lama:

"Dissing the Dalai was part of a broader new Obama policy called 'strategic reassurance' -- softening criticism of China's human rights record and financial policies to calm its fears that America is trying to contain it ... the tyro American president got the Nobel for the mere anticipation that he would provide bold moral leadership for the world at the very moment he was caving to Chinese dictators. Awkward."

The world is quite aware of the importance of Mr. Obama's snubbing the Dalai Lama.

Anonymous said...

Obama hasn't gone to far. He's just a fucking nigger pussy with a Nobel Peace Prize.

Anonymous said...

It's especially bad given that Barack Obama rhymes with Dalai Lama.

I assume we're all watching CACB's stock price. Pretty exciting, eh?

Bewert said...

Pretty decent STD down to $75 a square foot:

Gorilla Capital is pleased to announce a new property available for sale in Deschutes County, Oregon. The property address is:

1858 Northeast Veronica Lane, Bend, Oregon 97701

The property is priced at $119,900

To view this property and a complete description of the property go to:

1858 Northeast Veronica Lane

Bewert said...

Re: "...he Iranian fighters for liberty have come close to giving up on Obama's America."

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That's Dennis Prager, a super-Zionist from Townhall.com. He thinks Israel should just kill the fucking sand niggers of the West Bank because it will hasten the Second Coming.

Here is the original link: http://tinyurl.com/yfk56ct

Obama is going to use some tough love on Israel, and it is sorely needed.

You want to keep spouting your Dominionist views, go for it. Most people aren't that stupid.

Read "The Family" by Jeff Sharlet and you will learn much about some of our "leaders". Obama is triangulating as well as can be expected right now. His web site pushed over 200,000 calls to Congress today, insisting on a public option. That is unprecedented.

The exception is when it comes to Goldman Sachs. That pisses all of us progressives off. Those fuckers are making a billion bucks a fucking month doing nothing to help our economy. They are the biggest shysters of all time, and ex-GS folks are in key positions all over government, starting right at the top with Geitner.

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Re: Who has the tightest butt hole in Bend?

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I do, of course. At the club today I did 40 reps with the entire stack on the leg press. I once could press 990 pounds, but my approaching elderly age has me down in the 700 range.

But you ain't going to come within smelling distance of my fine "nigger butt", as the girls used to call it ;)

Anonymous said...

Shit that is BP & Trudi's old place that buster bought for them last year, fuck ...

Pretty decent STD down to $75 a square foot:

Gorilla Capital is pleased to announce a new property available for sale in Deschutes County, Oregon. The property address is:

1858 Northeast Veronica Lane, Bend, Oregon 97701

The property is priced at $119,900

To view this property and a complete description of the property go to:

1858 Northeast Veronica Lane

Bewert said...

We lived just above Old Mill. Sorry.

But did you check that bathroom out? T would have died for that nice of bathtub.

Bewert said...

Just saying that the big price drops may be in the offing.

Anonymous said...

the fact that they will raise taxes on home improvements is detrimental to our society, In fact it will be a stump to those who thought of home improvements, therefore hurt the economy with potential jobs and employment. many people who want to build a deck or add on will not, for the imposing of taxes for their (improvements) plus the cost of hireing the contractor for the improvements. We are better off to live in a old beat up trailer on a lot and be poor because that is who will be rewarded.Very demotivating folks.
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Bewert said...

Speaking of big tits, you can't make this stuff up: http://tinyurl.com/ygg2qxr

Bewert said...

Re: raising taxes on home improvements?

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Why not enlighten us by a post to some facts?

Anonymous said...

When you apply for permits to lets say add an addition to your home it adds value to your home whether it be one thousand dollar addition or a 200 thousand dollar addition it will add value to your home. therefore if your house was lets say worth two hundred thousand dollars and you add a 50 thousand dollar addition, first you will pay permits then pay the contractor then pay the county once the project is finaled because the assesment has risen your taxes will go up. This is a home improvement and you will be taxed for it.Also call deschutes county and verify what i just said.

Anonymous said...

But you ain't going to come within smelling distance of my fine "nigger butt", as the girls used to call it ;)


###

What has changed, now your girls are middle age white men in bend and your 'nigger butt' is colored from feces.

Nobody has to come within smelling distance, as your odor can be smelled blocks away.

Maybe power lifting and a tight ass were things of your past but what makes your bewert what it is today is the flabby jowls of your ass. A nigger butt is a balloon butt, but your sorry ass today has been long overwhelmed by gravity.

So what has changed? Today real 'girls' would never come near your butt, and most men in Bend know your butt all too well.

I think you crossed the line when you started letting the Bend & Redmond PD have their way with you, and of course when you let Deschutes CO sheriff's office in total enter your orifices you went completely overboard on perversion, god only knows where those bastards have had their unprotected cock.

HBM has about 110 LB's of your freeze dried shit, you may be in JewTah this week but anytime we want we can add water to HBM's stash, and all dip our fingers and think about the good old times.

Anonymous said...

Blogger Bewert said...

Just saying that the big price drops may be in the offing.

####

Who in the fuck would live in NE Bend? Who would buy? Why would they buy?

Is it better to burn and collect insurance, or simply pay and wait forever for a renter or (sic) 'buyer'.

All these property's are under water and going to the banker owner.

A rational city would be calling for bulldozing 1,000's of these STD today, perhaps the city will purchase this 'blight'?? Given the fact that RE 100% owns this town, it could happen, and MOSS would finally have a buyer.

Anonymous said...

There is a stain near my bewert.

Anonymous said...

I think its an HBM

Anonymous said...

It's brown

Anonymous said...

It smells like shit

Anonymous said...

The Norwegians ( parents of NOBEL ) report that MAJORITY feel that OBAMA is a god-damn lying mother-fucking asshole, not fault of average nigger they say, OREO is something far worse than street criminal negroe, OREO is a compulsive fraud and liar.

Even the Norwegians Know Obama Can't Keep His Promises

Representatives of the Norwegian Conservative, Progress, and Socialist Left parties all objected to the Obama Peace Prize nomination.


AP - NORWAY Oct 22, 2009

According to a report from the Agence France Press agency this week President Obama did not win the confidence of a majority of the five member panel before being awarded the Nobel Committee's Peace Prize late last week. Even though the committee's secretary told the press on Friday that the committee's decision had been unanimous, it appears that the members of the committee have a different recollection of how the decision unfolded.

The representatives of the Norwegian Conservative, Progress, and Socialist Left parties all objected to the Obama nomination. The two votes of support on the committee came from the nation's Labor Party.

The primary concerns of the objecting parties were Obama's lack of experience on issues related to the objectives of the prize, as well as his "inability to keep his promise."

As I noted in this editorial space only a few weeks ago, President Obama's inability to keep his promises will be one of the key reasons I believe his administration will implode this fall.

Presently the president faces opposition from the left for broken promises to the radical anti-war and homosexual activist communities. He faces opposition from the political right for his determination to break a "no tax increase" burdening families with health care reform, as well as cap-and-trade legislation, not to mention bailouts, stimulus, and budget concerns.

He's promised a public option for the uninsured, but then told politicians it would not be required for final passage.

He's promised to win the "right" war in Afghanistan but is wavering on his support for his own military adviser's request for resources.

He's promised to close Gitmo but it sits open today.

He's promised to create millions of jobs and not allow the unemployment rate to exceed 8%, but today it sits at higher than 15% in Detroit and is at nearly 10% nationally.

He's promised to be the most transparent president in history but is conducting the final rounds of talks in the push for health care reform entirely behind closed doors.

He's promised to put all legislation on the Internet for at least five days before he signs it into law but has not done this on any of the legislation he's signed in the first year of his administration.

I'm not sure why the majority of the Nobel Committee thought he wouldn't keep his promises, do you?

Which is just one more reason why we shouldn't be paying much if any attention to what five politicians from Norway have to say about the condition of world affairs anyway.

Anonymous said...

It'll be interesting to see if Gorilla Capital can make any money in Bend. They were doing OK in the Willamette Valley, but there's a LOT less empty inventory over there.

Anonymous said...

What kind of margins does Gorilla make? As long as the banks are dumping them to Gorilla for cheap enough, Gorilla will make money. Maybe this is a sign that the banks are capitulating. What bank had this property before Gorilla had it?

As long as Gorilla doesn't try to get anything over $150k, they'll probably sell fine.

Anonymous said...

Today I got some of BP's freeze dried shit from HBM.

I opened the box and it had turned to MOSS, the shit smelled like CACB, going up in stench a good 5% a day,

At this rate Bend will smell like death in two weeks,

Go figure,

HBM don't sell that shit, hold on until the end!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Funny how CACB so often trades up after hours. Lately, hasn't really helped the next day, though.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Look for that $119K prop on Veronica Ln, and you see this:

Real estate at this address:
$159,000, 3 bed, 2.5 bath‎


Marking them down so fast the Goog's can't keep up...

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

MLS #2906188
4 bed, 2ba
1,728sf
$100,000.

Almost certainly a POS... but still a POS at $58/sf.

And probably cheaper to buy than rent.

Get used to this...

Anonymous said...

http://nationaljuggernaut.blogspot.com/2009/09/this-cartoon-seemed-far-fetched-in-1948.html Just for you blackdog excuse me I burped hbm

Anonymous said...

Get used to this ... $10 sq-ft

*

No homer, your still talking about SIBERIAN east-side shit, and it might go to detroit and why not? $10,000 for a home and they still sit, as what is an eastside Bend siberbian shit shack worth? NOTHING and never was, why are you so fuck obsessed with the EAST-SIDE siberia?

Your a strange fucker, its either Sisters or east of SE27th that your always talking about, who gives a fuck? Who lives in these shit-holes?

Anonymous said...

'FREEDOM' is the USA is an illusion,

What was that JOPLIN song?

FREEDOM is just another word? Another product to sell?

The cartoon, at its time was just another '-ism' to sell mc-carthyism, ... so what's the point, collective slavery has always been there.

Since the dawn of the USA, its always been United-Slavery-Amalgamated, what is new?

The ONLY freedom that count's is the freedom to run from a place.

H. Bruce Miller said...

"What was that JOPLIN song? FREEDOM is just another word?"

"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose."

Anonymous said...

"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose."

*

Yep, HBM I think that's rather concise, freedom is the carrot they dangle in front of you after they have stolen everything you own.

Freedom is elusive you either got it or you don't but one party or another promises to give it to you, oh well it means you lost it a long time ago, and they got nothing else to promise you.

Anonymous said...

Scary shit today I read on the news front, back in Boston a cop ( renta ) was having a conversation not flattering in regards to the messiah, I mean OREO, oh well some airline worker, aka stewardess reported the conversation to airport cops, who reported to secret-service and said renta-cop got a first class rectal cleansing on the home front.

Goes to show we live in dangerous times where 'freedom of speech' is completely fucking Bend-Gone.

Scary fucking times.

I mean any rational human being on the planet is going to call shit, SHIT when he smell SHIT.

This government reeks of shit, but god forbid if you heard speaking thus, ...

Scary fucking times.

Anonymous said...

It was back in Jersey. The reports I read said that he made "threatening remarks." Saying his policies suck, he's a dick, a moron, running the country into the ground, etc.. is all protected 'freedom of speach'. Making threatening remarks is not.

Anonymous said...

Saying his policies suck, he's a dick, a moron, running the country into the ground, etc..

###

Yep those are bad things to say, and will get you a visit and thorough cleansing of your bewert.

Say that kind of shit in public and your career and life are finished, ... welcome to Obama Nation.

Anonymous said...

>Say that kind of shit in public and your career and life are finished, ... welcome to Obama Nation.

Take off the tin foil hat.

H. Bruce Miller said...

"Yep, HBM I think that's rather concise, freedom is the carrot they dangle in front of you after they have stolen everything you own."

"Freedom" is a meaningless term unless you have the means to exercise freedom. That's why it's so funny (and at the same time infuriating) to hear people ranting that they'll lose their "freedom" if health care reform goes through. Freedom to do what? To die because you can't pay for decent medical care?

H. Bruce Miller said...

"Goes to show we live in dangerous times where 'freedom of speech' is completely fucking Bend-Gone."

Depends on what he said. Freedom of speech is not absolute, any more than any of our other freedoms are.

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Your a strange fucker...

Well, we can agree on that.

Anonymous said...

RE: Janis and Freedom

####

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FMhnl0__Vo

Minute+ in.

Youtube blows me away sometimes, having this kind of stuff from 40+ years ago.

####

Re: Obama taking your liberties.

GW took them long ago, with the Patriot Act. And the NSA machines in AT&T, Verizon and others trunk lines. Major spying, read my old and widely distributed on what those machines three years ago were capable of: http://tinyurl.com/yzq2gst

Given Moore's Law, they are even better now.

Google "bewert narus" and you can see that bit of writing traveled far. Hell, the first link to come up is to "www.christianparty.net".

Wierd.

Bewert said...

My favorite old youtube, Group B Rally. They had to dial back when to many people were getting killed. The nastiest machine ever driven, the Audi Sport Quattro, sptting fire and wastegate bang as the turbo hit its limits-turn your sound up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEK7POxpVeE

I can't believe they let people stand next to this madness.

But I would love to drive this thing. Too much fun.

BTW, the Council is looking at various taxes and fees to fill the $12M deficit in the next few years. I'll look for the link and post it.

Anonymous said...

I was picking fortune cookies tonight out of HBM's ass, and licking his bewert and I found this jewel,...

"There's no way to rule innocent men.
The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals.
Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them.
One declares so many things to be a crime
that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws."

—Ayn Rand

Anonymous said...

I have seen the light, I googled "bewert feces", and the #1 tag was @DKOS and was all about sexual sadomasochism.

...

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Anonymous said...

For the mother-load .

bewert.dailykos.com

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Bewert said...

More Group B Rally: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quDX36WJM7k

Fucking crazed but incredibly fun looking. Imagine 500+ HP, under 2000 pounds, and four wheel drive. Ripping as fast as you fucking can with spectators three feet away with no protection.

Craziness. Mid-80's style.

Anonymous said...

Of course it get even better when you google "bewert sodomy", this is where our boy shows he knows how to fight the good fight, or should I say a nigger ass is good to find?

Nobody on the blogosphere works as hard as bewert making sodomy not just a right, but a mandatory act to be shared by all.

...

Bewert breaks down the bits so you laymen out there can get a grasp on the extent of ...... evidenced in his opinion striking down an anti-sodomy statute, ...

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Bewert said...

You dumb fucks can assail me all you want. I actually moved. Your city finances are currently on the way to being about $12M behind, which if divided by 70,000 people means that each person in Bend is going to have to provide about $175 more to maintain current levels of service.

Here, read it and weep. They are trying to either tax or sell a bond:

http://www.ci.bend.or.us/docs/minutes_10_02_09_Financial_Strategy.pdf

Search on General Fund Subsidies. Look at reserve levels. Page six, for instance.

Enjoy the poverty with a view.

Hate me all you want. Simply don't give a fuck.

Bewert said...

You know that "Gagged and dangling..." thing? Our US Armed Forces did it. And documented it. And never sent anybody to prison for it.

If that is your idea of how we should act, FUCK YOU.

Period.

Go beat your Ma to death.

Here is the original story:
http://tinyurl.com/5zp3pk

Another one that seemed to travel far further than expected.

If you fuckheads want our government to do this shit...you betray the idea of America.

Simple as that.

Bewert said...

Leonard Cohen on Janis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGfgMYfdBFc

Haunting song.

Anonymous said...

A hard Sodomite is good to find. - Found in Mormon Temple, 1856

H. Bruce Miller said...

"I was picking fortune cookies tonight out of HBM's ass, and licking his bewert and I found this jewel,..."

Anybody who quotes Ayn Rand, a certifiable psycho, must be picking fortune cookies out of his own ass.

H. Bruce Miller said...

WTF am I doing here??? There are no rational people left on this blog but me and Bewert.(Dunc apparently has given up on it -- wise man.) Everybody else is a right-wing loony obsessed with shit, assholes and cunts.

LavaBear said...

>>>There are no rational people left on this blog but me and Bewert.

That is the funniest thing I've read here in a long time! Thanks for that laugh. Man...good stuff.

tim said...

>>WTF am I doing here??? There are no rational people left on this blog but me and Bewert.

Said the Mad Hatter.

Quimby said...

>> Everybody else is a right-wing loony obsessed with shit, assholes and cunts.

Socialist....

Anonymous said...

So why does HBM fear people to read the following paragraph? Why?? I was reading the other day the average US citizen now commits three felony's a day. Everyone's a felon, and we have more people imprisoned than any other nation on earth. What's next?

###

"There's no way to rule innocent men.
The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals.
Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them.
One declares so many things to be a crime
that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." - Not HBM

Anonymous said...

Socialist ...

Yes, do you KUNTS realize that today this blog turns 4? I mean FOUR FUCKING years of utter complete fucking non-sense.

What we have found is that our four pussy's: hbmP,bP,tP, and dP are min-wage losers and want someone to take care of them.

We have found that all others work and don't expect others to provide.

We have called these 'parasites' PUSSY's, for they are girly-men, to quote GOV-ass-hole of CALI.

Today the Pussy's want doctors to work free, and provide service for no charge, ... what's next some other profession will be targeted to provide their service for free.

The USA like our Bend is a collection of parasites, and worker bee's, now that the parasites are the majority and have elected by majority a criminal government, they can by force of their law enforcement take what they wish, and demonize those who don't hand over property and service for free.

Soon the arrests and torture of those who who refuse to give up property will accelerate, and of course our pussy's will have no crocodile tears. It's funny how pussy's moan about terror far away, but in their own yard and committed by their own law enforcement they see only good.

SPEAK-UP pussy's soon there will be nobody left to speak-up for you.

tim said...

A bank in our rival city (Naples, FL) has gone under. That makes 100 banks this year. Bang a gong.

Anonymous said...

Talking about banks.

I have been trying to wire some money out of one of my Munchen banks for months (3+) and getting all kind of lame ass excuses. Never seen this before in 20+ years.

Somethings going on, but I can't seem to get anyone to fess up, but their is definitely a 'run' on EURO banks WRT money flying to ASIA.

Still don't see much hesitation here, the EU is 100% dependent upon the USA.

I think a lot of Asians are moving their money out of the EU as they see it at a peak. Just my guess.

The EU isn't printing money like crazy in the USA, so its easy to get your money as we're printing trillions a month. So I'm seeing a real liquidity crisis in EURO-LAND right now.

Interesting times. The silent scream is here, just rented a house, and it took six weeks, and only one applicant of dozens had a job. 100's of folks came and toured, and most took applications. Like I'm saying "silent scream", but I really think the scream will go 'non-silent' soon. Very soon.

Something has to give, funny thing is the only people I see with jobs are nurses and school teachers, so if these folks fold, then its game-over. Maybe thats the reason for the health-care debate is to keep feeding 'health jobs', and of course we know OREO-admin MUST feed public teacher union, all else are starving.

Silent Scream can't be held much longer.

tim said...

Really? Very interesting that you're having trouble squeezing money out of that bank.

The disaster which is the US economy is overshadowing the fact that Europe and Japan are having a hell of a bad time.

China is growing like crazy. In fact, I'd say they are growing so fast they are bound to get sloppy and inflate a dot-com bubble there.

Of course, after their bubble and pop, they'll end up a lot stronger than we are.

Anonymous said...

Really? Very interesting that you're having trouble squeezing money out of that bank.

###

YEP, never seen this before in almost 30 years, this particular account is at DB in Muenchen at HQ, a CD account that I can tap on the 15th of every month. Asked for $50k EURO to be wired to my Bangkok bank account in August, still hasn't been done. Three times already on 15th cycles ( aug 15, sep 15, oct 15 all come and gone ) they told me they lost my original paperwork. For comparison when I ask US-BANK to wire money it takes 5 five minutes, for $10k for instance.

Like I said, I think the USA is printing trillions a month and they're covering the liquidity crisis a little different than the great depression. In Germany I think DB ( Deutsche Bank ) is taking a different approach, their not printing their money, and dragging their ass on withdrawls. I think GERMANY is going to go out on top when this game is over, and they're just going to sit on their hands and let the US government destroy itself. My humble opinion.

It's ok, this is like the kid at the dam with his finger, I too will just to another place, I not fear my money be lost, I think DB has been around 200 years or more, hell its why I opened accounts there 20-30 years ago, I'll still keep money there when I start selling my BEND RE, as I sure as hell will not keep it in US banks. The dollar will be worthless in 5-10 years.

Anonymous said...

China is growing like crazy. In fact, I'd say they are growing so fast they are bound to get sloppy and inflate a dot-com bubble there.

Of course, after their bubble and pop, they'll end up a lot stronger than we are.


###

Everything ASIA is growing, and will continue so for 20-50 years.

Here some facts I like.

10% of Chinas economy is export, who gives a fuck if USA implodes.

All of Asia is booming, there is no fucking recession.

Yes, the building boom has hurt Thailand and most of SE-asia, but shit everybody and his dog played the condo game their like coral-gables-FL, ...

Most asians don't have basics so their will be a 20-50 year boom in appliances and transportation.

Dunc has an article today "What would I tell a kid to do?"

Dunc tell them to get the FUCK out of USA and learn to speak an Asian language and make some fucking money. That's what I tell kids.

Love,


Sorry to call you a pussy Tim, I know you are so does everyone here, but your a recovering pussy, but still a pussy.

tim said...

Our best college grads are going to Asia no . Not much choice--no jobs here upon graduation.

Anonymous said...

HOMER we need to do something for a 4yr anniversary or BB2 birthday party? Maybe HBM's ass or BP's? The Ayn Rand cookies are gone, but HBM found a crate of Huey Long, and FDR fortune cookies and he's already shoved them up his ass. Word is BP found some dKos suppository's.

### Party ON!

Do you KUNTS realize that today this blog turns 4? I mean FOUR FUCKING years of utter complete fucking non-sense.

Anonymous said...

>I'll still keep money there when I start selling my BEND RE

Never Sell!!! NEVER FUCKING SELL!!! Buster has been telling us that for 4 years!

Anonymous said...

>I'll still keep money there when I start selling my BEND RE

The big question is - if one were to sell real estate in Bend, why the FUCK would you have waited until now? Or worse.. wait til later? Why would you still have been buying up shitholes near Drake park in 2007 and tell everyone how fucking smart you were for doing it? Answer: You are a goddamn moron.

Quimby said...

Just for grins, go take a look at the people (and their salivating realtors) who have lost their fucking minds on Craigslist:

Bend CL Real Estate Over $2mil

Anonymous said...

I just pull them down and then I can take a big old HBM and wipe my BEWERT.

That was funny...once.

We get your joke kook, please stop repeating yourself.

Anonymous said...


Hate me all you want. Simply don't give a fuck.


and yet you won't leave...it's an ego thing, I understand.

Anonymous said...

>That was funny...once.

No, it wasn't even funny the first time.

Anonymous said...

Obama's looking more like Nixon than GWB.

Slacker said...

"I was reading the other day the average US citizen now commits three felony's a day."

Just another example of shit pulled out of ass. Next time, make it a little believable...try misdemeanor instead of felony.

Anonymous said...

"I'll still keep money there when I start selling my BEND RE, as I sure as hell will not keep it in US banks."

I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. US Banks are FDIC insured up to $250k, which is more than double what all your Bend real estate combined is going to be worth. It amazes me that you are even considering selling it after telling us for years that you didn't care what it was worth because it was cash positive by renting it out (even though we all did the math and found you were full of shit). Now you talk of selling, and guess what - it matters what it is worth. I told you years ago to sell everything, but you didn't listen. You said it was a fucking dumb move to sell because those were properties you already knew and if you were to buy new properties at the bottom you wouldn't know them and know what they needed. Better one shithole that you know than two shitholes you don't. Guess what? You were wrong. Guess what? You are almost always wrong. What is a fucking dumber move? Selling properties you know already that are cash-positive, or selling the properties 4 years later for 1/3 the price? Dumb move, shithead.

Anonymous said...

>Yes, do you KUNTS realize that today this blog turns 4? I mean FOUR FUCKING years of utter complete fucking non-sense.

No, I didn't realize it. I thought the first post was December 17, 2006. http://bendbubble2.blogspot.com/2006/12/bend-bubble-blog-2.html , which makes this blog less than three years old. Wrong again, shithead.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Never Sell!!! NEVER FUCKING SELL!!! Buster has been telling us that for 4 years!

*

Well about 90% of this content I didn't write. But for the FUCK-HEAD I'll try to explain.

Buster said: Buster said that you should have bought 30+ years ago like he did and pay an average of $15k.

Buster didn't sell before because buster didn't have plan, and Bend was busters base-camp. Capeche?

Now buster has plan, OREO is going to spike the punch bowl between now and the next election, so I figure about 2012 I dump et-al, but guess what I'm already gone.

After the next election this country is going down and hard, and the dollar will be worthless forever, BEND-RE will have a dead-cat bounce in 2011/2012 before the long descent into BURNS.

Buster never said to buy & hold forever. What I said was that its good for young kids in their 20's to buy this shit on cyclic lows on 15 yr loans and pay-off and retire young, that's all I ever said. Now I don't want to live in Bend anymore so I guess that makes me an HBM and a BP.

Who would have guessed after 40 years of living in this shit-hole I would move on to paradise?


Love,

Anonymous said...

So let's get this straight... you were telling the youngsters to buy low.. in spring of 2007... and you think prices will be higher than they are now in 2011/2012?

and I'M the fuck-head?

Anonymous said...

Buster is the jerk who kept saying 1983 was paradise in Bend. Guess he's finally figured out that 1983 isn't coming back so now he's gone. Good riddance.

Anonymous said...

Buster, I was wrong.


You bragged about buying for $240k, not $220k---

http://bendbubble2.blogspot.com/2008/04/your-momma-so-fat-when-you-email-me-her.html

"I myself have bought two homes in the last two years, for prices that I simply couldn't refuse. The most recent was a for $240k for a home that had an ASK of $550k in 2005. The owner only owed $90k, and was simply glad to have nearly tripled his money."

And you didn't say NEVER SELL... you said YOU never sell:

"Closing costs are nothing worth, besides as a buyer you NEVER pay closing costs, and I NEVER SELL."

Then you called me a MAN-TWAT a bunch.

Then Marge called you a retard, (and was right).

"Anyone that buys a rental in Bend before 2012 is a retard and will be feeding the pig forever. Buy it with cash and it's still going to go backwards for a long long time"

Then a bunch of other people made fun of you too.


A couple weeks later (http://bendbubble2.blogspot.com/2008/04/what-company-will-ensure-crash-of-bend.html?commentPage=2)) you once again called us losers and told us your RULE #1

"I have been 100% consistent here.

I haven't sold shit in 30+ years, I have bought two in the last two years.

I never sell. Rule #1."

and this fucking gem:
"Homer others are NOW selling if they can, that make it a BUYER's market for people with money and brains."

Man. I feel like a fucking MORON for not buying in May 2008. I missed a hell of an opportunity to get fucked in the ass.

"Sure Bend will NOT hit bottom for another 18 months or more, but so what, it will come back fast, and for the person in a long haul they'll NOT lose."

It's been close to 18 months, and we have at least 18 more months before you have to worry about a bottom. And it's not going to come back fast.

Then I called you a moron.

Then you kept coming up with new prices that "penciled"... NO... not $200k... I mean $160k...

Then a bunch of people made fun of you again.

Man, those were the days.... Now there aren't as many people here to make fun of you, so us that are still here have to do it twice as much. You are a moroon.

Anonymous said...

Man, Buster was spewing some good NAR bullshit back then.

"In two years from now, when Bend home prices are on the rise, the man-twats here, that are still alive, will be talking about how they might BUY a house when the price is right, by then the prices will be high, forever trapped as a renter."

FUCK... I am TRAPPED!!!!!!

tim said...

I knew this was coming eventually. Buster's capitulation.

Anonymous said...

>Buster didn't sell before because buster didn't have plan

Who could have known? Who would have guessed?

Anonymous said...

I think the issue that got me on BB2 is still valid,

Here in Orygun we have these once in 20 year corrections, soon a young guy in his 20's can pick up SE-27th shit for $50k/home and make it pencil, and with 15 yr loans the 25 yr-old will be retired by 40.

Ok, so now I'm 65, am I supposed to deal with 'renters' forever? I didn't sell out 2-4 years ago because I like HBM, didn't hate Bend, look at HBM it took him 20 years to HATE BEND.

Look at me it took 40 years to HATE Bend, What did it for me? The Cali's who could have guessed.

SELL? Fuck I wasn't ready to sell two years ago, but all the people that I trust believe and me that OREO will prime the pump BIG-TIME to get re-elected, so 2011 will be a DEAD-CAT bounce and then I unload all, until then I HOLD.

This is my plan, and I don't mine sharing.

As I have said ALL along here, I was never offering 'free advice' to 50 year old renter-losers who make up the majority of BB2, I was always speaking to the young kids of 25, and saying to take advantage of these 20 year cyclic collapses.

Also all along here I have said that this thing will stay down until 2018, so I'll sell on a minor dead-cat bounce, to HOLD for a high price would be 2018 to 2025, and I like HBM am sick of BEND. Bend Sick.

It took until now, but something had to crack. This is my plan, I hope your all buying in spring 2011 when I start dumping my shit.

Love,

Anonymous said...

>so 2011 will be a DEAD-CAT bounce and then I unload all, until then I HOLD.

Maybe nationally, but not in Bend. I believe prices in Bend will be down at least 30% from now in 2011.

Anonymous said...

"I myself have bought two homes in the last two years, for prices that I simply couldn't refuse. The most recent was a for $240k for a home that had an ASK of $550k in 2005. The owner only owed $90k, and was simply glad to have nearly tripled his money."

And you didn't say NEVER SELL... you said YOU never sell:

"Closing costs are nothing worth, besides as a buyer you NEVER pay closing costs, and I NEVER SELL."

*****


Yes, and I always wanted these two houses, and yes I never SOLD.

I still haven't sold, I have just said that my plan is to dump in 2011.

Tell me DUMB-FUCKING ASSHOLE.

What is your plan I have told you my plan?

FYI, my two sweet little houses I bought have not gone down, and have renters currently paying the MTG.

#1 locations, and even if I sell in 2011 I will not lose money, back in 2007, when I say these homes that had prior had near a $600k ASK, I jumped at the time to get them for around $220k,

Like I have said all along here its the shit out SE-27th that's going to zero, or detroit $10k, but that ain't my shit, but for kids its the only game in town.

OK, enough shitting on my parade, what is your fucking thing asshole?

Also FUCK-HEAD what about the three felonys a day, why the silence now on that shit-head?

Yes, 2007 was 3 years ago to me, and 2006 was 4, ... and soon BB2 will be 4 years old. 4 years of morons, Bend morons the worst fucking kind.

OK, Fuck-Heads I have brought my plan to the table, and BP has bailed, and HBM is leaving as soon as he can sell, what about the rest of you?

Yes, the best of times are here now, just like 1983, I like HBM just don't like it here anymore, I don't like the new people, nothing more ugly than watching fat ugly wine&foie-gra people age, ... I want out of here.

Anonymous said...

>so 2011 will be a DEAD-CAT bounce and then I unload all, until then I HOLD.

Maybe nationally, but not in Bend. I believe prices in Bend will be down at least 30% from now in 2011.


**

30% relative to WHAT?? FUCK-HEAD?

If your going to speak, lay your basis on the table?

I'm just telling you this the next year ( calendar ) in Bend will be cold and HARD, and then when the DEM's try to re-elect their NIXON(OREO) if he ain't impeached, they'll have all kinds of programs to stimulate sales, and I'll tell you this by summer of 2010 there will be RACE-RIOTS in LA, and folks moving to Bend. OK!!

That's my basis and argument after the 2011/2012 cycle this country will then do the clock-wise slow flush, there will be hyper-inflation, and all those who escape to Bend from the LA inferno will turn on each other here in Bend, and I will not be here.

Now FUCK-HEAD paste the above on the wall, and see how correct I am in 2+ years.

Love,

Anonymous said...

>so 2011 will be a DEAD-CAT bounce and then I unload all, until then I HOLD.

Maybe nationally, but not in Bend. I believe prices in Bend will be down at least 30% from now in 2011.

*

Folks are buying in PDX now like its a fucking shopping spree, shit is selling in a day.

All these fuckers will be dying to have second homes for the weekend, and OREO will have tons of second-home programs for 2011, ... its all part of the re-election plan.

Fear NOT, Bend will have a 2011 dead-cat bounce.

After that its over for 1/2 a generation, after that nobody will come and the town will slowly devolve into a ghost town.

Anonymous said...

>30% relative to WHAT?? FUCK-HEAD?

Both median prices and median price/sq ft will be 30% lower in July 2011 than September 2009. That will put median home price below $140k.

KUNT! FUCK! SHIT!

No bounce. You've been wrong for the last few years and you are wrong now.

PRICK! CUM GUZZLING GUTTER WHORE! DAMN FREAK PEKKERHEAD!

Put that on your wall.

ASSBAG TAINT LICKER. LESBIAN LEFT-HANDED MIDGET ESKIMO ALBINO!

tim said...

The people buying in PDX will be geniuses if they time it right and goats if they time it wrong. It's a gamble.

Anonymous said...

>Also FUCK-HEAD what about the three felonys a day, why the silence now on that shit-head?

A. That wasn't me.
B. Nobody gives a shit.
C. both of the above.

Take a guess which is the answer.

Anonymous said...

I'm done with this place unless we get back to shorts and BP, and HBM's.

Did you hear the one about the guy that did an HBM and wiped his bewert?

Anonymous said...

Boy that fuck-head is asshole, he must be a cali?

Anonymous said...

I think he's just pissed he missed the bottom and is going to remain a loser renter KUNT™ forever.

Anonymous said...

I think now that its sinking in that even old timers are bailing Bend, the crowd that say's "Sunshine is Around the Corner", is Bend fearful.

There will be an Obama dead-cat bounce, and it will be before and during his re-election, yes it will not be as strong as Seattle or PDX. But nonetheless, for 'Bend-Fucked'(tm) it will be as good as it gets, after 2011, and into 2012 resets will peak from 5/1 arms set in 2006/2007.

By 2012 there will be no new inflow to Bend, as everyone by then will know that Bend is "BURNS" FOREVER!

Gradual loss of population following 2012, with no influx, now many gray haired cali retirees are still escaping South-Cali, selling their 'paradise' in Santa-Barabara for this desert fridge. Soon there will be no more cali's with money.

After the OREO re-election whether he wins or loses the USA will meet the piper, major oil country's will quit using the dollar for oil transactions, and major drug lords worldwide will quit using the dollar for heroin and cocaine, when oil and drugs bail from the dollar, its Bend-Over for the dollar, and the USA.

The future of the USA will be the same-same as it is today, the world largest prison colony.

Anonymous said...

I don't like the new people, nothing more ugly than watching fat ugly wine&foie-gra people age, ... I want out of here.

###

I call this the HBM-CROWD, him and his buddy's, lets just call them 'BOB' for Bob-Woodward.

Like HBM they all been here for 20 years, and they're the clowns like HBM's boss at the SORE that put the clowns running city hall into power, and HBM's bud 'BOB' is also an ex-mayor.

They're all part of this aging boomer 'hamster' group ( treadmill heart attack runners ) , that live off foie-gra and wine, and now that they're in their 60's they all got GOUT and KNEE surgery, and they all are fat fuck-heads, ... so much for the Bend-Dream of perpetual youth.

I have alway's ate well and stayed away from foei-gra & wine as a diet, but the crowd that have run Bend for the past twenty years is now in their 60's and they're ALL going to do a FRIEDMAN, who also died last year at St-Charles from routine back-surgery, which is a joke, cuz in Bend back-surgery is given for the common-cold.

Bend is fucked, and its people are fucked. It's the People that make Bend-Fucked(TM) the fucked place that it is,

So where will HBM go to die? Hawaii? What about HOMER? How long you going to stay in Bend to wait to die homer?

Anonymous said...

BEND-FUCKED(tm) ... "Bend is Detroit"

“It may be tough to get financing for a new car these days, but in Detroit you can buy a house with a credit card.

The median price of a home sold in Detroit in December was $7,500, according to Realcomp, a listing service.

Not $75,000. Remove a zero—it’s seven thousand five hundred dollars, substantially less than the lowest-price car on the new-car market.

Among the many dispiriting numbers that bleakly depict the decrepitude of this onetime industrial behemoth, the steep slide of housing values helps define the daunting challenge to anyone who wants to lead this shrinking, poverty-pocked city of about 800,000 people . . .

On a positive note, Detroit’s homicide rate dropped 14 percent last year. That prompted mayoral candidate Stanley Christmas to tell the Detroit News recently, “I don’t mean to be sarcastic, but there just isn’t anyone left to kill” . . .

John Mogk, a professor at Wayne State University Law School: “A thousand people are leaving the city every month and the city does not have the financial resources and the economic base to solve its own problems.”

Bewert said...

Re: Everyone's a felon, and we have more people imprisoned than any other nation on earth. What's next?

####

Obama tells the Justice Dept. to lay off the medical marijuana growers.

Anonymous said...

I think me & homer have looked at this Detroit model for a long time.

I honestly think this will go the way of SE27th (COSTCO COUNTRY) of Bend, it will become a shit-hole Barrio, no man's land. $50k homes maybe less, they're already sitting at $100k,

It's not far fetched to see much of Eastside bend going Detroit.

I really think that FUCK-HEAD is a realtor, he sure hates to see people talking about DUMPING their fucking BEND-RE.

Like I say, after 2012, there will be no pork ( stimulus ) for years, now in the next 2 years we're going to see bubble-two, there will be another stimulus, too many people begging, ... so 1-1/2 year spring/summer from now I DUMP ALL and cash out.

Bewert said...

When Butter posts some more titties, I'll repeat this link to the minutes from Oct. 2 Financial Strategy Meeting your fine city leaders held, since it probably didn't get much coverage in the BULL:

http://www.ci.bend.or.us/docs/minutes_10_02_09_Financial_Strategy.pdf

It's pretty rich. An excerpt:

"Based on projections, the current forecasted gap in governmental funds (General Fund, Public Safety, Street, Transit, and Development Services) assuming no new staffing, no major capital outlay, and gradual increases in reserves is $1.7 to 12.9 million per year to 2014."

So how are they going to close that gap?

You guessed right! Bend over.

Anonymous said...

Re: Everyone's a felon, and we have more people imprisoned than any other nation on earth. What's next?

####

Obama tells the Justice Dept. to lay off the medical marijuana growers.

*

Ok, so now everyone commits only two felonys a day.

It's like AynRand fortune cookie that fell out of HBM's ass, the scary thing is anyone can be treated as a FELON by the FED's at anytime.

Welcome to ameriKKKa.

Anonymous said...

Hey PUSSY I still say when this is all BEND-OVER that you will have been seen as the smart one for having gotten out of Bend with your life, and I think SLC will be a safe place to weather the coming So-Cali civil war that will displace folks to Orygun.

Bewert said...

Re: Say that kind of shit in public and your career and life are finished, ... welcome to Obama Nation.

####

No, welcome to a career with Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes on Fox News.

Bewert said...

Re: YOU FUCK-HEADS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, BUT HERE IT IS ...

####

Buster--you off your meds?

Bewert said...

Re:
Folks are buying in PDX now like its a fucking shopping spree, shit is selling in a day.

####

Annual Appreciation / Days On Market

North Portland -11.0% / 89
N.E. Portland -10.1% / 84
S.E. Portland -10.6% / 104
West Portland -11.3% / 152
NW Wash. Co. -6.1% / 184

Source: http://tinyurl.com/ylyz77y

Buster, you need to get back on your meds.

Anonymous said...

The bubble isn't going to be reinflated in Bend. Any stimulus may get the median price up to say $150k from a low of $120k. There is no chance - zero - none - that you will be able to sell a house for more - priced in oz of gold - in 2011 than you can sell it for now.

Slacker said...

"Also FUCK-HEAD what about the three felonys a day, why the silence now on that shit-head?"

If you actually read the article, you'd see its all a bunch of hyperbole. The guy mentions three cases where an individual unintentionally committed a crime. No proof at all about the notion of "Everyone commits three felonies a day." That's just his hook.
Get real, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

It's all Hollern's, Costa's, Moss's, Smith's, Knife River's, blah, blah, blah's fault. (Ah, just remembering the good old days.)

IHateToBurstYourBubble said...

Howdy Buckaroo's,

Been laid low by the Pig Flu (or something)... probably morph into the fuckin' aids by tomorrow.

I'll try a post when looking at my screen doesn't feel like I'm looking at the Sun.

Anonymous said...

It's all Hollern's, Costa's, Moss's, Smith's, Knife River's, blah, blah, blah's fault. (Ah, just remembering the good old days.)

###

We'll in the 'day' that was true, but as sure as the PUSSY went to SLC, ...

Let's see KnifeRiver and Moss are joined at the HIP by MDU and all is going down. CACB is BEND-FUCKED(tm).

Hollern is so fucking fucked by life with YARROW, BRASADA, and a 100 other LLC's you don't even know about that his life is BEND-OVER(tm).

Smith is a horse that is tied to HOLLERN's Fortune and Smith has an albatross called the fucking "Old Mill" that is Bend-Fucked(tm).

Fault? Who gives a fuck about fault now, back in the 'day' we were just talking about the future and who made this future. Now that the future is HERE, we're just collecting dead body's.

Welcome to Bend.

In summary everyone of yesterdays ( last 5-20 years ) 'FAULT' is tomorrows SUICIDE. Fact.

Anonymous said...

There is no chance - zero - none - that you will be able to sell a house for more - priced in oz of gold - in 2011 than you can sell it for now.

##

Ok, well I have placed my bets and staked my claim and I say the OREO will pull ALL kinds of incentives out of his ARSE to get himself (DEMS) re-elected.

Fact.

Your obviously a young kid, and haven't seen this before.

Also remember when I talk about selling I'm talking about the 'sweet stuff' near Drake-Park that has sex.

Sure as shit the SE-27th STD siberian shit is going Detroit, I'm not saying that ALL boats will rise on the OREO re-election.

NOTE its the YUPPY's that BUY NOT the white trash such as 99% of BB2, so yes, if your out in the eastside, yes I concur, but the incentives to elect OREO will cause bubble-2 in PDX and the sweet areas of Bend.

Anonymous said...

p.s. as sure as Bend-Shit(tm) the Yarrow, and Brasada, and Pronhorn, all the other dozens of Tri-County central oregon STD 'resorts' aka resort-STD's are Bend-Fucked(tm).

So yes, even the great OREO re-election will not save HOLLERN's arse from ruin, or god forbid any of you fucks holding that SHIT.

The FUTURE is close-in and walk to downtown and stay on westside, all else has NO FUTURE. All those that bought remote STD's or far eastside are BEND-FUCKED (TM) for perpetuity.

Anonymous said...

Buster, you need to get back on your meds.

##

Sorry pussy but getting stat's off a computer in SLC doens't cut it, try knowing people in PDX that have sold there house.

There's a fucking BOOM right now with the OREO $8,000 incentive package people are buying anything they can find remember the sweet-spot has to be under $300k, these are first time buyers (suckers).

Sorry that your fucking stat's doesn't represent what's going on, on the ground.

My guess is your stat's is for shit out at happy-valley and STD equiv,...

When I talk HOT, again I'm talking close-in, and that shit isn't even the market for 30 days and is selling at ask, there is actually a fucking bidding war right now with this TERMINATION of the OREO $8k Nov31,

It's too bad that the PUSSY can type in SLC and cut&paste shit he finds with google, but couldn't find fucking PORTLAND on a map. Too fucking bad, this is why the pussy will die a fucking man-wife loser.

That said I never said the pussy was stupid, just fucking out of touch, but what do you expect, he's not in the game, reading the pussy talk about RE is like a non-jock talking about sports, the pussy ain't got a fucking clue about the REAL RE game.

Anonymous said...

Re: Say that kind of shit in public and your career and life are finished, ... welcome to Obama Nation.

####

No, welcome to a career with Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes on Fox News.

***

I can just say one thing about MURDER when you have DEM's in POWER WACO.

If that shit had happened under PUG's the PUG's would be out forever.

When it comes to REAL FUCKING MURDER of US CIVILIANS, its ALWAYS the DEM's that pull the trigger.

Blaming the FOX for OREO hysteria is pure dailyKos, somebody should remind the PUSSY that GWB is out.

Anonymous said...

Ok. Everyone is anonymous and I admit I've lost track of who is who.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking of moving to Bend. I heard the lifestyle there is awesome, and that you guys get over 300 days a year of sunshine. WOW, that's for me!

Anonymous said...

Liberals Every where Demand that Obama Setup Swine Flu Internment Camps

Fox News, October 24, 2009

WASHINGTON — The rush to approve the vaccine for the H1N1 flu — also known as swine or “novel flu” — was based on a combination of the greed of the pharmaceutical industry and uninformed decisions by the awkward alliance of public health and federal emergency management officials.

At an international swine flu conference in the nation’s capital in September, some public health and medical officials expressed bewilderment over federal, state and local emergency personnel talking of implementing “riot control” at vaccination stations, mandatory quarantines, forced vaccinations of certain sectors of the population and even “mass fatality management.” The rush of the Food and Drug Administration, Centers for Disease Control, Department of Health and Human Services and the National Institutes of Health in endorsing the swine flu vaccine has created fear, suspicion, and angst among both the general public and the health provider community.

Not assuaging fears about the H1N1 vaccine are the results of President Gerald Ford’s 1976 order for a nationwide swine flu vaccination program after an outbreak of the flu at Fort Dix, N.J.

In subsequent years, reports surfaced of complications from the vaccine that resulted in cases of Guillain-Barre Syndrome, a neuromuscular ailment, and autism, the latter afflicting children who received the vaccine, which reportedly resulted from the presence of thimerosal — a preservative that contains mercury.

Added to the H1N1 vaccine is an oily concoction called squalene that has been shown to cause severe autoimmune conditions, including multiple sclerosis and lupus.

Lawsuit filed

Four New York state nurses recently filed suit before the New York Supreme Court asking it to overturn an order that requires all health-care workers in the state to get both the seasonal and swine flu vaccinations. Even exemptions for religious beliefs were disallowed by the New York State Health Commission.

An Associated Press-GfK poll taken in early October — as the autumn H1N1 pandemic wave began to peak — showed that more than a third of parents in the United States would refuse to have their children injected with the swine flu vaccine.

In the rush to approve the swine flu vaccine as “safe,” the Canadian federal government suspiciously decided to offer immunity from lawsuits to the manufacturers of the vaccine.

The Canadian action followed four Canadian research studies that concluded people who had received the seasonal flu vaccine were more likely to contract the H1N1/swine flu virus.

While New York was forcing health-care workers to receive both the seasonal and the swine flu vaccines, three Canadian provinces — Ontario, Quebec and Saskatchewan — delayed their seasonal flu vaccination program based on the Canadian studies.

European health experts were also quick to point out multinational pharmaceutical giants stand to make handsome profits from the sale of H1N1 vaccines.

Coupled with the fear associated with the swine flu vaccine is the mystery surrounding the genesis of the H1N1 virus.

Blossoming in several “hot zones” in Mexico in April of this year, the highly virulent influenza strain quickly spread to the United States and Canada. There were also reports from around the world — from Brazil to Denmark and Thailand to Hong Kong — that the H1N1 virus was rapidly mutating into forms that made it resistant to the anti-viral drug Tamiflu.

After all the reassurances about the safety of the H1N1 vaccine by senior U.S. government officials, including President Obama himself, the campaign appears to have fallen on deaf ears.

Increasingly Americans ... are resisting this wholesale violation of their civil liberties.

Anonymous said...

. I heard the lifestyle there is awesome, and that you guys get over 300 days a year of sunshine. .

>>>>

Correction: 290 days of ice fog, where middle age men butt fuck each other nine months a year. Think twice about Bend. Yeh, Awesome. Even Gays and Steers, stay clear of Bend, Oregon.

Anonymous said...

Howdy Buckaroo's,

>>

HI Homee we can hardly fucking pee its been so long since you spoon fed a new bi-weekly BB2 blog.

Fear not, Bend will be just as fucked in a week as it is today.

Do something special for our anniversary coming up, since 2006 morons talking shit, and hell somewhere about 1-1/2 year into the gig we inherited BP & HP(hbm).

tim said...

"I'm thinking of moving to Bend. I heard the lifestyle there is awesome, and that you guys get over 300 days a year of sunshine. WOW, that's for me!"

It depends on how you count. I think it's actually over 400 days with the Bend Chamber of Commerce's current counting method.

Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm retarded, well legally with an IQ of less than 80, is there a place for me in Bend?

I hear they're looking for someone to run their bank?

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